Archeologists Discover Biblical Ruins
May 30, 2023 22:18:34 #
ISRAEL — Archeologists have uncovered what they believe are the final remains of Sodom and Gomorrah's beloved Target store.
"You could still make out the display for tuck-friendly tunics," said Dr. Sally Mcneil. "It's clear these perverted rapists were massive Target fans."
According to the Israeli excavators, researchers began searching for a possible Target store after unearthing hundreds of pairs of yoga pants. "We knew we had to be close," said Dr. McNeil. "As soon as we found the sign saying 'Satan Respects Pronouns', we knew we'd found it. Our survey indicates the Sodomites had installed curbside pick-up to the south, and a g****r m********n station for children at the north entrance. It was really a very modern society, not so different from our own."
Further research at the dig site led researchers to believe the heavenly fire that burned up Sodom and Gomorrah may have struck the Target store first. "Everyone says Target smells nice, right up until the point sulfur begins raining from the sky," said team member Adrian Maldonado. "You can only walk around the child-abusing satanist products for so long without knowing that the Lord's wrath must be coming. This looks like it was ground zero. Greed, depravity and violence, all wrapped up with a nice bull's-eye on top for the Lord's fury."
At publishing time, Christians had begun nervously looking to the sky any time they drove too near a Target.
https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-uncover-stockpile-of-bud-light-at-ruins-of-sodom-and-gomorrah?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
"You could still make out the display for tuck-friendly tunics," said Dr. Sally Mcneil. "It's clear these perverted rapists were massive Target fans."
According to the Israeli excavators, researchers began searching for a possible Target store after unearthing hundreds of pairs of yoga pants. "We knew we had to be close," said Dr. McNeil. "As soon as we found the sign saying 'Satan Respects Pronouns', we knew we'd found it. Our survey indicates the Sodomites had installed curbside pick-up to the south, and a g****r m********n station for children at the north entrance. It was really a very modern society, not so different from our own."
Further research at the dig site led researchers to believe the heavenly fire that burned up Sodom and Gomorrah may have struck the Target store first. "Everyone says Target smells nice, right up until the point sulfur begins raining from the sky," said team member Adrian Maldonado. "You can only walk around the child-abusing satanist products for so long without knowing that the Lord's wrath must be coming. This looks like it was ground zero. Greed, depravity and violence, all wrapped up with a nice bull's-eye on top for the Lord's fury."
At publishing time, Christians had begun nervously looking to the sky any time they drove too near a Target.
https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-uncover-stockpile-of-bud-light-at-ruins-of-sodom-and-gomorrah?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
May 30, 2023 22:30:11 #
Ferrous wrote:
b ISRAEL — Archeologists have uncovered what they... (show quote)
I see them doing that all the time.
It’s that faraway target look !
May 30, 2023 23:09:01 #
May 31, 2023 08:31:58 #
Pathetic... Our children are being molested by perverted q***rs and this clown ignores it and takes a pot shot at Christians...
No way these Libs will speak out against anything the LBGTQ members do and be called homophobes. Liberals must accept all of their members and not question the pervese actions of some of their group... and face retaliation from their radical members.
No way these Libs will speak out against anything the LBGTQ members do and be called homophobes. Liberals must accept all of their members and not question the pervese actions of some of their group... and face retaliation from their radical members.
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