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More and more, the rhetoric and the actions of magas, evangelicals and white, working class republicans suggest they long for the good old days, when b****s knew their place and stayed in it, where gays and t******s were safely
in the closet, where muzzies stayed in muzzie countries and allowed the brits and yanks to exploit their oil industry.

Ah yes the good old days that the magas and trumpers want again



https://www.msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidout-blog/prri-poll-republicans-1950s-rcna54521

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

That does sound nice

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Sounds great. Who wouldn’t take those days over millions of i******s, a high percentage whom are criminals, crime was way down and minorities didn’t think I owed em something because hundreds of years ago someone my color wronged someone of their color.

His wish’s about gays and b****s are a bit over the top, but it’s what liberals do.

RandyBrian Loc: Texas

There were some bad things about the 50's, I'm sure we all agree about. The Democrats were busy wearing white robes and burning crosses and lynching people of color. The left were openly marxists and actively pushing for c*******m in America. Diabetes was a long term death sentence, cancer was a short term one. There were other problems. It was not a utopia, but then nothing short of Heaven ever is, is it?
Personally, I think it is interesting that the KKK has moved into the Democrat's don't ask-don't tell 'closet' just as the L***Q group has stepped out of it.

Bevvy

The folk history of America
Is the history of it's heroes
Big workin' men like John Henry,
Paul Bunyon & Big Bad John

But today I'd like to introduce a new folk hero
He didn't work in a mine or on a railroad
Or any of those strenuous occupations
He worked in a beauty salon & his name was Rinaldi

Well at the beauty salon every morning at ten
Big Bad Rinaldi arrived & kind of tip-toed in
He wore bell bottomed pants & a polka-dot tie
And whenever he spoke, it was just to say 'Hi'

Big Rinaldi
Big Bad Rinaldi

And everyone knew when he swished into town
You could smell his perfume for miles around
He stood six foot five, & weighed 106
With a curl in his hair & a smile on his lips

Big Rinaldi
Big Old Rinaldi

The boys all say he's from Abilene
Where he had a social group called
The Lone Star Queens
Some say Hollywood or Beverly Hills
Where he got arrested for passing
Three dollar bills

That's Rinaldi
Dumb Old Rinaldi

Then came the day of that terrible fire
Something went wrong in the number five dryer
Into the chaos of those matronly dames
Went Big Bad Rinaldi just a fannin' the flames

Big Bad Rinaldi
Big Bad Rinaldi

Well the flames grew higher & the fire got worse
And someone heard Rinaldi cry,
'Mercy I forgot my purse'
Into the fire with a squeal & a shout
We waited an hour, but he never came out

Poor Rinaldi
Poor Old Rinaldi

Where that salon once stood, there's a grocery store
But his name will live forever more
In the annals of time & the hall of fame
As the gay young cat who went down in flames

Big Bad Rinaldi

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

It is one thing to be thought a jerk and another to sit in front of your computer screen and prove it. Don't worry. We won't just think it anymore.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

He left out a few things.
Cars you could fix.
Women in front of a stove, or ironing board.
Whip those kids with a leather belt.
No trophy for losers.
Kids learned reading, writing, and arithmetic in school.
Even the news reporters, and politicians knew what a woman is.
I could go on, but you get it.

Smedley_buzkill

Canuckus gets it, but I doubt Rinaldi does.

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

You subhuman cockroaches who h**e America will never learn, will you?
You just don't get it.
Not a freakin' clue.
The concept of American freedom and greatness is so far off your radar it is invisible.

Bunchamiserablefks.

elledee

drive in movies were great

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

People standing for the f**g...
Food that wasn't processed and full of t***sfats....
Furniture and appliances that lasted longer than a presidency...
Being able to just walk across the border...
University degrees being both useful and affordable...

liberalhunter Loc: Your mom's house

Yup....negros were semi- civilized and you were still hiding in the closet.....ahhhhhhhh. the good days.

RandyBrian Loc: Texas

LOL ! Bevvy, I am very impressed! Excellent prose! I even sang it to my wife, and she had a good laugh!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Like rinaldi, half of the kids in the neighborhood looked like the mailman.

robertv3

You did really well with "Cars you could fix."