Just for Fun, You May Be A: You may be a Liberal if: You're sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to a******n and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun. ...

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

You may be a Liberal if:

You're sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to a******n and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun.
You think Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President we ever had because he believed a flash card that misspelled "potato," but think Obama is a genius despite the fact he believes we have more than 57
states.
You'd be more upset about your favorite candidate being endorsed by the NRA than the C*******t Party.
You think the same criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime will just hand them over to comply with the law if guns are made illegal.
You have a problem with a crook or thug being k**led by police in performing their duties, but do not have a problem with sticking a pair of scissors in the head of a baby
You know that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top 25% of income earners and you still feel that the rich "aren't paying their fair share of the taxes."
You get infuriated when you hear about the CEO of a Fortune 500 company making tens of millions of dollars, but don't see a problem with an actor, basketball player, or trial lawyer making the same amount.
You're constantly seeing subtle, coded r****m in campaign ads, but see nothing r****t about b****s being promoted over more qualified white applicants because of Affirmative Action.
You think George Bush is a chickenhawk because he wanted to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan despite the fact that he only served in the National Guard, but you don't think the same about Barack Obama, who has never served in the military and probably couldn't find either country on a map without help.
You think protesting outside of a******n clinics is extremism and should be illegal, but carrying around giant puppet heads while wearing a t-shirt that compares Bush to Hitler is just exercising your First Amendment rights.
You think the case for g****l w*****g is proven without a shadow of a doubt, but that we need another century or two worth of evidence to figure out if capitalism and free markets work better than socialism.
You believe the best way to fix the government screwing something up in the market is with...drumroll, please...more government intervention.

And one more....... You think a conservative teaching alternative theories to evolution is dangerous, but a guy in a tutu can teach your kids anytime.

Add to the list.... or give us you may be a conservative if>>>>

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Pennylynn wrote:

You may be a Liberal if:

You're sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to a******n and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun.
You think Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President we ever had because he believed a flash card that misspelled "potato," but think Obama is a genius despite the fact he believes we have more than 57
states.
You'd be more upset about your favorite candidate being endorsed by the NRA than the C*******t Party.
You think the same criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime will just hand them over to comply with the law if guns are made illegal.
You have a problem with a crook or thug being k**led by police in performing their duties, but do not have a problem with sticking a pair of scissors in the head of a baby
You know that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top 25% of income earners and you still feel that the rich "aren't paying their fair share of the taxes."
You get infuriated when you hear about the CEO of a Fortune 500 company making tens of millions of dollars, but don't see a problem with an actor, basketball player, or trial lawyer making the same amount.
You're constantly seeing subtle, coded r****m in campaign ads, but see nothing r****t about b****s being promoted over more qualified white applicants because of Affirmative Action.
You think George Bush is a chickenhawk because he wanted to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan despite the fact that he only served in the National Guard, but you don't think the same about Barack Obama, who has never served in the military and probably couldn't find either country on a map without help.
You think protesting outside of a******n clinics is extremism and should be illegal, but carrying around giant puppet heads while wearing a t-shirt that compares Bush to Hitler is just exercising your First Amendment rights.
You think the case for g****l w*****g is proven without a shadow of a doubt, but that we need another century or two worth of evidence to figure out if capitalism and free markets work better than socialism.
You believe the best way to fix the government screwing something up in the market is with...drumroll, please...more government intervention.

You may be a Liberal if: br br You're sure the ... (show quote)

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PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

That is a good summation Pennylynn. I am sure there are others who will add to the list. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Pennylynn wrote:

You may be a Liberal if:

