Comparative analysis of religious philosophies
Apr 20, 2023 17:32:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
I found this amusing. If it offends anyone, I apologize.
COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
TAOISM: Sh*t happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say "Sh*t happens."
BUDDHISM: If sh*t happens, it really isn't shi*t.
ZEN: What is the sound of shi*t happening?
HINDUISM: This sh*t happened before.
ISLAM: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANT: Let sh*t happen to someone else.
CATHOLIC: If sh*t happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
ATHEIST: Sh*t happens for no apparent reason.
AGNOSTICS: Farts happen.
JEHOVAH WITNESS: Let us in, and we'll tell you why sh*t happens.
HARE KRISHNA; Sh*t happens, sh*t happens, sh*t sh*t happens, happens, sh*t happens.
PAGAN: Sh*t is part of the Goddess, too!
SCIENTOLOGIST: Feces occurs.
COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
TAOISM: Sh*t happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say "Sh*t happens."
BUDDHISM: If sh*t happens, it really isn't shi*t.
ZEN: What is the sound of shi*t happening?
HINDUISM: This sh*t happened before.
ISLAM: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANT: Let sh*t happen to someone else.
CATHOLIC: If sh*t happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
ATHEIST: Sh*t happens for no apparent reason.
AGNOSTICS: Farts happen.
JEHOVAH WITNESS: Let us in, and we'll tell you why sh*t happens.
HARE KRISHNA; Sh*t happens, sh*t happens, sh*t sh*t happens, happens, sh*t happens.
PAGAN: Sh*t is part of the Goddess, too!
SCIENTOLOGIST: Feces occurs.
Apr 20, 2023 17:36:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
I found this amusing. If it offends anyone, I apol... (show quote)
By George, I think you've got it.
Apr 20, 2023 18:00:39 #
Apr 21, 2023 13:28:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
I found this amusing. If it offends anyone, I apol... (show quote)
I wonder where one fits if they're constipated?
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