If the Shoe Fits
Feb 20, 2023 07:00:20 #
IF THE SHOE FITS.....................
1. The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.Emoji
2. When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor.”Emoji
3. I don’t mean to interrupt people but I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
4. I thought growing old would take longer.Emoji
5. It’s weird being the same age as old people. Emoji
6. I’m at that delusional age where I think everyone my age looks way older than I do.
7. Just once I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH. :o}}
8. If I am ever on life support unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works. [ Or "NOT"]
9. Do you ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and think… “That can’t be accurate.?! Emoji
10. I see people out there zip lining and mountain climbing and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance. Emoji
11. Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. :0ooo
12. If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the Apple and saved us all a lot of trouble. Emoji
13. We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages…Metamucil and Ensure.
14. You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
15. Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time. Emoji
16. After watching how some people wear their masks I understand why contraception fails.Emoji
17. Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
18. For those of you that don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything.
19. I just got a present labeled, From Mom and Dad, and you know damn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.
20. Now that I have lived through a plague I totally understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches. { Obama's Plague?]
21. Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly…next week…..Turn Signals.
And I end with… Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you lost.
1. The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.Emoji
2. When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor.”Emoji
3. I don’t mean to interrupt people but I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
4. I thought growing old would take longer.Emoji
5. It’s weird being the same age as old people. Emoji
6. I’m at that delusional age where I think everyone my age looks way older than I do.
7. Just once I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH. :o}}
8. If I am ever on life support unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works. [ Or "NOT"]
9. Do you ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and think… “That can’t be accurate.?! Emoji
10. I see people out there zip lining and mountain climbing and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance. Emoji
11. Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. :0ooo
12. If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the Apple and saved us all a lot of trouble. Emoji
13. We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages…Metamucil and Ensure.
14. You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
15. Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time. Emoji
16. After watching how some people wear their masks I understand why contraception fails.Emoji
17. Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
18. For those of you that don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything.
19. I just got a present labeled, From Mom and Dad, and you know damn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.
20. Now that I have lived through a plague I totally understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches. { Obama's Plague?]
21. Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly…next week…..Turn Signals.
And I end with… Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you lost.
Feb 20, 2023 09:14:42 #
eagleye13 wrote:
IF THE SHOE FITS..................... br br br 1... (show quote)
Really good.😂😂😂
Dejavu though, seeing it for the second time from somewhere.
Where’s it from?
Of the things I’ve lost, it’s my mind I miss the most!😂
Feb 20, 2023 12:02:16 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
Really good.😂😂😂
Dejavu though, seeing it for the second time from somewhere.
Where’s it from?
Where’s it from?😂
Dejavu though, seeing it for the second time from somewhere.
Where’s it from?
Where’s it from?😂
"Where’s it from?"
Tried to locate the source without success.
I memorized and practice;
The 23'rd Psalm
The Lord's prayer
AND; The preamble to the Constitution.
My loss of short term memory is getting disturbing.
Feb 20, 2023 12:11:13 #
Feb 20, 2023 13:18:41 #
eagleye13 wrote:
"Where’s it from?"
Tried to locate the source without success.
I memorized and practice;
The 23'rd Psalm
The Lord's prayer
AND; The preamble to the Constitution.
My loss of short term memory is getting disturbing.
Tried to locate the source without success.
I memorized and practice;
The 23'rd Psalm
The Lord's prayer
AND; The preamble to the Constitution.
My loss of short term memory is getting disturbing.
You notice that I doubled a comment?
Me either until now! Whew!😵💫😵💫😵💫
Feb 21, 2023 06:46:35 #
eagleye13 wrote:
"Where’s it from?"
Tried to locate the source without success.
I memorized and practice;
The 23'rd Psalm
The Lord's prayer
AND; The preamble to the Constitution.
My loss of short term memory is getting disturbing.
Tried to locate the source without success.
I memorized and practice;
The 23'rd Psalm
The Lord's prayer
AND; The preamble to the Constitution.
My loss of short term memory is getting disturbing.
Tell me about it...... I can't even remember losing my short term memory
Feb 21, 2023 10:02:08 #
elledee wrote:
Tell me about it...... I can't even remember losing my short term memory
I’m sure it’s partying with mine!
Somewhere!
Feb 21, 2023 10:26:19 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
I’m sure it’s partying with mine!
Somewhere!
Somewhere!
At least we are not running this country!
Feb 21, 2023 10:33:45 #
eagleye13 wrote:
IF THE SHOE FITS..................... br br br 1... (show quote)
Excellent (and hilariously true - most of them!)
I LOVE the last one...that one is something many people won't understand until they start looking back at life instead of forward at it....
Feb 21, 2023 10:37:50 #
EmilyD wrote:
Excellent (and hilariously true - most of them!)
I LOVE the last one...that one is something many people won't understand until they start looking back at life instead of forward at it....
I LOVE the last one...that one is something many people won't understand until they start looking back at life instead of forward at it....
One more point;
The Left needs to put the right shoes on the right feet.
Feb 21, 2023 11:52:00 #
eagleye13 wrote:
One more point;
The Left needs to put the right shoes on the right feet.
The Left needs to put the right shoes on the right feet.
I think al sharpton threw his right shoes away!
Feb 21, 2023 12:40:03 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
I think al sharpton threw his right shoes away!
Al Sharpton's left leg is shorter that his right leg; so he always leans left.
Maybe training wheels would help.
Feb 21, 2023 15:30:08 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Al Sharpton's left leg is shorter that his right leg; so he always leans left.
Maybe training wheels would help.
Maybe training wheels would help.
Jesse Jackson is his coach!
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