Top 10 NEW Chuck Norris jokes
Aug 7, 2023 13:55:17 #
1. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
2. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
3. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
4. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
5. Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
6. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
7. Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
8. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
9. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
10. Chuck Norris' belly button is actually a power outlet.
2. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
3. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
4. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
5. Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
6. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
7. Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
8. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
9. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
10. Chuck Norris' belly button is actually a power outlet.
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Aug 8, 2023 10:02:12 #
valkyrierider
Loc: "Land of Trump"
Peaver Bogart wrote:
1. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win... (show quote)
Finally something besides songs that we can access anytime we want to. Thanks for adding some actual chit-chat.
Aug 8, 2023 11:07:18 #
valkyrierider wrote:
Finally something besides songs that we can access anytime we want to. Thanks for adding some actual chit-chat.
Maybe there should be a section dedicated to music
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Aug 8, 2023 14:28:45 #
solarkin wrote:
have you ever posted
.anything that was not rancid h**e filled s**t ?
.anything that was not rancid h**e filled s**t ?
Kevvy girl went to admin about a post I made a few days ago and they deleted it. He is a whiny little A$$ Whole.
Aug 8, 2023 15:46:32 #
LogicallyRight
Loc: Chicago
valkyrierider wrote:
Finally something besides songs that we can access anytime we want to. Thanks for adding some actual chit-chat.
Agreed.
Aug 9, 2023 08:18:59 #
valkyrierider
Loc: "Land of Trump"
Rose42 wrote:
Maybe there should be a section dedicated to music
That would be great and then this would be for general chit-chat. Music is not chit-chat and it has dominated this area.
Aug 9, 2023 14:02:43 #
valkyrierider wrote:
That would be great and then this would be for general chit-chat. Music is not chit-chat and it has dominated this area.
I agree. If I want to hear music I can listen to the radio.
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