V**xie, v**xie, so obsessed,
Wore your mask and took your tests.
Still got C***D, every strain,
Spike proteins inside your brain.
Short of breath at 24,
“Dr. F***i, gimmie more!”
Proteins tangle and misfold,
Amyloidosis taking hold.
Swollen heart at 25,
“Thank M*****a I’m alive!”
There’s no cure for microclot,
Getting worse with every shot.
Heart attack at 26,
Prayed to P****r for a fix.
V**xie, v**xie, death is lurking,
Doctor says, “that means it’s working.”
Died of SADS at 27,
All good v**xies go to heaven.
Obituary headline noted:
“Anti-V**xer Dies of C***D.”
His family is quite upset,
But they’re alive, at least on net.
And, they say, “it’s for the better,”
Without the vax “he would be deader”
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
V**xie, v**xie, so obsessed,
Wore your mask and took your tests.
Still got C***D, every strain,
Spike proteins inside your brain.
Short of breath at 24,
“Dr. F***i, gimmie more!”
Proteins tangle and misfold,
Amyloidosis taking hold.
Swollen heart at 25,
“Thank M*****a I’m alive!”
There’s no cure for microclot,
Getting worse with every shot.
Heart attack at 26,
Prayed to P****r for a fix.
V**xie, v**xie, death is lurking,
Doctor says, “that means it’s working.”
Died of SADS at 27,
All good v**xies go to heaven.
Obituary headline noted:
“Anti-V**xer Dies of C***D.”
His family is quite upset,
But they’re alive, at least on net.
And, they say, “it’s for the better,”
Without the vax “he would be deader”
V**xie, v**xie, so obsessed, br Wore your mask and... (
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I’m quite confident that this is a true story from somewhere.
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
V**xie, v**xie, so obsessed,
Wore your mask and took your tests.
Still got C***D, every strain,
Spike proteins inside your brain.
Short of breath at 24,
“Dr. F***i, gimmie more!”
Proteins tangle and misfold,
Amyloidosis taking hold.
Swollen heart at 25,
“Thank M*****a I’m alive!”
There’s no cure for microclot,
Getting worse with every shot.
Heart attack at 26,
Prayed to P****r for a fix.
V**xie, v**xie, death is lurking,
Doctor says, “that means it’s working.”
Died of SADS at 27,
All good v**xies go to heaven.
Obituary headline noted:
“Anti-V**xer Dies of C***D.”
His family is quite upset,
But they’re alive, at least on net.
And, they say, “it’s for the better,”
Without the vax “he would be deader”
V**xie, v**xie, so obsessed, br Wore your mask and... (
show quote)
Nice 🎼, needs to be put to music 🎶
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