Now that I am older here here is what I have discovered …
Dec 8, 2022 17:25:59 #
I started out with nothing … I still have most of it.
When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All-Bran?
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
I went to school to become a wit, but only got halfway through.
Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
It’s not the pace of life that concerns me; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
It’s hard to make a comeback, especially when you haven’t been anywhere.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All-Bran?
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
I went to school to become a wit, but only got halfway through.
Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
It’s not the pace of life that concerns me; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
It’s hard to make a comeback, especially when you haven’t been anywhere.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
Dec 8, 2022 17:50:12 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
I started out with nothing … I still have most of ... (show quote)
Words of wisdom very good
Dec 8, 2022 18:28:32 #
Dec 8, 2022 19:05:05 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
I started out with nothing … I still have most of ... (show quote)
You are speaking from one old geezer to another. Your kids and grand kids, they have their own youth to fritter away. They do not care what some used to was, says. Did we listen to our parents and grandparents ?
Dec 8, 2022 19:27:28 #
son of witless wrote:
You are speaking from one old geezer to another. Your kids and grand kids, they have their own youth to fritter away. They do not care what some used to was, says. Did we listen to our parents and grandparents ?
Yep, and my great grandkids. I got a whole passel of them.
Dec 8, 2022 20:43:06 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Yep, and my great grandkids. I got a whole passel of them.
I am poor. I only have two. Not much for my dynasty to carry on when I'm gone.
Dec 8, 2022 21:57:37 #
son of witless wrote:
I am poor. I only have two. Not much for my dynasty to carry on when I'm gone.
I'm sure they'll be speaking of you a long time after your gone
Dec 9, 2022 12:29:01 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
I'm sure they'll be speaking of you a long time after your gone
They will have to do better than that and do better than I did at leaving descendants. If the stock market starts making my IRA money again and I can swing it money wise, I will have my body Cryogenically frozen at my death.
When I come back to life in 200 years, I expect to see a lot of people who look like me and having my last name.
Of course I might get head f**ed out. A couple of my siblings have double my descendants.
Dec 10, 2022 13:38:02 #
JuristBooks
Loc: North Carolina
Peaver Bogart wrote:
I started out with nothing … I still have most of ... (show quote)
Such appropriate words.
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