You're sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to a******n and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun.
You think Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President we ever had because he believed a flash card that misspelled "potato," but think Obama is a genius despite the fact he believes we have more than 57
states.
You'd be more upset about your favorite candidate being endorsed by the NRA than the C*******t Party.
You think the same criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime will just hand them over to comply with the law if guns are made illegal.
You have a problem with a crook or thug being k**led by police in performing their duties, but do not have a problem with sticking a pair of scissors in the head of a baby
You know that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top 25% of income earners and you still feel that the rich "aren't paying their fair share of the taxes."
You get infuriated when you hear about the CEO of a Fortune 500 company making tens of millions of dollars, but don't see a problem with an actor, basketball player, or trial lawyer making the same amount.
You're constantly seeing subtle, coded r****m in campaign ads, but see nothing r****t about b****s being promoted over more qualified white applicants because of Affirmative Action.
You think George Bush is a chickenhawk because he wanted to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan despite the fact that he only served in the National Guard, but you don't think the same about Barack Obama, who has never served in the military and probably couldn't find either country on a map without help.
You think protesting outside of a******n clinics is extremism and should be illegal, but carrying around giant puppet heads while wearing a t-shirt that compares Bush to Hitler is just exercising your First Amendment rights.
You think the case for g****l w*****g is proven without a shadow of a doubt, but that we need another century or two worth of evidence to figure out if capitalism and free markets work better than socialism.
You believe the best way to fix the government screwing something up in the market is with...drumroll, please...more government intervention.

And one more....... You think a conservative teaching alternative theories to evolution is dangerous, but a guy in a tutu can teach your kids anytime.

Add to the list.... or give us you may be a conservative if>>>>

You may be a Liberal if: br br You're sure the ... (show quote)

Sing along...

Amen..amen...amen, amen amen!

rumitoid

Pennylynn wrote:

You may be a Liberal if:

You're sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to a******n and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun.
You think Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President we ever had because he believed a flash card that misspelled "potato," but think Obama is a genius despite the fact he believes we have more than 57
states.
You'd be more upset about your favorite candidate being endorsed by the NRA than the C*******t Party.
You think the same criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime will just hand them over to comply with the law if guns are made illegal.
You have a problem with a crook or thug being k**led by police in performing their duties, but do not have a problem with sticking a pair of scissors in the head of a baby
You know that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top 25% of income earners and you still feel that the rich "aren't paying their fair share of the taxes."
You get infuriated when you hear about the CEO of a Fortune 500 company making tens of millions of dollars, but don't see a problem with an actor, basketball player, or trial lawyer making the same amount.
You're constantly seeing subtle, coded r****m in campaign ads, but see nothing r****t about b****s being promoted over more qualified white applicants because of Affirmative Action.
You think George Bush is a chickenhawk because he wanted to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan despite the fact that he only served in the National Guard, but you don't think the same about Barack Obama, who has never served in the military and probably couldn't find either country on a map without help.
You think protesting outside of a******n clinics is extremism and should be illegal, but carrying around giant puppet heads while wearing a t-shirt that compares Bush to Hitler is just exercising your First Amendment rights.
You think the case for g****l w*****g is proven without a shadow of a doubt, but that we need another century or two worth of evidence to figure out if capitalism and free markets work better than socialism.
You believe the best way to fix the government screwing something up in the market is with...drumroll, please...more government intervention.

And one more....... You think a conservative teaching alternative theories to evolution is dangerous, but a guy in a tutu can teach your kids anytime.

Add to the list.... or give us you may be a conservative if>>>>

You may be a Liberal if: br br You're sure the ... (show quote)

This is a listing of the gross misconceptions Conservatives have about Liberals. The views you have for liberals are so absurd that only a wild imagination of the opposition could dream of it.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

So you did not like those...and you did not add your own....you may be a conservative if...

This post was intended, as the title reads, "Just for Fun." Because you could not see the humor in those, I have a few more just for you:

