Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp'
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always clear
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat
Why
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp'
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white/clear
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat
Why
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Why do we treat the call button for the elevator like it's an automatic accelerator button if we keep on pushing it?
Why do we keep the air conditioner at 65 in the middle of summer but at 74 in winter?
padremike wrote:
Why do we treat the call button for the elevator like it's an automatic accelerator button if we keep on pushing it?
Same answer as my grandchildren/great-grandchildren respond with on all these questions..." 'cause".
pegw wrote:
Why do we keep the air conditioner at 65 in the middle of summer but at 74 in winter?
Peg, that kind'a coincides with the last one on the list above.
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp'
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always clear
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat
Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we... (
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I can answer one; There ith an eth in lithp becauth people with a lithp can't pronouth it.
Jim0001
Loc: originally from Tennessee, now Virginia, USA
slatten49 wrote:
Peg, that kind'a coincides with the last one on the list above.
PegW didn't read it but had to comment. I'm surprised that it wasn't rated through snopes.
pescado rojo wrote:
I can answer one; There ith an eth in lithp becauth people with a lithp can't pronouth it.
Pwobably tho...probably tho.
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp'
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always clear
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat
Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we... (
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Why do I have to turn down the radio in my pickup so I can see better?
archie bunker wrote:
Why do I have to turn down the radio in my pickup so I can see better?
'Cause without the extra noise, you're able to pay better attention to the road.
archie bunker wrote:
Smartass!!🤨
I agree, and it's also unfair of Slats to be so wh**ever the word is I'm looking for.
padremike wrote:
I agree, and it's also unfair of Slats to be so wh**ever the word is I'm looking for.
Ne'er-do-well ol' curmudgeon
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