LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

Gov. Newsome has signed a law in California that will allow for the composting of human remains. Really. It takes about 45 days and then you can pick up your load of compost and dispose of it wherever.

Imagine your bed of Roses, fertilized by your wife Rose.

Or your bed of Lilies fertilized by your daughter Lily.

Isn't there a plant called Mother-In Law tongues? Well, maybe that might be a good choice.

Or your stash of Mary Juana plants. Get high on your good bye.

Have a dirt driveway full of weeds? Hmmm.

Or a large cactus for that c***ting husband? He always was a bit of a P****

And that unfaithful wife, a bed of pussy willows

Or just spread it all around that spot Rover likes to water every time you let him out. Pure crab grass.

What do you all think?

okie don

Well, I always remember something I heard:
Get cremated--
" What better Fertilizer for wheat and roses"

F.D.R.

Why not? I couldn't care less what they do with me when I die. Put me in a trash bag and send me to the dump for all I care.

Bevvy