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Apr 27, 2023 19:28:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A man was suffering from a terminal brain disease.

In desperation, the man and his wife went to see a mad scientist for help.

The mad scientist said to them, “There is only one way to cure your disease, but it's dangerous and experimental--a brain t***splant! I must warn you the replacement brain is quite expensive. It will cost you five thousand dollars to get a woman's brain, or twenty thousand dollars to get a man's brain!”

The man nodded and said, “Understandable. I'll pay the extra money to get a man's brain."

"Good choice,” said the mad scientist.

But the man's wife spoke up and said, “But that's ridiculous! Why would a man's brain cost so much more than a woman's brain?"

The mad scientist replied, "It's basic business ethics. You see, I have to charge less for women's brains because they've been more heavily used."

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Apr 28, 2023 06:46:39   #
Rose42
 
slatten49 wrote:
A man was suffering from a terminal brain disease.

In desperation, the man and his wife went to see a mad scientist for help.

The mad scientist said to them, “There is only one way to cure your disease, but it's dangerous and experimental--a brain t***splant! I must warn you the replacement brain is quite expensive. It will cost you five thousand dollars to get a woman's brain, or twenty thousand dollars to get a man's brain!”

The man nodded and said, “Understandable. I'll pay the extra money to get a man's brain."

"Good choice,” said the mad scientist.

But the man's wife spoke up and said, “But that's ridiculous! Why would a man's brain cost so much more than a woman's brain?"

The mad scientist replied, "It's basic business ethics. You see, I have to charge less for women's brains because they've been more heavily used."
A man was suffering from a terminal brain disease.... (show quote)



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Apr 29, 2023 00:43:42   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
slatten49 wrote:
A man was suffering from a terminal brain disease.

In desperation, the man and his wife went to see a mad scientist for help.

The mad scientist said to them, “There is only one way to cure your disease, but it's dangerous and experimental--a brain t***splant! I must warn you the replacement brain is quite expensive. It will cost you five thousand dollars to get a woman's brain, or twenty thousand dollars to get a man's brain!”

The man nodded and said, “Understandable. I'll pay the extra money to get a man's brain."

"Good choice,” said the mad scientist.

But the man's wife spoke up and said, “But that's ridiculous! Why would a man's brain cost so much more than a woman's brain?"

The mad scientist replied, "It's basic business ethics. You see, I have to charge less for women's brains because they've been more heavily used."
A man was suffering from a terminal brain disease.... (show quote)


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