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Nov 29, 2014 14:21:11   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
what do you mean lately?


He evidently hasn't been following her very closely.

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Nov 29, 2014 14:36:46   #
bmac32 Loc: West Florida
 
My X must have, right after natural child birth she looked up at me and said, 'Let's do it again', first time I thought of her as a crazy woman.



Worried for our children wrote:
Precisely. I have yet to meet a woman who loved labor. &#128526;

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Nov 29, 2014 15:19:49   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Courtesy of UncleE


Gynecologist's Assistant

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown San Francisco, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination.

The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Boise, Idaho."

"Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?"

"No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now."
Courtesy of UncleE br br br Gynecologist's Assis... (show quote)


I've had that job a time or two. If those guys had seen some of the things I've seen, there would only be a very few in line. Most of the patients ARE NOT 18-40 year olds. :shock:

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Nov 29, 2014 16:33:07   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:
Yet, they continue to be led into such occasions.&#128551;&#128556;





I don't know about the other guys, but I have it blamed on my abundance of charm. &#128526;

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Nov 29, 2014 16:34:46   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
bmac32 wrote:
My X must have, right after natural child birth she looked up at me and said, 'Let's do it again', first time I thought of her as a crazy woman.





You may have thought her crazy, but I'm sure you didn't decline lol.

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Nov 29, 2014 16:42:14   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
I don't know about the other guys, but I have it blamed on my abundance of charm. &#128526;


Perhaps we should check with Mrs. WFOC&#128568;&#128563; :idea: :idea:

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Nov 29, 2014 16:53:31   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:
Perhaps we should check with Mrs. WFOC&#128568;&#128563; :idea: :idea:






Ummm.....ahhhhh...... She suddenly had to go out. &#128513;

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Nov 29, 2014 16:59:26   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Ummm.....ahhhhh...... She suddenly had to go out. &#128513;


Such a surprise.&#128563;&#128121;

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Nov 29, 2014 17:09:34   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:
Such a surprise.&#128563;&#128121;





What..... she said something about getting the wrong coffee &#128526;

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Nov 29, 2014 17:24:43   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
What..... she said something about getting the wrong coffee &#128526;


Interesting, it took her four hours to discern her mistake.&#128122;&#128556;

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Nov 29, 2014 17:49:41   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:
Interesting, it took her four hours to discern her mistake.&#128122;&#128556;




Yeah... poor thing is a little slow, thought that was obvious when she said yes to my proposal, but I'm a giver AuntiE. &#128526;

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Nov 29, 2014 17:51:13   #
bmac32 Loc: West Florida
 
From that day forward there wasn't much communication between us and within a year we were divorced.



Worried for our children wrote:
You may have thought her crazy, but I'm sure you didn't decline lol.

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Nov 29, 2014 18:08:16   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
bmac32 wrote:
From that day forward there wasn't much communication between us and within a year we were divorced.





Gee wizz bmac32... I'm sorry to hear that.

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Nov 29, 2014 18:12:21   #
bmac32 Loc: West Florida
 
Believe me I wasn't not any stretch.


Worried for our children wrote:
Gee wizz bmac32... I'm sorry to hear that.

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Nov 29, 2014 20:08:26   #
johnson90
 
Until you have to rub down 400 pounds of blubber. Then you'll be asking yourself, was it worth it? lol

Worried for our children wrote:
True, but it could also become a labor of love. &#128077;&#128077;&#128077;&#128077;

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