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May 23, 2023 17:31:43   #
Drue-Marie
 
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
PLEASE READ THIS ESSAY by Alexandra Petri, published in the Washington Post

"The president is not a child. He is something worse"from the Washington Post by Alexandra Petri



We were wrong, it turns out. Anyone cannot be president. Anyone can be elected president (any man, that is), but not anyone can be president.
After the careless, boastful revelations of his great intelligence to Russia, the firing of the FBI director, the new allegations that he asked James B. Comey to just “let this [Michael Flynn investigation] go” and the months of conducting himself without any curiosity, reverence for history, or ability to avoid mistakes, many columnists lately have been calling President Trump a child, or a bull in a china shop. This is, I think, unfair to children, and to bulls. Bulls have done a good job running Wall Street. Sometimes children are not cruel on purpose. Children can sit still and are often unable to stick their feet into their mouths, and sometimes will let you get more ice cream than they get.

He is something more terrifying than a child. Children can learn.
The Trump presidency is the discovery that what you thought was a man in a bear suit is just a bear. Suddenly the fact that he wouldn’t play by the rules makes total sense. It wasn’t that he refused to, that he was playing a long game. It was that he was a wild animal who eats fish and climbs trees, and English words were totally unintelligible to him. In retrospect, you should have suspected that after he just straight-up ate a guy. But at the time everyone cheered. It was good TV. Also, he was your bear.
Okay. So you have spent 200 years building a fragile snow globe, and now you have given it to a bear. The animal doesn’t care. You cannot even explain to him what the thing is. To him, all your words are just sounds. He looks at you when you are making them and he looks away when you are finished. You can only hope the bear becomes bored and sets the snow globe down and wanders off looking for food.

(Again, this is an insult to bears, who have fewer places to live than Trump and do not do so at the taxpayer’s expense.)
Who can help? The people in there with him are the people who did not realize that what they had on their hands was an animal. Now they are trying to whisper him, like a horse. Do horses understand whispering? Horses probably think that people are just conspiring against them all the time. Horses are probably quite paranoid and delusional. But at least a horse would not fire the FBI director.

Merely watching this, you are now 600 years old. (Have you written this before? Hundreds of years have passed since Tuesday. You have no memory of the Time Before.) It is as though all of your involuntary muscle functions now require conscious effort. Everything you assumed would take care of itself so that you could go about your life now requires you to watch it and hold your breath. You are holding your breath all the time.
It is bringing your drunk relative to a party where you need to impress people for work, but 24 hours a day, and your co-workers are the entire world, and some of them have nukes.
It is like expecting a cardboard cutout of a pro wrestler to perform open-heart surgery.

It is like watching a golden retriever try to disable a bomb. The dog can’t determine which is the red button and which is the green button. It can’t see color. It’s a dog, for Pete’s sake. What did you expect?

It is like leaving a horse unsupervised in a room with cake, only the cake is also your child.

It is the vague worry I feel in the back of my mind all the time about the Yellowstone Caldera, but it is running the country.
The president is not a child. Children can improve. Children speak with inside voices. Children ask for help when there are things they cannot reach.

He’s a human Failure to Read the User’s Manual.

He’s a cartoon character. He only looks real on TV. When real things are put into his hands he drops them, and people get hurt.
Confidence is good, up to a point. Now here is someone who thinks juggling hand-painted Fabergé eggs will impress you. Not because he is so supremely confident in his ability to juggle, but because he literally doesn’t know what they are. That they’re breakable. Only your house is in the egg. You are in the egg. Everything you care about is in the egg.

