Once upon a time there was a dog that had no body he was just a head. he got around by just rolling from place to place. He wanted to be like the other dogs, he wanted to have a body with four legs. he was tired of being a social outcast. One day he was rolling across a field and came across a bottle, he licked the bottle and a genie appeared. The genie said he would grant one wish and the dog wished for a body like all the other dogs. POOF, all of a sudden he had a body. He was very excited that now he had a body and he was anxious to show the other dogs he was now just like them, he now had a body. In his excitement he ran across the street to show the other dogs his new body and he misjudged the traffic and was run over by a car and was k**led. Morale of the story: quit while you are ahead.
Do not take this wrongly.....but boooooooooo! I am laughing, but poor puppy!!!
rolech wrote:
Once upon a time there was a dog that had no body he was just a head. he got around by just rolling from place to place. He wanted to be like the other dogs, he wanted to have a body with four legs. he was tired of being a social outcast. One day he was rolling across a field and came across a bottle, he licked the bottle and a genie appeared. The genie said he would grant one wish and the dog wished for a body like all the other dogs. POOF, all of a sudden he had a body. He was very excited that now he had a body and he was anxious to show the other dogs he was now just like them, he now had a body. In his excitement he ran across the street to show the other dogs his new body and he misjudged the traffic and was run over by a car and was k**led. Morale of the story: quit while you are ahead.
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ginnyt wrote:
Do not take this wrongly.....but boooooooooo! I am laughing, but poor puppy!!!
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Here's what really happened. He saw a b***h in heat across the street, and since he finally had a body...
Grugore wrote:
Here's what really happened. He saw a b***h in heat across the street, and since he finally had a body...
It is unfortunate some of these two-legged dogs can't 'enjoy' the same experience.
PoppaGringo wrote:
It is unfortunate some of these two-legged dogs can't 'enjoy' the same experience.
Getting hit and k**led by a speeding vehicle? Sometimes, I wonder about you. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Grugore wrote:
Getting hit and k**led by a speeding vehicle? Sometimes, I wonder about you. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
You aren't alone. I too, sometimes wonder about myself.
Grugore wrote:
Here's what really happened. He saw a b***h in heat across the street, and since he finally had a body...
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