Another reason dogs are better than women: After an 11 hour, 99 degree day at the good ole post office, and walking 13.6 miles, I finally come home. I take my black shoes off, and Mrs.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

After an 11 hour, 99 degree day at the good ole post office, and walking 13.6 miles, I finally come home. I take my black shoes off, and Mrs. B. tells me to leave them outside along with my socks. No empathy, no compassion, just do it. Okay.....
Well, now I'm sitting outside, in my spot, and my amazing, child k*****g, granny k*****g, face eating, pit bull mix is giving me the most gentle, amazing foot massage with his tongue.
I know who loves me around here!!

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

archie bunker wrote:

After an 11 hour, 99 degree day at the good ole post office, and walking 13.6 miles, I finally come home. I take my black shoes off, and Mrs. B. tells me to leave them outside along with my socks. No empathy, no compassion, just do it. Okay.....
Well, now I'm sitting outside, in my spot, and my amazing, child k*****g, granny k*****g, face eating, pit bull mix is giving me the most gentle, amazing foot massage with his tongue.
I know who loves me around here!!

Roger that!

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

When I was at the University of Ky we had to work out at the sheep farm. Guy had two
Australian Shepards. Split the rams from the ewes, herded into pens, all with hand signals. Farmer looked at us and said, that’s why I don’t need a wife.

archie bunker wrote:

After an 11 hour, 99 degree day at the good ole post office, and walking 13.6 miles, I finally come home. I take my black shoes off, and Mrs. B. tells me to leave them outside along with my socks. No empathy, no compassion, just do it. Okay.....
Well, now I'm sitting outside, in my spot, and my amazing, child k*****g, granny k*****g, face eating, pit bull mix is giving me the most gentle, amazing foot massage with his tongue.
I know who loves me around here!!

youngwilliam Loc: Deep in the heart

archie bunker wrote:

After an 11 hour, 99 degree day at the good ole post office, and walking 13.6 miles, I finally come home. I take my black shoes off, and Mrs. B. tells me to leave them outside along with my socks. No empathy, no compassion, just do it. Okay.....
Well, now I'm sitting outside, in my spot, and my amazing, child k*****g, granny k*****g, face eating, pit bull mix is giving me the most gentle, amazing foot massage with his tongue.
I know who loves me around here!!

If you want to see who really loves you, through your wife and dog in the truck of your car for an hour and see who's happy to see you when you open it.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

JFlorio wrote:

When I was at the University of Ky we had to work out at the sheep farm. Guy had two
Australian Shepards. Split the rams from the ewes, herded into pens, all with hand signals. Farmer looked at us and said, that’s why I don’t need a wife.

Aww man! Ain't it cool to watch em work!! I used to hang with the cowboys. The real one's. There was a guy (black guy) who went name "n****r bob". Bow leggedest man I ever saw, and he trained those dogs.
One time, they had a really bad bull out there on the LX ranch that had destroyed a pickup, and put two cowboys in the hospital trying to load him. Ole Bob brought two of his dogs, and they loaded that bull. My friend Jim Bob got his face shattered trying to close the gate on the trailer because the bull kicked back, but, those dogs kept him in there.
I got to see that, and, that's some pretty western s**t right there!!
Dogs are some amazing creatures.
As worthless as mine are, I wouldn't trade em for the world!!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

youngwilliam wrote:

If you want to see who really loves you, through your wife and dog in the truck of your car for an hour and see who's happy to see you when you open it.

Why would I do that to my dog?

youngwilliam Loc: Deep in the heart

archie bunker wrote:

Why would I do that to my dog?

🤣😉

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

I agree Arch. I’ve been sick with C***d all week and my 13 month old Catahoula Leopard dog won’t leave my side.

quote=archie bunker]Aww man! Ain't it cool to watch em work!! I used to hang with the cowboys. The real one's. There was a guy (black guy) who went name "n****r bob". Bow leggedest man I ever saw, and he trained those dogs.
One time, they had a really bad bull out there on the LX ranch that had destroyed a pickup, and put two cowboys in the hospital trying to load him. Ole Bob brought two of his dogs, and they loaded that bull. My friend Jim Bob got his face shattered trying to close the gate on the trailer because the bull kicked back, but, those dogs kept him in there.
I got to see that, and, that's some pretty western s**t right there!!
Dogs are some amazing creatures.
As worthless as mine are, I wouldn't trade em for the world!![/quote]

archie bunker Loc: Texas

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Dang Jim! I hope you're gonna be alright! I had it last December, and it took me down for two weeks. My avatar dog (Ruger) was up my butt the whole time.
They know!!
I hope you get better fast! It's a weird thing, that C***D. The Mrs. was good in 3 days, and it whooped my ass.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

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I hope you'll be ok, Jim.. I'm a dog person too..My dog, Bobby, is Yorkie and Terrier mix..absolutely adorable!

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

archie bunker wrote:

After an 11 hour, 99 degree day at the good ole post office, and walking 13.6 miles, I finally come home. I take my black shoes off, and Mrs. B. tells me to leave them outside along with my socks. No empathy, no compassion, just do it. Okay.....
Well, now I'm sitting outside, in my spot, and my amazing, child k*****g, granny k*****g, face eating, pit bull mix is giving me the most gentle, amazing foot massage with his tongue.
I know who loves me around here!!

I just can t see a wife licking a smelly sweaty foot

JR-57 Loc: South Carolina

[quote=JFlorio]I agree Arch. I’ve been sick with C***d all week and my 13 month old Catahoula Leopard dog won’t leave my side.[quote]

I hope you mend quickly J. I’m glad you have a great companion to help comfort you.

JR-57 Loc: South Carolina

archie bunker wrote:

After an 11 hour, 99 degree day at the good ole post office, and walking 13.6 miles, I finally come home. I take my black shoes off, and Mrs. B. tells me to leave them outside along with my socks. No empathy, no compassion, just do it. Okay.....
Well, now I'm sitting outside, in my spot, and my amazing, child k*****g, granny k*****g, face eating, pit bull mix is giving me the most gentle, amazing foot massage with his tongue.
I know who loves me around here!!

Now that’s a fact. Dogs are amazing. Every single one of them. I can’t imagine life without one or five. Wives on the other hand….. there are times.

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Thanks for all the get well wish’s people. Feeling better already. Just watched my dog Abel bury another toy.

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

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Sorry to hear this Jim. Here's hoping & praying you recover soon.