“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce
“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed
for political ads.” – Andy Borowitz
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
– Bill Watterson
“As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Just trying to keep up with you.
American Vet wrote:
Too funny!!!
I feel there is one better. Before placing the needle in someone to be executed, why swab with alcohol?
dtucker300 wrote:
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce
“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed
for political ads.” – Andy Borowitz
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
– Bill Watterson
“As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
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great laughs thanks for posting
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