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May 23, 2023 17:46:43   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
bluefish wrote:
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
PLEASE READ THIS ESSAY by Alexandra Petri, published in the Washington Post
"The president is not a child. He is something worse"from the Washington Post by Alexandra Petri
We were wrong, it turns out. Anyone cannot be president. Anyone can be elected president (any man, that is), but not anyone can be president.
After the careless, boastful revelations of his great intelligence to Russia, the firing of the FBI director, the new allegations that he asked James B. Comey to just “let this [Michael Flynn investigation] go” and the months of conducting himself without any curiosity, reverence for history, or ability to avoid mistakes, many columnists lately have been calling President Trump a child, or a bull in a china shop. This is, I think, unfair to children, and to bulls. Bulls have done a good job running Wall Street. Sometimes children are not cruel on purpose. Children can sit still and are often unable to stick their feet into their mouths, and sometimes will let you get more ice cream than they get.
He is something more terrifying than a child. Children can learn.
The Trump presidency is the discovery that what you thought was a man in a bear suit is just a bear. Suddenly the fact that he wouldn’t play by the rules makes total sense. It wasn’t that he refused to, that he was playing a long game. It was that he was a wild animal who eats fish and climbs trees, and English words were totally unintelligible to him. In retrospect, you should have suspected that after he just straight-up ate a guy. But at the time everyone cheered. It was good TV. Also, he was your bear.
Okay. So you have spent 200 years building a fragile snow globe, and now you have given it to a bear. The animal doesn’t care. You cannot even explain to him what the thing is. To him, all your words are just sounds. He looks at you when you are making them and he looks away when you are finished. You can only hope the bear becomes bored and sets the snow globe down and wanders off looking for food.
(Again, this is an insult to bears, who have fewer places to live than Trump and do not do so at the taxpayer’s expense.)
Who can help? The people in there with him are the people who did not realize that what they had on their hands was an animal. Now they are trying to whisper him, like a horse. Do horses understand whispering? Horses probably think that people are just conspiring against them all the time. Horses are probably quite paranoid and delusional. But at least a horse would not fire the FBI director.
Merely watching this, you are now 600 years old. (Have you written this before? Hundreds of years have passed since Tuesday. You have no memory of the Time Before.) It is as though all of your involuntary muscle functions now require conscious effort. Everything you assumed would take care of itself so that you could go about your life now requires you to watch it and hold your breath. You are holding your breath all the time.
It is bringing your drunk relative to a party where you need to impress people for work, but 24 hours a day, and your co-workers are the entire world, and some of them have nukes.
It is like expecting a cardboard cutout of a pro wrestler to perform open-heart surgery.
It is like watching a golden retriever try to disable a bomb. The dog can’t determine which is the red button and which is the green button. It can’t see color. It’s a dog, for Pete’s sake. What did you expect?
It is like leaving a horse unsupervised in a room with cake, only the cake is also your child.
It is the vague worry I feel in the back of my mind all the time about the Yellowstone Caldera, but it is running the country.
The president is not a child. Children can improve. Children speak with inside voices. Children ask for help when there are things they cannot reach.
He’s a human Failure to Read the User’s Manual.
He’s a cartoon character. He only looks real on TV. When real things are put into his hands he drops them, and people get hurt.
Confidence is good, up to a point. Now here is someone who thinks juggling hand-painted Fabergé eggs will impress you. Not because he is so supremely confident in his ability to juggle, but because he literally doesn’t know what they are. That they’re breakable. Only your house is in the egg. You are in the egg. Everything you care about is in the egg.
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he... (show quote)

Per you: “If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.”

I read your bigoted first statement and couldn’t force myself to read any further. How insensitive can you be to offend to near 12% of the world population? I’ve been left handed my entire life. Your post insults everyone that has this affliction by using the term “lefties”. Have you no compassion? On behalf of all left handed persons; we’re not going to stand by and be victims to your bigotry. LLM. Lefties’ L***s M****r. Just so you’re aware; there are many things I can do with either hand and there are times I identify as right handed. As an example I could flip you off left handed, righted handed, or my all time favorite, both hands simultaneously. LLM will be waiting for your retraction and apology.

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May 23, 2023 17:49:27   #
Drue-Marie
 
JR-57 wrote:
Per you: “If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.”

