Fired after 31myears
Dec 5, 2014 19:14:46 #
Fired after 31 years
James "Jim" Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was
dismissed today after 31 years of loyal service to many US
Presidents and First Ladies.
In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the P**********l
Residence, the 64-year old Mr. Whitey, proclaimed his innocence and
strongly condemned his firing.
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the bewildered
Whitey. "All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed
outside the Oval Office window like I do every week.
I called out to my assistants, "Has anyone seen the spade and the
hoe?" and the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was hauling my ass
off the property.
James "Jim" Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was
dismissed today after 31 years of loyal service to many US
Presidents and First Ladies.
In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the P**********l
Residence, the 64-year old Mr. Whitey, proclaimed his innocence and
strongly condemned his firing.
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the bewildered
Whitey. "All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed
outside the Oval Office window like I do every week.
I called out to my assistants, "Has anyone seen the spade and the
hoe?" and the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was hauling my ass
off the property.
Dec 5, 2014 19:24:54 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Fired after 31 years br br James "Jim"... (show quote)
You had me going till those last 2 lines.
Thanks!
Dec 5, 2014 19:46:51 #
just care wrote:
You had me going till those last 2 lines.
Thanks!
Thanks!
I also thought he was serious. A good laugh is always appreciated.
Dec 5, 2014 20:24:01 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
PoppaGringo wrote:
Fired after 31 years br br James "Jim"... (show quote)
Very funny, but almost believable.
Dec 5, 2014 20:56:34 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Fired after 31 years br br James "Jim"... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :) :-)
Dec 5, 2014 20:58:28 #
Dec 6, 2014 09:45:59 #
Poppa Gringo is on a roll today!!! Too, too funny!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 6, 2014 10:08:55 #
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