A joke I found not to everyone..
Feb 22, 2023 15:02:51 #
An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?”
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?”
Feb 22, 2023 15:12:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
permafrost wrote:
An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy o... (show quote)
Frosty, an oldy told with many variations, but still a goody 
Feb 22, 2023 15:32:32 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
slatten49 wrote: Frosty, an oldy told with many variations, but still a goody
Frosty, an oldy told with many variations, but still a goody Howdy howdy Slats. Good to hear from you. BTW, I could have answered that question. 🤣
Feb 22, 2023 15:36:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
padremike wrote:
Howdy howdy Slats. Good to hear from you. BTW, I could have answered that question. 🤣
Never a doubt about that, Padre. You know your crap. 
Or, should I have written 'good stuff'. 
Feb 22, 2023 15:40:14 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
slatten49 wrote: Never a doubt about that, Padre. You know your crap.
Or, I should'a wrote 'good stuff'.
Never a doubt about that, Padre. You know your crap. Or, I should'a wrote 'good stuff'.
Can I pile on in this conversation (pun intended)?
Feb 22, 2023 15:40:28 #
permafrost wrote:
An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy o... (show quote)
That’s our question when the atheists on opp try to meme antichrist Ian slop! Thank you perm
Feb 22, 2023 15:41:33 #
slatten49 wrote: Never a doubt about that, Padre. You know your crap.
Or, should I have written 'good stuff'.
Never a doubt about that, Padre. You know your crap. Or, should I have written 'good stuff'. Should have yes
Feb 22, 2023 15:42:55 #
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
That’s our question when the atheists on opp try to meme antichrist Ian slop! Thank you perm
That was spell checked! You know what I meant! Hard to hear people that don’t know God speak as though they do
Feb 22, 2023 15:44:11 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
dtucker300 wrote:
Can I pile on in this conversation (pun intended)?
Yes, just so long as you don't pull up a stool as your pedestal. 
Feb 22, 2023 16:07:41 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
slatten49 wrote: Yes, just so long as you don't pull up a stool as your pedestal.
Yes, just so long as you don't pull up a stool as your pedestal. Leave your stool samples here.
Feb 22, 2023 16:10:22 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
slatten49 wrote: Never a doubt about that, Padre. You know your crap.
Or, should I have written 'good stuff'.
Never a doubt about that, Padre. You know your crap. Or, should I have written 'good stuff'. It's hard to remove the military jargon from my vernacular. I understand better and respond better to simple words like "crap." 🙄 Charm School, post military, was a total failure.
Feb 22, 2023 16:37:17 #
slatten49 wrote: Frosty, an oldy told with many variations, but still a goody
Frosty, an oldy told with many variations, but still a goody LOL, that is what someone else said.. yet , I had never heard it before... darn, I am so sheltered..
Feb 22, 2023 16:40:00 #
Feb 22, 2023 18:05:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
padremike wrote:
It's hard to remove the military jargon from my vernacular. I understand better and respond better to simple words like "crap." 🙄 Charm School, post military, was a total failure.
Understood. 
Feb 22, 2023 18:08:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
dtucker300 wrote:
Leave your stool samples here.
Taking it to the toilet, eh, potty mouth
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