You think the first thing we should have done when Russia invaded Georgia was to take the matter to the United Nations, where Russia sits on the UN Security Council.
You spend your days criticizing the use of private jets, SUVS, and luxurious houses that consume enormous amounts of resources and then ride in an SUV to the airport, get on your private plane, and fly home to your luxurious house.
You have more nice things to say about countries like Cuba and France than you do about your own country.
You think the war in Iraq is unwinnable, but victory in the war on poverty is going to happen any day now if we can just get the Democrats back in charge.
You won't even support English as our national language, but can't seem to understand why people worry about tens of millions of i*****l a***ns changing our culture.
You think censorship is absolutely wrong; except when it's applied to conservatives on college campuses or on talk radio via the fairness doctrine.
You get more upset about an American soldier accidentally k*****g a civilian than you do about a terrorist deliberately blowing up a school bus full of kids.
You think Fox News is hopelessly biased to the right, but MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC, and CBS call it right down the middle.
You think the real hero of the Cold War was Mikhail Gorbachev.
You couldn't care less about what Americans in states like Kansas or Virginia think of you, but you would be greatly upset if a Frenchman gave you a dirty look because you're an American.
You think kids in public schools should have to watch Earth in the Balance and read Heather Has Two Mommies, but no piece of literature with the word "Jesus" on it should be allowed within a hundred yards of a school.
You think corporate CEOs just sit back and siphon money from everybody elses pockets but think Warren Buffets job picking stocks is actually hard work.
You blame rich Republicans for destroying the economy, but think a multibillionaire ex-N**i collaborator with a history of actually crashing actual economies is just a good ally.
You think a conservative teaching alternative theories to evolution is dangerous, but a guy in a tutu can teach your kids anytime.
You think the price of gasoline is too high, but you will fight tooth and nail to prevent the development of new oil resources.
You believe cutting taxes on large businesses is wrong, but spending hundreds of billions of dollars on anti-pollution programs that dont work is mandatory.
Of the billions of tons of carbon dioxide produced on Earth each year, you believe only the ten-thousandth of 1 percent that is produced by humans is affecting the Earths climate.
You think property damage, squatting on public property and violence on behalf of the Occupy Wall Street movement is OK, but a Tea Party event that respectfully protests taxes and unconstitutional government is dangerous.
Insults and threats directed at President Bush made you laugh, but you believe any criticism of President Obama is r****t.
Youre not a Vegas showgirl, but a significant part of your wardrobe still consists of sequins and feather boas.
You think tapping terrorist cell phones was a civil rights violation, but being anally probed by TSA at airports is just an accepted part of air travel.
You think gun crimes would disappear if only law-abiding citizens would give up their guns.
You believe pornography is protected speech, but public professions of faith should be banned.
Wh**ever it is, you believe its Bushs fault.

rumitoid wrote:

This is a listing of the gross misconceptions Conservatives have about Liberals. The views you have for liberals are so absurd that only a wild imagination of the opposition could dream of it.

rumitoid

Pennylynn wrote:

So you did not like those...and you did not add yo... (show quote)

It is Bush's fault! Everything is his fault.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Still not in the swing of thing... I will get you to laugh ... if I have to dip into my less funny material of you must be a conservative.....

Here is group three.... Hope you add your own soon!

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you know g****r is a social construct, but have no idea where electricity comes from.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think the "evil" of Stalinist regimes is overstated and the tyranny of the American regime is never stated enough.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you believe portraying Bush as the Joker is political satire, but portraying Obama as the Joker is r****t.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . if you believe Glenn Beck is an extremist because Keith Olbermann told you so.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . if you think America is a cesspool of fat lobotomized WalMart Jesusbots who have the gall to question your patriotism.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you believe in the separation of Church and State; Mosque and State, not so much.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you believe that hurricanes are caused by people, and that crime is caused by the environment.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think that treating all people equally, regardless of race, is r****t.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you burn tons of carbon to attend a g****l w*****g conference that only sanctions the cleanest nation on Earth.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you believe in having dialog with your opponents, and that they'd better shut up during this dialog.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think everyone would agree with you if they were open minded, and you refuse to listen to any other possibility.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you believe that a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, but Jews shouldn't build apartments in East Jerusalem.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . if all your political arguments contain the phrase, "It's Bush's fault."