I read your bigoted first statement and couldn’t force myself to read any further. How insensitive can you be to offend to near 12% of the world population? I’ve been left handed my entire life. Your post insults everyone that has this affliction by using the term “lefties”. Have you no compassion? On behalf of all left handed persons; we’re not going to stand by and be victims to your bigotry. LLM. Lefties’ L***s M****r. Just so you’re aware; there are many things I can do with either hand and there are times I identify as right handed. As an example I could flip you off left handed, righted handed, or my all time favorite, both hands simultaneously. LLM will be waiting for your retraction and apology.
Per you: “If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefti... (show quote)


WTF?

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May 23, 2023 17:50:26   #
liberalhunter Loc: Your mom's house
 
bluefish wrote:
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
PLEASE READ THIS ESSAY by Alexandra Petri, published in the Washington Post

"The president is not a child. He is something worse"from the Washington Post by Alexandra Petri



We were wrong, it turns out. Anyone cannot be president. Anyone can be elected president (any man, that is), but not anyone can be president.
After the careless, boastful revelations of his great intelligence to Russia, the firing of the FBI director, the new allegations that he asked James B. Comey to just “let this [Michael Flynn investigation] go” and the months of conducting himself without any curiosity, reverence for history, or ability to avoid mistakes, many columnists lately have been calling President Trump a child, or a bull in a china shop. This is, I think, unfair to children, and to bulls. Bulls have done a good job running Wall Street. Sometimes children are not cruel on purpose. Children can sit still and are often unable to stick their feet into their mouths, and sometimes will let you get more ice cream than they get.

He is something more terrifying than a child. Children can learn.
The Trump presidency is the discovery that what you thought was a man in a bear suit is just a bear. Suddenly the fact that he wouldn’t play by the rules makes total sense. It wasn’t that he refused to, that he was playing a long game. It was that he was a wild animal who eats fish and climbs trees, and English words were totally unintelligible to him. In retrospect, you should have suspected that after he just straight-up ate a guy. But at the time everyone cheered. It was good TV. Also, he was your bear.
Okay. So you have spent 200 years building a fragile snow globe, and now you have given it to a bear. The animal doesn’t care. You cannot even explain to him what the thing is. To him, all your words are just sounds. He looks at you when you are making them and he looks away when you are finished. You can only hope the bear becomes bored and sets the snow globe down and wanders off looking for food.

(Again, this is an insult to bears, who have fewer places to live than Trump and do not do so at the taxpayer’s expense.)
Who can help? The people in there with him are the people who did not realize that what they had on their hands was an animal. Now they are trying to whisper him, like a horse. Do horses understand whispering? Horses probably think that people are just conspiring against them all the time. Horses are probably quite paranoid and delusional. But at least a horse would not fire the FBI director.

Merely watching this, you are now 600 years old. (Have you written this before? Hundreds of years have passed since Tuesday. You have no memory of the Time Before.) It is as though all of your involuntary muscle functions now require conscious effort. Everything you assumed would take care of itself so that you could go about your life now requires you to watch it and hold your breath. You are holding your breath all the time.
It is bringing your drunk relative to a party where you need to impress people for work, but 24 hours a day, and your co-workers are the entire world, and some of them have nukes.
It is like expecting a cardboard cutout of a pro wrestler to perform open-heart surgery.

It is like watching a golden retriever try to disable a bomb. The dog can’t determine which is the red button and which is the green button. It can’t see color. It’s a dog, for Pete’s sake. What did you expect?

It is like leaving a horse unsupervised in a room with cake, only the cake is also your child.

It is the vague worry I feel in the back of my mind all the time about the Yellowstone Caldera, but it is running the country.
The president is not a child. Children can improve. Children speak with inside voices. Children ask for help when there are things they cannot reach.

He’s a human Failure to Read the User’s Manual.

He’s a cartoon character. He only looks real on TV. When real things are put into his hands he drops them, and people get hurt.
Confidence is good, up to a point. Now here is someone who thinks juggling hand-painted Fabergé eggs will impress you. Not because he is so supremely confident in his ability to juggle, but because he literally doesn’t know what they are. That they’re breakable. Only your house is in the egg. You are in the egg. Everything you care about is in the egg.
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he... (show quote)




Take out all the mental butt hurt and stupid in that i***tic crap and it can be summed up in one word.


