Just for fun...
Jul 1, 2023 18:15:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well...night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything...where would you put it all?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!
Done.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well...night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything...where would you put it all?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!
Done.
Jul 1, 2023 18:17:55 #
Jul 1, 2023 18:52:38 #
slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p... (show quote)
Yes fun! More please?
Jul 1, 2023 18:52:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p... (show quote)
Did you get those from Confucius?
Jul 1, 2023 20:09:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p... (show quote)
Excellent... could not be said better...
Jul 1, 2023 20:21:21 #
Jul 1, 2023 23:13:51 #
Jul 2, 2023 04:17:01 #
slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p... (show quote)
Someone once asked me if I was lost; I replied "Not exactly. I know where I'm not."
Jul 2, 2023 12:01:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p... (show quote)
I’m completely swizzled
Jul 2, 2023 15:59:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big dog wrote:
I’m completely swizzled
Would that be 'on the rocks', or not
Jul 2, 2023 16:00:37 #
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