How many on the left here would form a line? My neighbors goat with his head caught in the fence yesterday. I helped him out before the l*****ts showed up! Nobody deserves that! Well...

archie bunker Loc: Texas

My neighbors goat with his head caught in the fence yesterday.
I helped him out before the l*****ts showed up!
Nobody deserves that!
Well, maybe except Woodrow. Or Milosia. Shes prolly used to it, and likes it, though..............

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

archie bunker wrote:

My neighbors goat with his head caught in the fence yesterday.
I helped him out before the l*****ts showed up!
Nobody deserves that!
Well, maybe except Woodrow. Or Milosia. Shes prolly used to it, and likes it, though..............

When I lived in Iowa, I was out hiking through a field one day and spotted a cow with her head stuck in the fork of a tree trunk. She couldn't seem to lift her head out and just hung there flapping her tongue and drooling while the rest of the herd grazed. I went over and talked to her for a bit, trying get her to look up. Cows are kinda dumb. I put both hands under her chin and lifted her head. She didn't even thank me.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

archie bunker wrote:

My neighbors goat with his head caught in the fence yesterday.
I helped him out before the l*****ts showed up!
Nobody deserves that!
Well, maybe except Woodrow. Or Milosia. Shes prolly used to it, and likes it, though..............

My old neighbor lady had small horse around 500 lbs 12 hands high. It was used to a pad and nice shavings to walk on but very clumsy under the trees where she staked the young mare out. Marquita- -her name fell on her hind end and was spread eagled on her front legs trying to get up. My daughter and I helped her get her front legs under herself and she was able to get herself back up. Whew poor lil horse .

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

archie bunker wrote:

My neighbors goat with his head caught in the fence yesterday.
I helped him out before the l*****ts showed up!
Nobody deserves that!
Well, maybe except Woodrow. Or Milosia. Shes prolly used to it, and likes it, though..............

This story would have a very different ending in the middle East

liberalhunter Loc: Your mom's house

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

This story would have a very different ending in the middle East

And in Ohio, California, New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and most definitely in Connecticut......... in 3 of those states I'm pretty sure goat marriage is on the table.

liberalhunter Loc: Your mom's house

archie bunker wrote:

My neighbors goat with his head caught in the fence yesterday.
I helped him out before the l*****ts showed up!
Nobody deserves that!
Well, maybe except Woodrow. Or Milosia. Shes prolly used to it, and likes it, though..............

Dust the backside of that goat in Cheeto dust and Milosia is in for a pegging....woody would blame Trump.

Michael Roy Loc: North of Amarillo

liberalh****r wrote:

And in Ohio, California, New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and most definitely in Connecticut......... in 3 of those states I'm pretty sure goat marriage is on the table.

Don’t forget Minnesota whole lot of stupid stupid there.

Milosia2 Loc: Cleveland Ohio

Blade_Runner wrote:

When I lived in Iowa, I was out hiking through a f... (show quote)

They’re working girls !
They will never thank you !

pescado rojo

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

This story would have a very different ending in the middle East

In the goat's case, probably matrimony. In the case of some of the l*****t posters here on OPP, probably at least some useful employment.

pescado rojo

liberalh****r wrote:

And in Ohio, California, New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and most definitely in Connecticut......... in 3 of those states I'm pretty sure goat marriage is on the table.

Not if the goats have anything to say about it. They have matrimonial standards, you know.

LostAggie66 Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)

liberalh****r wrote:

And in Ohio, California, New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and most definitely in Connecticut......... in 3 of those states I'm pretty sure goat marriage is on the table.

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