Fear.

Own it.

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May 23, 2023 18:02:32   #
Liberty Tree
 
bluefish wrote:
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
PLEASE READ THIS ESSAY by Alexandra Petri, published in the Washington Post

"The president is not a child. He is something worse"from the Washington Post by Alexandra Petri



We were wrong, it turns out. Anyone cannot be president. Anyone can be elected president (any man, that is), but not anyone can be president.
After the careless, boastful revelations of his great intelligence to Russia, the firing of the FBI director, the new allegations that he asked James B. Comey to just “let this [Michael Flynn investigation] go” and the months of conducting himself without any curiosity, reverence for history, or ability to avoid mistakes, many columnists lately have been calling President Trump a child, or a bull in a china shop. This is, I think, unfair to children, and to bulls. Bulls have done a good job running Wall Street. Sometimes children are not cruel on purpose. Children can sit still and are often unable to stick their feet into their mouths, and sometimes will let you get more ice cream than they get.

He is something more terrifying than a child. Children can learn.
The Trump presidency is the discovery that what you thought was a man in a bear suit is just a bear. Suddenly the fact that he wouldn’t play by the rules makes total sense. It wasn’t that he refused to, that he was playing a long game. It was that he was a wild animal who eats fish and climbs trees, and English words were totally unintelligible to him. In retrospect, you should have suspected that after he just straight-up ate a guy. But at the time everyone cheered. It was good TV. Also, he was your bear.
Okay. So you have spent 200 years building a fragile snow globe, and now you have given it to a bear. The animal doesn’t care. You cannot even explain to him what the thing is. To him, all your words are just sounds. He looks at you when you are making them and he looks away when you are finished. You can only hope the bear becomes bored and sets the snow globe down and wanders off looking for food.

(Again, this is an insult to bears, who have fewer places to live than Trump and do not do so at the taxpayer’s expense.)
Who can help? The people in there with him are the people who did not realize that what they had on their hands was an animal. Now they are trying to whisper him, like a horse. Do horses understand whispering? Horses probably think that people are just conspiring against them all the time. Horses are probably quite paranoid and delusional. But at least a horse would not fire the FBI director.

Merely watching this, you are now 600 years old. (Have you written this before? Hundreds of years have passed since Tuesday. You have no memory of the Time Before.) It is as though all of your involuntary muscle functions now require conscious effort. Everything you assumed would take care of itself so that you could go about your life now requires you to watch it and hold your breath. You are holding your breath all the time.
It is bringing your drunk relative to a party where you need to impress people for work, but 24 hours a day, and your co-workers are the entire world, and some of them have nukes.
It is like expecting a cardboard cutout of a pro wrestler to perform open-heart surgery.

It is like watching a golden retriever try to disable a bomb. The dog can’t determine which is the red button and which is the green button. It can’t see color. It’s a dog, for Pete’s sake. What did you expect?

It is like leaving a horse unsupervised in a room with cake, only the cake is also your child.

It is the vague worry I feel in the back of my mind all the time about the Yellowstone Caldera, but it is running the country.
The president is not a child. Children can improve. Children speak with inside voices. Children ask for help when there are things they cannot reach.

He’s a human Failure to Read the User’s Manual.

He’s a cartoon character. He only looks real on TV. When real things are put into his hands he drops them, and people get hurt.
Confidence is good, up to a point. Now here is someone who thinks juggling hand-painted Fabergé eggs will impress you. Not because he is so supremely confident in his ability to juggle, but because he literally doesn’t know what they are. That they’re breakable. Only your house is in the egg. You are in the egg. Everything you care about is in the egg.
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he... (show quote)


NWR

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May 23, 2023 18:10:25   #
WEBCO
 
bluefish wrote:
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
PLEASE READ THIS ESSAY by Alexandra Petri, published in the Washington Post

"The president is not a child. He is something worse"from the Washington Post by Alexandra Petri



