This should end the argument.
Oct 28, 2022 19:11:39 #
Oct 28, 2022 19:24:35 #
keepuphope
Loc: Idaho
archie bunker wrote:
If not, I'll grow a mullet. I can do that!💪
My husband does that,drives me nuts on the back.
Oct 28, 2022 19:41:51 #
keepuphope wrote:
My husband does that,drives me nuts on the back.
He would NOT want to do battle with me on this issue! Trust me.
I consider myself an expert on TP guerilla warfare.
You gotta fight dirty.
Or, like me, you could look at it as a risk, and reward training program.
Oct 28, 2022 19:54:51 #
archie bunker wrote:
If not, I'll grow a mullet. I can do that!💪
I never thought of it like that. I've often wondered if this is a genetic thing with the roll up or down. Here is a different issue. I lived single on my own for 8 years and pretty much knew how much of every product I used weekly.
When I got married, I assumed stupidly that two people would use twice the toilet paper of one. Ohhhh how naive I was. Two people use 4 to 5 times the toilet paper that one person uses. It is one of those mathematical conundrums that no scientist has yet explained.
Oct 28, 2022 22:19:04 #
youngwilliam
Loc: Deep in the heart
archie bunker wrote:
If not, I'll grow a mullet. I can do that!💪
I've been married 46 yrs, still don't have my wife trained completely on this issue. It still irks me.
Oct 28, 2022 23:11:18 #
son of witless wrote:
I never thought of it like that. I've often wonder... (show quote)
Funny thing, that math stuff. I kinda did the same thing myself.
Funny thing is that unless it's a weekend, or Taco Bell is involved, my employer pays me to 💩, and I use their paper. Yet usage more than doubled.
Never understood why it takes 6 feet of paper for a woman to blot after peeing. If I were a blotter, I could do it with two squares.
Oct 28, 2022 23:21:48 #
youngwilliam wrote:
I've been married 46 yrs, still don't have my wife trained completely on this issue. It still irks me.
I will be happy to share my techniques with you.
Oct 28, 2022 23:30:56 #
youngwilliam
Loc: Deep in the heart
archie bunker wrote:
I will be happy to share my techniques with you.
Does it involve any mind control techniques, I have few other areas that need work?
Oct 28, 2022 23:51:40 #
youngwilliam wrote:
Does it involve any mind control techniques, I have few other areas that need work?
It's simple mechanics with a touch of inconvenience. It's a war that can be won without a shot being fired!
Tip #1: Get a spare...ah, you know, the hootie thing that holds the paper.
Remove the spring so the roll falls off every time the paper is improperly installed.
Be the man, and fix it with the original roller thing with paper properly installed.
Oops! I skipped a step!
1st step is to lose the roller thingy, and set the paper on the floor by the hopper.
Setting it on the counter only invites resistance in a battle of wills. Set it on the floor!
It's a process.
Oct 28, 2022 23:59:25 #
keepuphope
Loc: Idaho
youngwilliam wrote:
I've been married 46 yrs, still don't have my wife trained completely on this issue. It still irks me.
Wow I didn't realize you were that old to be married that long.lol I truely thought you were younger ( per your name) albeit a smart young man.lol
Oct 29, 2022 00:20:23 #
youngwilliam
Loc: Deep in the heart
keepuphope wrote:
Wow I didn't realize you were that old to be married that long.lol I truely thought you were younger ( per your name) albeit a smart young man.lol
I was married at 9, just kidding. I did marry young.
Oct 29, 2022 05:37:43 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
archie bunker wrote:
If not, I'll grow a mullet. I can do that!💪
Beard for me--it has always served my needs
Oct 29, 2022 11:01:29 #
archie bunker wrote:
Funny thing, that math stuff. I kinda did the same thing myself.
Funny thing is that unless it's a weekend, or Taco Bell is involved, my employer pays me to 💩, and I use their paper. Yet usage more than doubled.
Never understood why it takes 6 feet of paper for a woman to blot after peeing. If I were a blotter, I could do it with two squares.
Funny thing is that unless it's a weekend, or Taco Bell is involved, my employer pays me to 💩, and I use their paper. Yet usage more than doubled.
Never understood why it takes 6 feet of paper for a woman to blot after peeing. If I were a blotter, I could do it with two squares.
During the Great C****a V***s toilet paper scarcity of 2020-2021, I got to see how competent the wife could be if she was ever to be properly motivated. She sk**lfully used her personal network of female secret agents to make sure we never ran out.
If that woman ever returns again, I must hire her.
Oct 29, 2022 15:52:51 #
TommyRadd
Loc: Midwest USA
archie bunker wrote:
If not, I'll grow a mullet. I can do that!💪
Or for nerds and techies, just produce the original patent… (although the beards vs mullet image is much more contemporary and fulfilling)…
Oct 30, 2022 05:42:16 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Beard for me--it has always served my needs
It must grow really fast. LOL
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