After Using FBI To Suppress Son’s Crimes And Raid Political Rival’s Home, Biden Warns Democracy In Danger: POLITICS·Sep 3, 2022 · BabylonBee.com WASHINGTON, D.C.

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POLITICS·Sep 3, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.
"Folks, I'm using the feds as best I can to destroy my political opponents, but let me be clear: I'm going to have to break more laws and seize even more power if I'm going to stop f*****m," yelled President Biden, lighted in blood-red and surrounded by soldiers. "I don't care if that means a federal takeover of e******ns, an o*******w of the judiciary - heck I don't care if I have to use F-15s to carpet bomb every single Republican neighborhood in the country. We will forcibly commandeer every lever of power and communication our nation has - to, you know, defeat f*****m."
President Biden went on to call for the expulsion from democratic society anyone who questioned the integrity of an American e******n. "If you question an e******n's fairness because our intel communities told media companies to bury damaging stories about me, or because C***D was used as an excuse to illegally change v****g practices without legislative input, or because the FBI spied on Trump's campaign after Democrats gave them a bogus dossier - then you have no place in civil society," said Biden. "In fact, while we are at it, if you don't support a******n through nine months, or the g*****l m********n of children, you are an enemy of the state. And we will foment violent protests and assassination attempts to intimidate you - to save democracy."
The Democratic National Committee, fresh off donating $40 million to elevate far-right campaigns, was reportedly taken aback by the comments. "Uh, yeah, those candidates we support are totally an existential threat to our nation, we really believe that," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "Sure, we gave $40 million to elevate far-right candidates so we could use them as a pretext for seizing more power - but they are definitely the dangerous ones, not us."
After calling Republicans subhuman, evil scum in need of annihilation, Biden then went on to say that America really needs to regain some unity and brotherhood.

TommyRadd Loc: Midwest USA

thebigp wrote:

POLITICS·Sep 3, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.
"Folks, I'm using the feds as best I can to destroy my political opponents, but let me be clear: I'm going to have to break more laws and seize even more power if I'm going to stop f*****m," yelled President Biden, lighted in blood-red and surrounded by soldiers. "I don't care if that means a federal takeover of e******ns, an o*******w of the judiciary - heck I don't care if I have to use F-15s to carpet bomb every single Republican neighborhood in the country. We will forcibly commandeer every lever of power and communication our nation has - to, you know, defeat f*****m."
President Biden went on to call for the expulsion from democratic society anyone who questioned the integrity of an American e******n. "If you question an e******n's fairness because our intel communities told media companies to bury damaging stories about me, or because C***D was used as an excuse to illegally change v****g practices without legislative input, or because the FBI spied on Trump's campaign after Democrats gave them a bogus dossier - then you have no place in civil society," said Biden. "In fact, while we are at it, if you don't support a******n through nine months, or the g*****l m********n of children, you are an enemy of the state. And we will foment violent protests and assassination attempts to intimidate you - to save democracy."
The Democratic National Committee, fresh off donating $40 million to elevate far-right campaigns, was reportedly taken aback by the comments. "Uh, yeah, those candidates we support are totally an existential threat to our nation, we really believe that," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "Sure, we gave $40 million to elevate far-right candidates so we could use them as a pretext for seizing more power - but they are definitely the dangerous ones, not us."
After calling Republicans subhuman, evil scum in need of annihilation, Biden then went on to say that America really needs to regain some unity and brotherhood.

POLITICS·Sep 3, 2022 · BabylonBee.com br br WASHI... (show quote)

So, when did Babylon Bee t***sition from parody to reality?

RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

thebigp wrote:

POLITICS·Sep 3, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.
"Folks, I'm using the feds as best I can to destroy my political opponents, but let me be clear: I'm going to have to break more laws and seize even more power if I'm going to stop f*****m," yelled President Biden, lighted in blood-red and surrounded by soldiers. "I don't care if that means a federal takeover of e******ns, an o*******w of the judiciary - heck I don't care if I have to use F-15s to carpet bomb every single Republican neighborhood in the country. We will forcibly commandeer every lever of power and communication our nation has - to, you know, defeat f*****m."
President Biden went on to call for the expulsion from democratic society anyone who questioned the integrity of an American e******n. "If you question an e******n's fairness because our intel communities told media companies to bury damaging stories about me, or because C***D was used as an excuse to illegally change v****g practices without legislative input, or because the FBI spied on Trump's campaign after Democrats gave them a bogus dossier - then you have no place in civil society," said Biden. "In fact, while we are at it, if you don't support a******n through nine months, or the g*****l m********n of children, you are an enemy of the state. And we will foment violent protests and assassination attempts to intimidate you - to save democracy."
The Democratic National Committee, fresh off donating $40 million to elevate far-right campaigns, was reportedly taken aback by the comments. "Uh, yeah, those candidates we support are totally an existential threat to our nation, we really believe that," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "Sure, we gave $40 million to elevate far-right candidates so we could use them as a pretext for seizing more power - but they are definitely the dangerous ones, not us."
After calling Republicans subhuman, evil scum in need of annihilation, Biden then went on to say that America really needs to regain some unity and brotherhood.

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He can not accomplish this before the mid terms and after the mid terms he will be eliminated.

maryla

thebigp wrote:

POLITICS·Sep 3, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.
"Folks, I'm using the feds as best I can to destroy my political opponents, but let me be clear: I'm going to have to break more laws and seize even more power if I'm going to stop f*****m," yelled President Biden, lighted in blood-red and surrounded by soldiers. "I don't care if that means a federal takeover of e******ns, an o*******w of the judiciary - heck I don't care if I have to use F-15s to carpet bomb every single Republican neighborhood in the country. We will forcibly commandeer every lever of power and communication our nation has - to, you know, defeat f*****m."
President Biden went on to call for the expulsion from democratic society anyone who questioned the integrity of an American e******n. "If you question an e******n's fairness because our intel communities told media companies to bury damaging stories about me, or because C***D was used as an excuse to illegally change v****g practices without legislative input, or because the FBI spied on Trump's campaign after Democrats gave them a bogus dossier - then you have no place in civil society," said Biden. "In fact, while we are at it, if you don't support a******n through nine months, or the g*****l m********n of children, you are an enemy of the state. And we will foment violent protests and assassination attempts to intimidate you - to save democracy."
The Democratic National Committee, fresh off donating $40 million to elevate far-right campaigns, was reportedly taken aback by the comments. "Uh, yeah, those candidates we support are totally an existential threat to our nation, we really believe that," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "Sure, we gave $40 million to elevate far-right candidates so we could use them as a pretext for seizing more power - but they are definitely the dangerous ones, not us."
After calling Republicans subhuman, evil scum in need of annihilation, Biden then went on to say that America really needs to regain some unity and brotherhood.

POLITICS·Sep 3, 2022 · BabylonBee.com br br WASHI... (show quote)

Biden is a f*****t who knows his defeat will come...and he's scared!

TommyRadd Loc: Midwest USA

maryla wrote:

Biden is a f*****t who knows his defeat will come...and he's scared!

That’s assuming he still has enough faculties left to understand what he’s doing to “the big picture”. He could just be scared of getting out of line with his handlers, which seems to me a much more “clear and present danger” within his limited “range of vision”.

American Vet

TommyRadd wrote:

That’s assuming he still has enough faculties left to understand what he’s doing to “the big picture”. He could just be scared of getting out of line with his handlers, which seems to me a much more “clear and present danger” within his limited “range of vision”.