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A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls to say grace
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Mar 15, 2023 11:22:27   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.

"Lord, I h**e buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.

The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I h**e lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.

Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.

Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."

Within that prayer there is great wisdom for all when it comes to complicated situations like we are experiencing in the world today.

Stay strong, my friends, because our LORD is mixing several things that we don't really care for, but something even better is going to come when HE is done with it. AMEN!

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Mar 15, 2023 11:31:19   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.

"Lord, I h**e buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.

The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I h**e lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.

Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.

Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."

Within that prayer there is great wisdom for all when it comes to complicated situations like we are experiencing in the world today.

Stay strong, my friends, because our LORD is mixing several things that we don't really care for, but something even better is going to come when HE is done with it. AMEN!
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Good one!

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Mar 15, 2023 11:35:23   #
BIRDMAN
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.

"Lord, I h**e buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.

The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I h**e lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.

Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.

Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."

Within that prayer there is great wisdom for all when it comes to complicated situations like we are experiencing in the world today.

Stay strong, my friends, because our LORD is mixing several things that we don't really care for, but something even better is going to come when HE is done with it. AMEN!
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib ... (show quote)


Great story

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Mar 15, 2023 11:36:53   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.

"Lord, I h**e buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.

The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I h**e lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.

Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.

Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."

Within that prayer there is great wisdom for all when it comes to complicated situations like we are experiencing in the world today.

Stay strong, my friends, because our LORD is mixing several things that we don't really care for, but something even better is going to come when HE is done with it. AMEN!
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This one's good. I'm saving it.

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Mar 15, 2023 11:39:17   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.

"Lord, I h**e buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.

The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I h**e lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.

Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.

Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."

Within that prayer there is great wisdom for all when it comes to complicated situations like we are experiencing in the world today.

Stay strong, my friends, because our LORD is mixing several things that we don't really care for, but something even better is going to come when HE is done with it. AMEN!
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib ... (show quote)


Good one. We can be confident though that He won't mix good and evil together. That's of our own mixing. 🤔

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Mar 15, 2023 11:40:17   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
padremike wrote:
Good one. We can be confident though that He won't mix good and evil together. That's of our own mixing. 🤔



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Mar 15, 2023 11:45:10   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
padremike wrote:
Good one. We can be confident though that He won't mix good and evil together. That's of our own mixing. 🤔


Good point, padre.

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Mar 15, 2023 12:40:05   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.

"Lord, I h**e buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.

The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I h**e lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.

Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.

Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."

Within that prayer there is great wisdom for all when it comes to complicated situations like we are experiencing in the world today.

Stay strong, my friends, because our LORD is mixing several things that we don't really care for, but something even better is going to come when HE is done with it. AMEN!
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib ... (show quote)


Gee, I like that little story.. good one..

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Mar 16, 2023 07:06:29   #
Big dog
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.

"Lord, I h**e buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.

The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I h**e lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.

Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.

Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."

Within that prayer there is great wisdom for all when it comes to complicated situations like we are experiencing in the world today.

Stay strong, my friends, because our LORD is mixing several things that we don't really care for, but something even better is going to come when HE is done with it. AMEN!
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Amen !!!!

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Mar 16, 2023 13:22:27   #
elledee
 
Very Nice...Its morning in Kauai and that was right on time....Thanks for posting

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Mar 16, 2023 14:34:19   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
elledee wrote:
Very Nice...Its morning in Kauai and that was right on time....Thanks for posting


Are you in Hawaii or Alaska? Quite the extremes. If in Hawaii we are jealous.😝

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Mar 16, 2023 17:05:25   #
elledee
 
keepuphope wrote:
Are you in Hawaii or Alaska? Quite the extremes. If in Hawaii we are jealous.😝


I'm in Kauai and the weather is great... along with the Aloha...An incredible place where I have shown many people the vacation of a lifetime....Stop by, open twenty four hours we never close...LOL

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Mar 16, 2023 17:20:54   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
elledee wrote:
I'm in Kauai and the weather is great... along with the Aloha...An incredible place where I have shown many people the vacation of a lifetime....Stop by, open twenty four hours we never close...LOL


Oh you lucky dog...im in Idaho we have3 ft.snow drifts up our driveway and a 7 ft on up the side of our shop. It's rained the last 2 days so it melted down a couple inches but I'm sooo s**k of snow I could scream. Send pics

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Mar 16, 2023 17:23:22   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
elledee wrote:
I'm in Kauai and the weather is great... along with the Aloha...An incredible place where I have shown many people the vacation of a lifetime....Stop by, open twenty four hours we never close...LOL


Oh and it's unbecoming to gloat by the way lol.

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Mar 16, 2023 17:39:51   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
keepuphope wrote:
Oh you lucky dog...im in Idaho we have3 ft.snow drifts up our driveway and a 7 ft on up the side of our shop. It's rained the last 2 days so it melted down a couple inches but I'm sooo s**k of snow I could scream. Send pics


I read this morning that Jackson Hole has 42 feet of snow pack. I'm investing in sand bags because when the spring thaw comes this year the Mississippi River will be flowing thru Atlanta. 😁

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