permafrost Loc: Minnesota

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"

BIRDMAN

😎😎😎

FallenOak Loc: St George Utah

Sounds like that DEA officer grew up in one of our cities and knew nothing about livestock. He was read books like, 'Ferdinand the Bull'.

RandyBrian Loc: Texas

As he ran from that huge bull, he clearly was not giving any thoughts to how many rattlesnakes he was stepping on, or he would have been trying to levitate.

Rose42

Thats always funny.

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Gee, Ferdinand the bull was one of my first favorite books... the state library did rural deliveries and we would get a big box of books about once a month and I looked for my book again and again..

good book and it fits the joke very well..