We were wrong, it turns out. Anyone cannot be president. Anyone can be elected president (any man, that is), but not anyone can be president.
After the careless, boastful revelations of his great intelligence to Russia, the firing of the FBI director, the new allegations that he asked James B. Comey to just “let this [Michael Flynn investigation] go” and the months of conducting himself without any curiosity, reverence for history, or ability to avoid mistakes, many columnists lately have been calling President Trump a child, or a bull in a china shop. This is, I think, unfair to children, and to bulls. Bulls have done a good job running Wall Street. Sometimes children are not cruel on purpose. Children can sit still and are often unable to stick their feet into their mouths, and sometimes will let you get more ice cream than they get.

He is something more terrifying than a child. Children can learn.
The Trump presidency is the discovery that what you thought was a man in a bear suit is just a bear. Suddenly the fact that he wouldn’t play by the rules makes total sense. It wasn’t that he refused to, that he was playing a long game. It was that he was a wild animal who eats fish and climbs trees, and English words were totally unintelligible to him. In retrospect, you should have suspected that after he just straight-up ate a guy. But at the time everyone cheered. It was good TV. Also, he was your bear.
Okay. So you have spent 200 years building a fragile snow globe, and now you have given it to a bear. The animal doesn’t care. You cannot even explain to him what the thing is. To him, all your words are just sounds. He looks at you when you are making them and he looks away when you are finished. You can only hope the bear becomes bored and sets the snow globe down and wanders off looking for food.

(Again, this is an insult to bears, who have fewer places to live than Trump and do not do so at the taxpayer’s expense.)
Who can help? The people in there with him are the people who did not realize that what they had on their hands was an animal. Now they are trying to whisper him, like a horse. Do horses understand whispering? Horses probably think that people are just conspiring against them all the time. Horses are probably quite paranoid and delusional. But at least a horse would not fire the FBI director.

Merely watching this, you are now 600 years old. (Have you written this before? Hundreds of years have passed since Tuesday. You have no memory of the Time Before.) It is as though all of your involuntary muscle functions now require conscious effort. Everything you assumed would take care of itself so that you could go about your life now requires you to watch it and hold your breath. You are holding your breath all the time.
It is bringing your drunk relative to a party where you need to impress people for work, but 24 hours a day, and your co-workers are the entire world, and some of them have nukes.
It is like expecting a cardboard cutout of a pro wrestler to perform open-heart surgery.

It is like watching a golden retriever try to disable a bomb. The dog can’t determine which is the red button and which is the green button. It can’t see color. It’s a dog, for Pete’s sake. What did you expect?

It is like leaving a horse unsupervised in a room with cake, only the cake is also your child.

It is the vague worry I feel in the back of my mind all the time about the Yellowstone Caldera, but it is running the country.
The president is not a child. Children can improve. Children speak with inside voices. Children ask for help when there are things they cannot reach.

He’s a human Failure to Read the User’s Manual.

He’s a cartoon character. He only looks real on TV. When real things are put into his hands he drops them, and people get hurt.
Confidence is good, up to a point. Now here is someone who thinks juggling hand-painted Fabergé eggs will impress you. Not because he is so supremely confident in his ability to juggle, but because he literally doesn’t know what they are. That they’re breakable. Only your house is in the egg. You are in the egg. Everything you care about is in the egg.
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he... (show quote)


We are witnessing what replaced Trump. I will take the mean tweets and harsh vocabulary over what has replaced it every day of the week.

We had a great economy, cheap gas, low inflation, a closed border, and NO WARS. What wasn't to like?

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May 23, 2023 18:16:05   #
BIRDMAN
 
bluefish wrote:
WTF?



