Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

An Old Harry Truman Joke

In 1980 advances in modern medicine were able to bring Harry Truman back to life. Jimmy Carter was in the White House and the first thing Harry wanted to do was to go meet the President.

Harry introduced himself and ask Jimmy what was going on in the world.

Jimmy said well Russia invaded Afghanistan recently.

Harry said "of course you sent the Marines over there and kicked their ass out didn't you".

Jimmy said "No I've decided that we should not participate in the 1980 Olympics"

Harry frowned and said what else is going on.

Jimmy said "well some students in Iran took over our embassy and took 52 Americans hostage".

Harry said you sent in the Army Rangers and rescued them didn't you?

Jimmy said no, we brought sanctions against them.

Jimmy said I recently pardoned all the draft dodgers

Harry with tears in his eyes said I can't stand it, I'm going back to the cemetery. The next thing you'll probably do is give the Panama Canal away (which Jimmy did)

Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial

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