Have you ever wondered...
Nov 23, 2014 18:03:37 #
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers
and Grandfathers?
Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to
spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he
would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some
quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his
granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and
could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward
to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to
the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly
drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran
upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy
your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We
didn't see a single asshole, q***r, piece of s**t, horse's ass, socialist
left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dips**t, Muslim camel humper or son
of a b***h anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at
everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun".
Almost brings a tear to your eye!
and Grandfathers?
Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to
spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he
would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some
quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his
granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and
could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward
to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to
the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly
drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran
upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy
your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We
didn't see a single asshole, q***r, piece of s**t, horse's ass, socialist
left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dips**t, Muslim camel humper or son
of a b***h anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at
everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun".
Almost brings a tear to your eye!
Nov 23, 2014 18:06:42 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Have you ever wondered what the difference is betw... (show quote)
So THAT'S where rednecks come from. I used to think they were born that way. Well, that just proves that I learn something new everyday. :lol: :wink:
Nov 23, 2014 18:07:23 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Have you ever wondered what the difference is betw... (show quote)
Love it! It reminds me of time spent with my step-dad...I miss him dearly!
Nov 23, 2014 19:04:06 #
lpnmajor wrote:
So THAT'S where rednecks come from. I used to think they were born that way. Well, that just proves that I learn something new everyday. :lol: :wink:
aint nothing wrong with rednecks major
rednecks have always fought for this country
and you don't hear us belittling other people
but that don't mean you can belittle us and not get a response
Nov 23, 2014 19:48:42 #
lpnmajor wrote:
So THAT'S where rednecks come from. I used to think they were born that way. Well, that just proves that I learn something new everyday. :lol: :wink:
Are you able to spell R U D E?. Look in the mirror as you spell it. :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Nov 23, 2014 20:03:55 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Have you ever wondered what the difference is betw... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
Nov 23, 2014 20:27:16 #
lpnmajor wrote:
So THAT'S where rednecks come from. I used to think they were born that way. Well, that just proves that I learn something new every day. :lol: :wink:
Yep, live and learn.
Nov 24, 2014 10:41:54 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Have you ever wondered what the difference is betw... (show quote)
I laughed enough to bring a tear to my eye, not only because it is funny, but because it brought back wonderful memories of my grandpa. He was 60 years old when I was born, and he adored me. He would take me everywhere. Wonderful, wonderful memories.
Nov 24, 2014 10:46:31 #
badbobby wrote:
aint nothing wrong with rednecks major
rednecks have always fought for this country
and you don't hear us belittling other people
but that don't mean you can belittle us and not get a response
rednecks have always fought for this country
and you don't hear us belittling other people
but that don't mean you can belittle us and not get a response
Tennessee is 12th in the nation, population wise, but it is 7th in the nation with current and former veterans. Rednecks do not have to make excuses, they have reason to be proud - and I'm not from Tennessee.
Nov 24, 2014 12:30:24 #
BearK wrote:
Tennessee is 12th in the nation, population wise, but it is 7th in the nation with current and former veterans. Rednecks do not have to make excuses, they have reason to be proud - and I'm not from Tennessee.
Bless you my child.
Nov 24, 2014 13:29:24 #
Nov 24, 2014 16:54:40 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Have you ever wondered what the difference is betw... (show quote)
This is one of those jokes that I like and h**e. It's funny, it really is, yet it also tells a very sad t***h: h**e is learned. However, of course, had the grandpa said similar things about Republicans it would just be funny. Right?
Nov 24, 2014 17:54:10 #
rumitoid wrote:
This is one of those jokes that I like and h**e. It's funny, it really is, yet it also tells a very sad t***h: h**e is learned. However, of course, had the grandpa said similar things about Republicans it would just be funny. Right?
Of course.
Nov 24, 2014 18:54:38 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Have you ever wondered what the difference is betw... (show quote)
Bravo for the grandfather.
Nov 24, 2014 18:56:11 #
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