Nrws From the Year 2059
Mar 23, 2023 23:08:03 #
NEWS FROM THE YEAR: 2059
Ozone created by electric cars now k*****g millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year and $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
G****l c*****g blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
A******n clinics now available in every High School in The United States .
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR, even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Achieved Sexual Harmony . They had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba v**ers still having trouble with v****g machines.
Ozone created by electric cars now k*****g millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year and $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
G****l c*****g blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
A******n clinics now available in every High School in The United States .
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR, even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Achieved Sexual Harmony . They had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba v**ers still having trouble with v****g machines.
Mar 23, 2023 23:17:27 #
manning5
Loc: Richmond, VA
eagleye13 wrote:
NEWS FROM THE YEAR: 2059 br br Ozone created ... (show quote)
Did you see where hatchets and axes are banned in New Hampshire without a license to chop?
Mar 24, 2023 06:56:20 #
eagleye13 wrote:
NEWS FROM THE YEAR: 2059 br br Ozone created ... (show quote)
Wow! , that’s something I don’t want to live long enough to see !!
Mar 24, 2023 07:10:00 #
Mar 24, 2023 07:12:42 #
eagleye13 wrote:
NEWS FROM THE YEAR: 2059 br br Ozone created ... (show quote)
Those initiatives might be closer to 2039 than 2059. The Uniparty, called the DRP, short for Demon/Rino Party will see to it. By then Chelsea would have whacked at least 250 of her rivals and cast witches spells on another 30,000 while deleting 129,000 highly classified emails on at least 6 of her illegal servers hidden in her 10 mega mansions bathrooms. Comey's great grandson will investigate her and claim she really didn't mean to do all of this and will give her a free pass to continue her nefarious deeds. E******ns will not exist as the demorats will claim they are not needed in a free and democratic country. Oh, and Trump, although very very old, will still be pursued by the demorats hoping to nail him on any charges they can make up.
Mar 24, 2023 07:35:10 #
Mar 24, 2023 14:17:07 #
Big Kahuna wrote:
Those initiatives might be closer to 2039 than 205... (show quote)
"By then Chelsea would have whacked at least 250 of her rivals and cast witches spells on another 30,000 while deleting 129,000 "
You are confusing Chelsea with Her mom Hillary.
Mar 24, 2023 14:22:29 #
eagleye13 wrote:
"By then Chelsea would have whacked at least 250 of her rivals and cast witches spells on another 30,000 while deleting 129,000 "
You are confusing Chelsea with Her mom Hillary.
You are confusing Chelsea with Her mom Hillary.
I think Hillary has those numbers beat.
Mar 24, 2023 14:30:08 #
Big dog wrote:
I think Hillary has those numbers beat.
Maybe so; but Chelsea isn't even out of the gate.
Mar 24, 2023 14:45:51 #
eagleye13 wrote:
"By then Chelsea would have whacked at least 250 of her rivals and cast witches spells on another 30,000 while deleting 129,000 "
You are confusing Chelsea with Her mom Hillary.
You are confusing Chelsea with Her mom Hillary.
They are both cast in the same mold. Mom taught her well and Chelsea got paid very well too.
Mar 24, 2023 14:46:01 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Maybe so; but Chelsea isn't even out of the gate.
Gate? As in horse racing 🏇. 😂🤣😂, I get the implication!
Mar 24, 2023 14:49:13 #
Big dog wrote:
Gate? As in horse racing 🏇. 😂🤣😂, I get the implication!
Yep!
Ever see a jockey fall off his horse while still in the gate?
I have.
My dad took me to the thorough bread races srarting at 3 years old.
He even let me pick some horses.
I picked "Helicopter" . turned out to be a long shot.
He won and dad gave me $2 bucks. Not the usual 20 cents for placing in the money.
I still remember seeing a security guard looking at me as I rejoyced. I thought I was in trouble. How funny now!
Mar 24, 2023 14:50:35 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Yep!
Ever see a jockey fall off his horse while still in the gate?
I have.
Ever see a jockey fall off his horse while still in the gate?
I have.
That’s got to be embarrassing !!
Mar 24, 2023 16:09:13 #
manning5
Loc: Richmond, VA
[quote=Big dog]That’s got to be embarrassing
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Indeed so! I have been on a horse three times in my life, and fell off twice! The third ride was a fluke, even as the horse they called Big Red at 161/2 hands, tried to shed me by running under low tree branches. Hard to believe that so many people rode horses daily...and stayed on!
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Indeed so! I have been on a horse three times in my life, and fell off twice! The third ride was a fluke, even as the horse they called Big Red at 161/2 hands, tried to shed me by running under low tree branches. Hard to believe that so many people rode horses daily...and stayed on!
Mar 24, 2023 16:12:37 #
[quote=manning5]
I’ve spent all of 5 minutes on a horse. I worked at a state park and one of the patrons asked me to sit on her horse while she used the ladies room.
Big dog wrote:
That’s got to be embarrassing
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Indeed so! I have been on a horse three times in my life, and fell off twice! The third ride was a fluke, even as the horse they called Big Red at 161/2 hands, tried to shed me by running under low tree branches. Hard to believe that so many people rode horses daily...
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Indeed so! I have been on a horse three times in my life, and fell off twice! The third ride was a fluke, even as the horse they called Big Red at 161/2 hands, tried to shed me by running under low tree branches. Hard to believe that so many people rode horses daily...
I’ve spent all of 5 minutes on a horse. I worked at a state park and one of the patrons asked me to sit on her horse while she used the ladies room.
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