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May 23, 2023 18:16:10   #
Justice101
 
bluefish wrote:
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
PLEASE READ THIS ESSAY by Alexandra Petri, published in the Washington Post

"The president is not a child. He is something worse"from the Washington Post by Alexandra Petri



We were wrong, it turns out. Anyone cannot be president. Anyone can be elected president (any man, that is), but not anyone can be president.
After the careless, boastful revelations of his great intelligence to Russia, the firing of the FBI director, the new allegations that he asked James B. Comey to just “let this [Michael Flynn investigation] go” and the months of conducting himself without any curiosity, reverence for history, or ability to avoid mistakes, many columnists lately have been calling President Trump a child, or a bull in a china shop. This is, I think, unfair to children, and to bulls. Bulls have done a good job running Wall Street. Sometimes children are not cruel on purpose. Children can sit still and are often unable to stick their feet into their mouths, and sometimes will let you get more ice cream than they get.

He is something more terrifying than a child. Children can learn.
The Trump presidency is the discovery that what you thought was a man in a bear suit is just a bear. Suddenly the fact that he wouldn’t play by the rules makes total sense. It wasn’t that he refused to, that he was playing a long game. It was that he was a wild animal who eats fish and climbs trees, and English words were totally unintelligible to him. In retrospect, you should have suspected that after he just straight-up ate a guy. But at the time everyone cheered. It was good TV. Also, he was your bear.
Okay. So you have spent 200 years building a fragile snow globe, and now you have given it to a bear. The animal doesn’t care. You cannot even explain to him what the thing is. To him, all your words are just sounds. He looks at you when you are making them and he looks away when you are finished. You can only hope the bear becomes bored and sets the snow globe down and wanders off looking for food.

(Again, this is an insult to bears, who have fewer places to live than Trump and do not do so at the taxpayer’s expense.)
Who can help? The people in there with him are the people who did not realize that what they had on their hands was an animal. Now they are trying to whisper him, like a horse. Do horses understand whispering? Horses probably think that people are just conspiring against them all the time. Horses are probably quite paranoid and delusional. But at least a horse would not fire the FBI director.

Merely watching this, you are now 600 years old. (Have you written this before? Hundreds of years have passed since Tuesday. You have no memory of the Time Before.) It is as though all of your involuntary muscle functions now require conscious effort. Everything you assumed would take care of itself so that you could go about your life now requires you to watch it and hold your breath. You are holding your breath all the time.
It is bringing your drunk relative to a party where you need to impress people for work, but 24 hours a day, and your co-workers are the entire world, and some of them have nukes.
It is like expecting a cardboard cutout of a pro wrestler to perform open-heart surgery.

It is like watching a golden retriever try to disable a bomb. The dog can’t determine which is the red button and which is the green button. It can’t see color. It’s a dog, for Pete’s sake. What did you expect?

It is like leaving a horse unsupervised in a room with cake, only the cake is also your child.

It is the vague worry I feel in the back of my mind all the time about the Yellowstone Caldera, but it is running the country.
The president is not a child. Children can improve. Children speak with inside voices. Children ask for help when there are things they cannot reach.

He’s a human Failure to Read the User’s Manual.

He’s a cartoon character. He only looks real on TV. When real things are put into his hands he drops them, and people get hurt.
Confidence is good, up to a point. Now here is someone who thinks juggling hand-painted Fabergé eggs will impress you. Not because he is so supremely confident in his ability to juggle, but because he literally doesn’t know what they are. That they’re breakable. Only your house is in the egg. You are in the egg. Everything you care about is in the egg.
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he... (show quote)


Too many hyperboles in here that said a whole lot of nothing.

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May 23, 2023 18:18:55   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
bluefish wrote:
WTF?

I thought for sure you would understand the woke progressive lingo. I overestimated you.

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May 23, 2023 18:27:25   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
bluefish wrote:
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
PLEASE READ THIS ESSAY by Alexandra Petri, published in the Washington Post

"The president is not a child. He is something worse"from the Washington Post by Alexandra Petri



We were wrong, it turns out. Anyone cannot be president. Anyone can be elected president (any man, that is), but not anyone can be president.
After the careless, boastful revelations of his great intelligence to Russia, the firing of the FBI director, the new allegations that he asked James B. Comey to just “let this [Michael Flynn investigation] go” and the months of conducting himself without any curiosity, reverence for history, or ability to avoid mistakes, many columnists lately have been calling President Trump a child, or a bull in a china shop. This is, I think, unfair to children, and to bulls. Bulls have done a good job running Wall Street. Sometimes children are not cruel on purpose. Children can sit still and are often unable to stick their feet into their mouths, and sometimes will let you get more ice cream than they get.

