The four stages of sex
Dec 16, 2022 15:47:00 #
THE FOUR STAGES OF SEX
Stage 1:
KITCHEN TABLE SEX…This is when you are first married and will have sex anywhere. Even the kitchen table.
Stage 2:
BEDROOM SEX…This is when you have been married for a while and have a kid or two, so you only have sex in the bedroom.
Stage 3:
HALLWAY SEX… This is when you pass each other in the hallway and say “F**K YOU!
Stage 4:
PUBLIC SEX…This is when you go to divorce court and get screwed in front of everybody.
Stage 1:
KITCHEN TABLE SEX…This is when you are first married and will have sex anywhere. Even the kitchen table.
Stage 2:
BEDROOM SEX…This is when you have been married for a while and have a kid or two, so you only have sex in the bedroom.
Stage 3:
HALLWAY SEX… This is when you pass each other in the hallway and say “F**K YOU!
Stage 4:
PUBLIC SEX…This is when you go to divorce court and get screwed in front of everybody.
Dec 16, 2022 16:38:44 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Peaver Bogart wrote:
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What stage are you in?
Dec 16, 2022 18:31:37 #
dtucker300 wrote:
What stage are you in?
What stage are you in?
LOL, I'm in Stage 3, I reckon. In July, I will have been married for 60 years.
Dec 16, 2022 19:07:00 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
LOL, I'm in Stage 3, I reckon. In July, I will have been married for 60 years.
Beautiful..
How do you get the walkers on the table???
Dec 16, 2022 19:20:43 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Beautiful..
How do you get the walkers on the table???
How do you get the walkers on the table???
Actually, my wife is in a care home now, I was supposed to get a new hip on 9-30 but i'll have to wait for her to get home so she can take care of me.
Dec 16, 2022 19:25:13 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Actually, my wife is in a care home now, I was supposed to get a new hip on 9-30 but i'll have to wait for her to get home so she can take care of me.
Sorry to hear that..
My prayers for both of you🙏
Dec 16, 2022 19:34:22 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Sorry to hear that..
My prayers for both of you🙏
My prayers for both of you🙏
Thank you.
Dec 16, 2022 20:14:27 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Peaver Bogart wrote:
LOL, I'm in Stage 3, I reckon. In July, I will have been married for 60 years.
60 years!
No one does that anymore. Congratulations Sir. And Best Wishes to you and your wife this Christmas.Dec 16, 2022 21:23:13 #
dtucker300 wrote:
60 years! No one does that anymore. Congratulations Sir. And Best Wishes to you and your wife this Christmas.
No one does that anymore. Congratulations Sir. And Best Wishes to you and your wife this Christmas.Thanks Tucker, and the best Christmas wishes to you and yours.
Dec 19, 2022 14:07:18 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Thanks Tucker, and the best Christmas wishes to you and yours.
Ya got me beat.
We're pushing 58.
Merry Xmas Peaver.
Dec 19, 2022 15:08:56 #
okie don wrote:
Ya got me beat.
We're pushing 58.
Merry Xmas Peaver.
We're pushing 58.
Merry Xmas Peaver.
Merry Christmas to you and yours too.
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