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you believe that Pro-Life violates right of privacy, but you want to tell people they can't eat french fries.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you believe that immersing a crucifix in urine is fine art, but depicting the prophet Mohammed is insensitive.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think the problem is that Obama is just too darn moderate.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you spend your day telling people that a border fence can't work, then drive home to your gated community.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think Sarah Palin was too inexperienced to be VP but that Obama had plenty of experience to be President.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think the Right needs to be rounded up in camps to prevent them from acting like N**is.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think credit card companies are evil when they lend money, and mortgage companies are evil when they don't.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you believe education is A) the single most critical key to our future, and B) impossible to measure.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think people have too many kids, and that those kids need to pay for your Social Security.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think the Government should be obsessed with race, but no one else should ever mention it.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think banks earning money on interest is wrong, but paying interest to China on the national debt is just peachy.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you think subsidies are an entitlement, tax cuts are a gift, and liberty is a controlled substance.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you totally h**e h**ers, and wish those violent bastards would just die.

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you've ever worried about the threat of Tea Party violence during a Dick Cheney heart attack thread on Kos.

And.........finally for this set.......

You might be a liberal if . . .

. . . you are running low on Valium this weekend due to Glenn Beck's Restoring Honor Rally.

rumitoid wrote:

It is Bush's fault! Everything is his fault.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Pennylynn wrote:

Still not in the swing of thing... I will get you ... (show quote)

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Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Thank you ma'am.... Glad that some folks still know how to smile. It is the season for sharing laughs, jokes, food, and make/rekindle friendships. And some of the finest people are here, and one such person is you!!

AuntiE wrote:

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Mom8052 Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico

Pennylynn wrote:

You may be a Liberal if:

You're sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to a******n and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun.
You think Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President we ever had because he believed a flash card that misspelled "potato," but think Obama is a genius despite the fact he believes we have more than 57
states.
You'd be more upset about your favorite candidate being endorsed by the NRA than the C*******t Party.
You think the same criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime will just hand them over to comply with the law if guns are made illegal.
You have a problem with a crook or thug being k**led by police in performing their duties, but do not have a problem with sticking a pair of scissors in the head of a baby
You know that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top 25% of income earners and you still feel that the rich "aren't paying their fair share of the taxes."
You get infuriated when you hear about the CEO of a Fortune 500 company making tens of millions of dollars, but don't see a problem with an actor, basketball player, or trial lawyer making the same amount.
You're constantly seeing subtle, coded r****m in campaign ads, but see nothing r****t about b****s being promoted over more qualified white applicants because of Affirmative Action.
You think George Bush is a chickenhawk because he wanted to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan despite the fact that he only served in the National Guard, but you don't think the same about Barack Obama, who has never served in the military and probably couldn't find either country on a map without help.
You think protesting outside of a******n clinics is extremism and should be illegal, but carrying around giant puppet heads while wearing a t-shirt that compares Bush to Hitler is just exercising your First Amendment rights.
You think the case for g****l w*****g is proven without a shadow of a doubt, but that we need another century or two worth of evidence to figure out if capitalism and free markets work better than socialism.
You believe the best way to fix the government screwing something up in the market is with...drumroll, please...more government intervention.

And one more....... You think a conservative teaching alternative theories to evolution is dangerous, but a guy in a tutu can teach your kids anytime.

Add to the list.... or give us you may be a conservative if>>>>

You may be a Liberal if: br br You're sure the ... (show quote)

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This is well put! :roll: :roll: ;) :lol: :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

rumitoid wrote:

This is a listing of the gross misconceptions Conservatives have about Liberals. The views you have for liberals are so absurd that only a wild imagination of the opposition could dream of it.

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angery american Loc: Georgia

rumitoid wrote:

This is a listing of the gross misconceptions Conservatives have about Liberals. The views you have for liberals are so absurd that only a wild imagination of the opposition could dream of it.

You might be a liberal..if you ride a scooter and go to AA meetings... :thumbup: :thumbup:

rumitoid

Pennylynn wrote:

Still not in the swing of thing... I will get you ... (show quote)

Again, silly misconceptions or exaggerations by the over-zealous Right.

rumitoid

PoppaGringo wrote:

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Thank you for seeing the absurd humor in his post.