He is something more terrifying than a child. Children can learn.
The Trump presidency is the discovery that what you thought was a man in a bear suit is just a bear. Suddenly the fact that he wouldn’t play by the rules makes total sense. It wasn’t that he refused to, that he was playing a long game. It was that he was a wild animal who eats fish and climbs trees, and English words were totally unintelligible to him. In retrospect, you should have suspected that after he just straight-up ate a guy. But at the time everyone cheered. It was good TV. Also, he was your bear.
Okay. So you have spent 200 years building a fragile snow globe, and now you have given it to a bear. The animal doesn’t care. You cannot even explain to him what the thing is. To him, all your words are just sounds. He looks at you when you are making them and he looks away when you are finished. You can only hope the bear becomes bored and sets the snow globe down and wanders off looking for food.

(Again, this is an insult to bears, who have fewer places to live than Trump and do not do so at the taxpayer’s expense.)
Who can help? The people in there with him are the people who did not realize that what they had on their hands was an animal. Now they are trying to whisper him, like a horse. Do horses understand whispering? Horses probably think that people are just conspiring against them all the time. Horses are probably quite paranoid and delusional. But at least a horse would not fire the FBI director.

Merely watching this, you are now 600 years old. (Have you written this before? Hundreds of years have passed since Tuesday. You have no memory of the Time Before.) It is as though all of your involuntary muscle functions now require conscious effort. Everything you assumed would take care of itself so that you could go about your life now requires you to watch it and hold your breath. You are holding your breath all the time.
It is bringing your drunk relative to a party where you need to impress people for work, but 24 hours a day, and your co-workers are the entire world, and some of them have nukes.
It is like expecting a cardboard cutout of a pro wrestler to perform open-heart surgery.

It is like watching a golden retriever try to disable a bomb. The dog can’t determine which is the red button and which is the green button. It can’t see color. It’s a dog, for Pete’s sake. What did you expect?

It is like leaving a horse unsupervised in a room with cake, only the cake is also your child.

It is the vague worry I feel in the back of my mind all the time about the Yellowstone Caldera, but it is running the country.
The president is not a child. Children can improve. Children speak with inside voices. Children ask for help when there are things they cannot reach.

He’s a human Failure to Read the User’s Manual.

He’s a cartoon character. He only looks real on TV. When real things are put into his hands he drops them, and people get hurt.
Confidence is good, up to a point. Now here is someone who thinks juggling hand-painted Fabergé eggs will impress you. Not because he is so supremely confident in his ability to juggle, but because he literally doesn’t know what they are. That they’re breakable. Only your house is in the egg. You are in the egg. Everything you care about is in the egg.
If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he... (show quote)


And u lefty’s prefer a ventriloquist dummy with ovomit and soros hands up his butt making him speak?

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May 23, 2023 19:18:22   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
JR-57 wrote:
Per you: “If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefties wish he would just go away.”

I read your bigoted first statement and couldn’t force myself to read any further. How insensitive can you be to offend to near 12% of the world population? I’ve been left handed my entire life. Your post insults everyone that has this affliction by using the term “lefties”. Have you no compassion? On behalf of all left handed persons; we’re not going to stand by and be victims to your bigotry. LLM. Lefties’ L***s M****r. Just so you’re aware; there are many things I can do with either hand and there are times I identify as right handed. As an example I could flip you off left handed, righted handed, or my all time favorite, both hands simultaneously. LLM will be waiting for your retraction and apology.
Per you: “If Trump runs in 2024, THIS is why lefti... (show quote)


Mrs. Bunker is also a leftie. She has really pretty swooshy, classy looking handwriting, and can draw almost anything. At the same time, she fires a pistol right handed with pretty darn good accuracy. She also holds a long gun to her right shoulder.
Way back in the day, I saw her lead with her right knee before throwing a left hook. No, it wasn't on me.....
Not sure which hand she wipes her nether regions with though.
THAT right there will tell you which is your dominant hand!
I know this because I once had a broken right hand, and bathroom functions were awkward, at best.

