Knowing the time to keep quiet in today's funny world: Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a restroom where I took the last open stall. From the...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a restroom where I took the last open stall. From the next stall, I heard a voice.

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doing just fine!"

And the other person says:

"So, what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you...just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them:

"No...I'm a little busy right now!!"

Then, I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an i***t in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

:mrgreen:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use t... (show quote)

Like the saying goes; "out if sight, out of mind", or in your case "out of sight, out OF your mind". Don't feel bad though, I spend most of my time out of my mind. If you saw what was in there, you'd want to stay out too. :lol: :mrgreen: :(

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Like the saying goes; "out if sight, out of mind", or in your case "out of sight, out OF your mind". Don't feel bad though, I spend most of my time out of my mind. If you saw what was in there, you'd want to stay out too. :lol: :mrgreen: :(

I've been inside your head. :shock: It is not a pretty picture. :oops: :lol:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

I've been inside your head. :shock: It is not a pretty picture. :oops: :lol:

AMEN TO THAT STATEMENT!!!!! about LPNMAJOR !!!!!!

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use t... (show quote)

:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: : :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

AMEN TO THAT STATEMENT!!!!! about LPNMAJOR !!!!!!

Well, 'Doc' is my buddy. I was just funnin' with him. 8-) Marines consider corpsmen as 'one of our own' :!: :thumbup:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

Well, 'Doc' is my buddy. I was just funnin' with him. 8-) Marines consider corpsmen as 'one of our own' :!: :thumbup:

There is an old phrase that says, Friends are friends and buddy's sleep together. :shock: :shock: :shock:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

[quote=AuntiE]There is an old phrase that says, Friends are friends and buddy's sleep together. :shock: :shock: :shock:[/quot

Well then, let us just say Doc & I are good friends, AuntiE. :lol:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

[quote=slatten49][quote=AuntiE]There is an old phrase that says, Friends are friends and buddy's sleep together. :shock: :shock: :shock:[/quot

Well then, let us just say Doc & I are good friends, AuntiE. :lol:[/quote]

I have decide to answer your continuing question as to my age.

Another phrase, Old enough to know better ......and too young to resist. Does that resolve your question? :mrgreen: :twisted: :roll:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

I have decide to answer your continuing question as to my age.

Another phrase, Old enough to know better ......and too young to resist. Does that resolve your question? :mrgreen: :twisted: :roll:

No. :?

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

No. :?

It is the best you will receive for your curiosity. :-D :) :-P 8-)

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

It is the best you will receive for your curiosity. :-D :) :-P 8-)

You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch. :hunf:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch. :hunf:

Such are the vissiccitudes of life. :twisted: :mrgreen: 8-)

BearK Loc: TN

slatten49 wrote:

No. :?

Yes, good morning :thumbup: :thumbup:

I laughed at 'your' conversation though I'd heard it before. The first time I heard it, it was funny, but this time coming from you - it seems even funnier. I could see this happening to you. Am I saying you're funny, no - I'm saying "Only you can make this joke seem right, Only you......" (Think of the Platters).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvdJFYxATOo

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BearK wrote:

Yes, good morning :thumbup: :thumbup:

I laughed at 'your' conversation though I'd heard it before. The first time I heard it, it was funny, but this time coming from you - it seems even funnier. I could see this happening to you. Am I saying you're funny, no - I'm saying "Only you can make this joke seem right, Only you......" (Think of the Platters).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvdJFYxATOo

I am now going to think 'platters of food' all day, now. :-P That will not 'ebb' the 'tide' of hunger that besets me. :-(