Last kiss
Apr 2, 2023 13:00:48 #
Last kiss
Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge.
So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railing'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge.
So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railing'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
Apr 2, 2023 13:10:30 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Last kiss br br Back on January 9th, a group of H... (show quote)
Really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Apr 2, 2023 13:25:34 #
Good one Eagle.
Guess that's what we're faced with now.
Satanic feelings.
Now guess they are after Christians who don't feel one can decide what sex they want to be and are t***sphobia and need k*****g!
Guess that's what we're faced with now.
Satanic feelings.
Now guess they are after Christians who don't feel one can decide what sex they want to be and are t***sphobia and need k*****g!
Apr 2, 2023 13:27:24 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Last kiss br br Back on January 9th, a group of H... (show quote)
chuckled out loud.Apr 2, 2023 13:42:32 #
RascalRiley wrote: chuckled out loud.
chuckled out loud.Did you see 'A Bronx Tale' on TV
The biker scene was awesome.
Apr 2, 2023 13:48:10 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Did you see 'A Bronx Tale' on TV
The biker scene was awesome.
The biker scene was awesome.
Yes it was and that is one really good joke ....thanks for posting
Apr 2, 2023 14:13:11 #
elledee wrote:
Yes it was and that is one really good joke ....thanks for posting
Did you see 'A Bronx Tale' on TV
The biker scene was awesome.
Here it is.
So much fun to watch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UBXTC24T8g
Apr 2, 2023 14:35:26 #
American Vet wrote:
Really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad br ... (show quote)
But ya luved it dint ya?
Apr 2, 2023 15:18:57 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Last kiss br br Back on January 9th, a group of H... (show quote)
George asked for that kiss...so he got what he wanted!!!!
Apr 2, 2023 15:22:38 #
KimBrad wrote:
George asked for that kiss...so he got what he wanted!!!!
"George asked for that kiss...so he got what he wanted!!!"
Herpes?
Apr 2, 2023 18:10:56 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Last kiss br br Back on January 9th, a group of H... (show quote)
My 92 years old mom is rolling.
Wait a moment...now she's mad as Hell
Apr 2, 2023 18:53:47 #
Sonny Magoo wrote:
My 92 years old mom is rolling.
Wait a moment...now she's mad as Hell
Wait a moment...now she's mad as Hell
Rolling what. lol. Supposed to make one mellow.
Apr 2, 2023 20:43:56 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Last kiss br br Back on January 9th, a group of H... (show quote)
You are going to have to stop that...good one
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