Just an old joke..
Jul 15, 2023 22:30:21 #
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, “My son is my p***e and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for his birthday.”
The second guy said, “Darn, that’s terrific! My son is also my p***e and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He’s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”
The third man said: “Well, that’s amazing! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000-square-foot mansion.”
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: “What are all the congratulations for?”
“We were talking about the p***e we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?” one of the men asked.
The fourth man replied: “My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”
“What a shame… What a disappointment,” the men replied, shaking their heads.
The fourth man replied: “I’m not ashamed. He’s my son and I love him. And he hasn’t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000-square-foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!”
The first guy said, “My son is my p***e and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for his birthday.”
The second guy said, “Darn, that’s terrific! My son is also my p***e and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He’s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”
The third man said: “Well, that’s amazing! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000-square-foot mansion.”
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: “What are all the congratulations for?”
“We were talking about the p***e we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?” one of the men asked.
The fourth man replied: “My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”
“What a shame… What a disappointment,” the men replied, shaking their heads.
The fourth man replied: “I’m not ashamed. He’s my son and I love him. And he hasn’t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000-square-foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!”
This is old also...
Jul 15, 2023 22:52:41 #
Jul 15, 2023 23:15:04 #
permafrost wrote:
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 yea... (show quote)
Those were good. The 2nd is an alternate version of a joke about an IRS audit.
Jul 16, 2023 19:11:21 #
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