K**ler weenie. If you don't laugh at this, something is terribly wrong with your sense of humor.
Nov 21, 2014 20:04:53 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
jetson wrote:
Where is the bun that did this. I frankly I don't know.
Word is that whoever did this got their buns out of town, pronto! :wink:
Nov 21, 2014 20:22:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
Was it a sexual crime...any condiments found nearby? 8-)
When's the last time you saw this many puns?
Nov 21, 2014 20:27:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Grugore wrote:
When's the last time you saw this many puns?
Austin, Texas has a 'Pun-in' contest every year, and it is outrageously funny....cheesey, but funny. Actually, it's punderful! :mrgreen:
Nov 21, 2014 20:38:00 #
slatten49 wrote:
Was it a sexual crime...any condiments found nearby? 8-)
It hasn't been confirmed yet, but rumors are circulating that this beheading stems from an accusation made by an Italian sausage, who said he caught Frank stuffing his wife "Fennel" during an event at Coney Island. Mr. Italian was boiling, and vowed that Frank would fry for this.
Nov 21, 2014 20:41:49 #
Grugore wrote:
When's the last time you saw this many puns?
I don't know but Slatten is really good at this, way out of my league. "Punderful" lmao
Nov 21, 2014 20:44:31 #
Worried for our children wrote:
I don't know but Slatten is really good at this, way out of my league. "Punderful" lmao
I'm not that good at puns either. Can't cut the mustard, but with some practice, I might Ketchup.
Nov 21, 2014 20:54:05 #
Grugore wrote:
I'm not that good at puns either. Can't cut the mustard, but with some practice, I might Ketchup.
Oh sauerkraut !!!! Looks like you got your buns in gear now.
Nov 21, 2014 20:56:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Worried for our children wrote:
It hasn't been confirmed yet, but rumors are circulating that this beheading stems from an accusation made by an Italian sausage, who said he caught Frank stuffing his wife "Fennel" during an event at Coney Island. Mr. Italian was boiling, and vowed that Frank would fry for this.
The charges stem from the wife admitting to taking a lot of bologna from Frank. Frank could always seek endorsement fees from Nathan's (of Coney Island fame) for his legal costs. Both could benefit from the public exposure. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Nov 21, 2014 20:58:21 #
Worried for our children wrote:
Oh sauerkraut !!!! Looks like you got your buns in gear now.
This frank got iced by isis. Off with his head.
Nov 21, 2014 21:00:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Armageddun wrote:
This frank got iced by isis. Off with his head.
I don't want to point fingers, but AuntiE is known for her indiscriminate head-lopping. :shock:
You didn't hear it from me, though. :mrgreen:
Nov 21, 2014 21:10:06 #
Armageddun wrote:
This frank got iced by isis. Off with his head.
Unconfirmed coroner's report states that AuntiE's finger prints may have been found on the lopping device that was used. The report also stated that they didn't believe AuntiE was present during this crime, but mayhaps supplied said device. Waiting on confirmation.
Nov 21, 2014 21:10:50 #
slatten49 wrote:
I don't want to point fingers, but AuntiE is known for her indiscriminate head-lopping. :shock:
You didn't hear it from me, though. :mrgreen:
You didn't hear it from me, though. :mrgreen:
Great minds .....lol
Nov 21, 2014 21:16:11 #
slatten49 wrote:
I don't want to point fingers, but AuntiE is known for her indiscriminate head-lopping. :shock:
You didn't hear it from me, though. :mrgreen:
You didn't hear it from me, though. :mrgreen:
Looks like we have a suspect. Bring her in. And make sure you take your r**t gear boys. She has a sk**let.
Nov 21, 2014 21:19:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
I don't want to point fingers, but AuntiE is known for her indiscriminate head-lopping. :shock:
You didn't hear it from me, though. :mrgreen:
You didn't hear it from me, though. :mrgreen:
Yeah, and I was just about to say the butler did it. But she IS crafty. Notice, the un-sub did leave a weapon. Could be a ruse by a professional.
Nov 21, 2014 21:44:55 #
Armageddun wrote:
Yeah, and I was just about to say the butler did it. But she IS crafty. Notice, the un-sub did leave a weapon. Could be a ruse by a professional.
Looks like someone is going to spill the beans real soon.
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