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Jul 5, 2023 11:09:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp'

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always clear

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat

Why

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Jul 5, 2023 11:19:26   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp'

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white/clear

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat

Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we... (show quote)


Why do we treat the call button for the elevator like it's an automatic accelerator button if we keep on pushing it?

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Jul 5, 2023 11:20:27   #
pegw
 
Why do we keep the air conditioner at 65 in the middle of summer but at 74 in winter?

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Jul 5, 2023 11:20:34   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp'

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white/clear

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat

Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we... (show quote)


LOL... good one slats...

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Jul 5, 2023 11:21:40   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
padremike wrote:
Why do we treat the call button for the elevator like it's an automatic accelerator button if we keep on pushing it?

Same answer as my grandchildren/great-grandchildren respond with on all these questions..." 'cause".

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Jul 5, 2023 11:22:56   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
pegw wrote:
Why do we keep the air conditioner at 65 in the middle of summer but at 74 in winter?

Peg, that kind'a coincides with the last one on the list above.

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Jul 5, 2023 11:29:21   #
pescado rojo
 
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp'

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always clear

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat

Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we... (show quote)


I can answer one; There ith an eth in lithp becauth people with a lithp can't pronouth it.

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Jul 5, 2023 11:44:43   #
Jim0001 Loc: originally from Tennessee, now Virginia, USA
 
slatten49 wrote:
Peg, that kind'a coincides with the last one on the list above.


PegW didn't read it but had to comment. I'm surprised that it wasn't rated through snopes.

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Jul 5, 2023 12:05:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
pescado rojo wrote:
I can answer one; There ith an eth in lithp becauth people with a lithp can't pronouth it.

Pwobably tho...probably tho.

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Jul 5, 2023 14:06:54   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp'

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always clear

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat

Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we... (show quote)


Why do I have to turn down the radio in my pickup so I can see better?

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Jul 5, 2023 14:12:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Why do I have to turn down the radio in my pickup so I can see better?

'Cause without the extra noise, you're able to pay better attention to the road.

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Jul 5, 2023 14:53:59   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
'Cause without the extra noise, you're able to pay better attention to the road.


Smartass!!🤨

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Jul 5, 2023 15:30:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Smartass!!🤨

So I've been told

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Jul 5, 2023 16:42:51   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
archie bunker wrote:
Smartass!!🤨


I agree, and it's also unfair of Slats to be so wh**ever the word is I'm looking for.

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Jul 5, 2023 17:23:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
padremike wrote:
I agree, and it's also unfair of Slats to be so wh**ever the word is I'm looking for.

Ne'er-do-well ol' curmudgeon


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