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Dec 21, 2014 15:08:05   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Subject: Holy e mail

One day God was looking down at earth and
saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on.

cid:200212D4DC1D4823B644478A3ACA6216@BobPC
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.

cid:D8256C4175F8461F9CA8ED711F5600E6@BobPC

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

cid:49299253A1984FEA9E0A777DFD91C24D@BobPC

So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

cid:A089FBFDBBA84E50A2F93D27DE48A17E@BobPC
When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.

cid:A31A1BEF14F94D08A997122B2A9041DA@BobPC

So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?


Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.



cid:179372964EFC43BBAC5C8D481B6E604A@BobPC

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Dec 21, 2014 15:29:42   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
Subject: Holy e mail

One day God was looking down at earth and
saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on.

cid:200212D4DC1D4823B644478A3ACA6216@BobPC
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.

cid:D8256C4175F8461F9CA8ED711F5600E6@BobPC

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

cid:49299253A1984FEA9E0A777DFD91C24D@BobPC

So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

cid:A089FBFDBBA84E50A2F93D27DE48A17E@BobPC
When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.

cid:A31A1BEF14F94D08A997122B2A9041DA@BobPC

So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?


Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.



cid:179372964EFC43BBAC5C8D481B6E604A@BobPC
Subject: Holy e mail br br One day God was lookin... (show quote)


:hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:

Me, I got one. But it is a secret and I am not going to tell any reprobates what it said,,, :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :shock:

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Dec 21, 2014 15:32:10   #
grace scott
 
alex wrote:
Subject: Holy e mail

One day God was looking down at earth and
saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on.

cid:200212D4DC1D4823B644478A3ACA6216@BobPC
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.

cid:D8256C4175F8461F9CA8ED711F5600E6@BobPC

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

cid:49299253A1984FEA9E0A777DFD91C24D@BobPC

So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

cid:A089FBFDBBA84E50A2F93D27DE48A17E@BobPC
When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.

cid:A31A1BEF14F94D08A997122B2A9041DA@BobPC

So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?


Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.



cid:179372964EFC43BBAC5C8D481B6E604A@BobPC
Subject: Holy e mail br br One day God was lookin... (show quote)



Shame on you :lol: :lol: :lol :lol:

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Dec 21, 2014 15:36:03   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
grace scott wrote:
Shame on you :lol: :lol: :lol :lol:


:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: 8-) 8-)

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Dec 21, 2014 15:37:38   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
alex wrote:
Subject: Holy e mail

One day God was looking down at earth and
saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on.

cid:200212D4DC1D4823B644478A3ACA6216@BobPC
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.

cid:D8256C4175F8461F9CA8ED711F5600E6@BobPC

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

cid:49299253A1984FEA9E0A777DFD91C24D@BobPC

So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

cid:A089FBFDBBA84E50A2F93D27DE48A17E@BobPC
When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.

cid:A31A1BEF14F94D08A997122B2A9041DA@BobPC

So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?


Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.



cid:179372964EFC43BBAC5C8D481B6E604A@BobPC
Subject: Holy e mail br br One day God was lookin... (show quote)


He told me to keep doing what I've been doing. Sorry you didn't hear Alex, maybe you can change your ways. Armi, Grace and I will pray for you :XD: :XD: :XD: :roll:

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Dec 21, 2014 16:01:45   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
BearK wrote:
He told me to keep doing what I've been doing. Sorry you didn't hear Alex, maybe you can change your ways. Armi, Grace and I will pray for you :XD: :XD: :XD: :roll:


so you are in the 5%? good!

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Dec 21, 2014 16:03:16   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
:hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:

Me, I got one. But it is a secret and I am not going to tell any reprobates what it said,,, :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :shock:


you do know what the punishment is if you lie don't you?

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Dec 21, 2014 16:27:42   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
you do know what the punishment is if you lie don't you?


Not talkin is not sinnin :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 21, 2014 17:49:11   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Armageddun wrote:
:hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:

Me, I got one. But it is a secret and I am not going to tell any reprobates what it said,,, :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :shock:


Me thinks thou art once again resorting to falsehoods. Shame on thee.

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Dec 21, 2014 17:49:30   #
just care
 
alex wrote:
Subject: Holy e mail

One day God was looking down at earth and
saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on.

cid:200212D4DC1D4823B644478A3ACA6216@BobPC
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.

cid:D8256C4175F8461F9CA8ED711F5600E6@BobPC

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

cid:49299253A1984FEA9E0A777DFD91C24D@BobPC

So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

cid:A089FBFDBBA84E50A2F93D27DE48A17E@BobPC
When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.

cid:A31A1BEF14F94D08A997122B2A9041DA@BobPC

So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?


Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.



cid:179372964EFC43BBAC5C8D481B6E604A@BobPC
Subject: Holy e mail br br One day God was lookin... (show quote)




I didn't get my e-mail either.
I just thought he didn't like dyslexic people.
And after all the times I've spent praying to DOG!

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Dec 21, 2014 19:50:53   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Me thinks thou art once again resorting to falsehoods. Shame on thee.


Ah once again the Quakereth Jeweth interveneths :shock: :shock:

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Dec 21, 2014 19:53:12   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
just care wrote:
I didn't get my e-mail either.
I just thought he didn't like dyslexic people.
And after all the times I've spent praying to DOG!


WoW spelled upside down MoM :thumbup: :thumbup:

I am amber spellexic :shock: :shock:

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Dec 21, 2014 20:09:07   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
WoW spelled upside down MoM :thumbup: :thumbup:

I am amber spellexic :shock: :shock:


and it doesn't matter if you spell it forward or backward

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Dec 21, 2014 20:15:47   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
and it doesn't matter if you spell it forward or backward


Sharp, I say son, you, I say are sharp as a I say, tack.

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Dec 21, 2014 20:43:25   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
Sharp, I say son, you, I say are sharp as a I say, tack.


if you don't believe it just step on me

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