What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Nov 26, 2022 17:16:58 #
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to k**l himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal c*****rs?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
10.Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
11.How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
12.What was the best thing before sliced bread?
13.One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
14.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15.Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have “S” in it?
16.Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
17.Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to k**l himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal c*****rs?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
10.Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
11.How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
12.What was the best thing before sliced bread?
13.One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
14.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15.Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have “S” in it?
16.Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
17.Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Nov 26, 2022 22:57:42 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his ... (show quote)
What if a man was actually right when he spoke in the woods without a woman there to hear him?
Nov 28, 2022 14:02:45 #
archie bunker wrote:
What if a man was actually right when he spoke in the woods without a woman there to hear him?
Nov 29, 2022 09:20:36 #
archie bunker wrote:
What if a man was actually right when he spoke in the woods without a woman there to hear him?
He’s still wrong.😂
Nov 30, 2022 20:50:09 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his ... (show quote)
" Is there another word for synonym? " Yes. Equivalent. https://thesaurus.yourdictionary.com/synonym
Nov 30, 2022 21:11:08 #
son of witless wrote:
" Is there another word for synonym? " Yes. Equivalent. https://thesaurus.yourdictionary.com/synonym
I v**e for Equivalent.
Dec 1, 2022 09:51:03 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
I v**e for Equivalent.
I HAD to find a synonym for synonym once you brought it up. It was such a novel question, I couldn't let it rest. I constantly google synonyms because I dislike repeating words in paragraphs, and sometimes I need to use a word with the same meaning three or four times, within a group of sentences.
I like to tell myself that the time I waste on OPP is at least improving my grammar and language sk**ls. It's a left over from the time I v**ed Democrat. I still must lie to myself from time to time.
Dec 1, 2022 16:12:59 #
Dec 1, 2022 16:27:56 #
Bach wrote:
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about?
There are worse things that it could be all about. A lot worse.
Dec 1, 2022 16:30:03 #
Bach wrote:
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about?
What if all of my Aunts were men? Would they be my Uncles?
Dec 1, 2022 18:44:25 #
archie bunker wrote:
What if all of my Aunts were men? Would they be my Uncles?
"My Uncle used to love me but she died"
Roger Miller
Dec 1, 2022 18:48:30 #
archie bunker wrote:
What if all of my Aunts were men? Would they be my Uncles?
Here's one that made me think of you Archie.
Dec 1, 2022 19:18:54 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Here's one that made me think of you Archie.
When taken in context, that is not an unreasonable request. But.......It's funny as hell!!😂😂😂😂
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