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May 23, 2023 19:23:49   #
RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit
 
archie bunker wrote:
Mrs. Bunker is also a leftie. She has really pretty swooshy, classy looking handwriting, and can draw almost anything. At the same time, she fires a pistol right handed with pretty darn good accuracy. She also holds a long gun to her right shoulder.
Way back in the day, I saw her lead with her right knee before throwing a left hook. No, it wasn't on me.....
Not sure which hand she wipes her nether regions with though.
THAT right there will tell you which is your dominant hand!
I know this because I once had a broken right hand, and bathroom functions were awkward, at best.
Mrs. Bunker is also a leftie. She has really prett... (show quote)

Too much information.

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May 23, 2023 19:35:11   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
archie bunker wrote:
Mrs. Bunker is also a leftie. She has really pretty swooshy, classy looking handwriting, and can draw almost anything. At the same time, she fires a pistol right handed with pretty darn good accuracy. She also holds a long gun to her right shoulder.
Way back in the day, I saw her lead with her right knee before throwing a left hook. No, it wasn't on me.....
Not sure which hand she wipes her nether regions with though.
THAT right there will tell you which is your dominant hand!
I know this because I once had a broken right hand, and bathroom functions were awkward, at best.
Mrs. Bunker is also a leftie. She has really prett... (show quote)

Tell Mrs. Bunker us lefties are the only ones in our right mind. She’ll get it. No surprise she’s artistic. I also shoot right handed. Only because Pappy said he wasn’t going to be spending his time and money looking for left handed long guns. “Learn how to shoot proper”. I can still hear him today. At one time he was a Scout Sniper in the Marines and earned the Expert Marksmanship Badge. I was taught by the best. I also golf right handed. I kick right footed. I use a scissors right handed. Let’s stop there. As you can see I’m a F’d up mess. I remember my first grade teacher wrapping my knuckles with a wooden ruler every time I tried to use my left hand. Every now and then she’d forget to flip it over and I’d get hit with the metal edge. I’ve got the scars to prove it. That would be big bucks today and I wouldn’t have had to work my ass off to get where I am. Although it was fun and great memories. Based on your test, I am definitely left hand dominant. Plus, I’m cross eyed dominant. Makes it tough when shooting trap and bird hunting but I learn to lead on birds going right and lag on a birds going left.

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May 23, 2023 19:58:23   #
EmilyD
 
archie bunker wrote:
Mrs. Bunker is also a leftie. She has really pretty swooshy, classy looking handwriting, and can draw almost anything. At the same time, she fires a pistol right handed with pretty darn good accuracy. She also holds a long gun to her right shoulder.
Way back in the day, I saw her lead with her right knee before throwing a left hook. No, it wasn't on me.....
Not sure which hand she wipes her nether regions with though.
THAT right there will tell you which is your dominant hand!
I know this because I once had a broken right hand, and bathroom functions were awkward, at best.
Mrs. Bunker is also a leftie. She has really prett... (show quote)

Hah! My twin grandkids are both lefties, but their parents are both righties...they have to sit at the table at meal times across from each other so they don't bump elbows. One of the twins throws a ball as a rightie, but the other twin throws as a leftie....but....the opposite is true when they play tennis...go figure! 😉😉😉😀

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May 23, 2023 20:00:32   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
EmilyD wrote:
Hah! My twin grandkids are both lefties, but their parents are both righties...they have to sit at the table at meal times across from each other so they don't bump elbows. One of the twins throws a ball as a rightie, but the other twin throws as a leftie....but....the opposite is true when they play tennis...go figure! 😉😉😉😀

If I say so myself, we’re special. 😂

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