Kamala Harris Declares Crisis At The Border Around Her Property—
Sep 19, 2022 20:02:28 #
U.S.·Sep 16, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, DC — The situation of migrants being t***sported throughout the United States escalated even further today as Vice President Kamala Harris spoke to the media and officially declared a crisis at the border surrounding her residence in Washington, D.C.
"There is now a serious border crisis. Not at our southern border, which is completely secure. I'm referring to the border around my own property," (TOO BAD LADY)
Vice President Harris said in her statement. "My home is now under siege, surrounded by foreign nationals attempting to circumvent our laws and invade my estate. This is simply unacceptable and must be addressed." (BUT THE 1000’S IN OTHER COMMUNITIES OK?)
The Vice President has already ensured the high-security fence around her home is in good condition and has instructed her Secret Service detail to perform routine, armed patrols of the property's perimeter to maintain strict border security from the busloads of migrants being dropped off outside. (NOT FUNNY WHEN IN YOUR YARD)
When asked about allegations of hypocrisy regarding declaring a border crisis at her home while saying the nation's southern border is secure, the Vice President had this to say: "We understand that time and space are things that cannot be understood. To move forward, we look to the past and hold onto the hope for tomorrow. We have knowledge that isn't knowable, and we know that. Now get these people away from my house." (TOO WHERE DELWARE WOULD BE GOOD)
At publishing time, the Vice President's staff was already working on a plan to have the bused migrants removed from the area surrounding her residence and t***sported back to small, ill-equipped towns along the southern border. When asked why border towns should be expected to withstand the ongoing onslaught of migrants, Harris simply threw her head back and cackled maniacally before telling the press that addressing the border problems is not the job of the Border Czar. (ANYWHERE BUT IN HER BACKYARD IS OK----REALLY AOC YOU’VE MOVED UP ONE NOTCH---HARRIS NOW THE DUMBY)
WASHINGTON, DC — The situation of migrants being t***sported throughout the United States escalated even further today as Vice President Kamala Harris spoke to the media and officially declared a crisis at the border surrounding her residence in Washington, D.C.
"There is now a serious border crisis. Not at our southern border, which is completely secure. I'm referring to the border around my own property," (TOO BAD LADY)
Vice President Harris said in her statement. "My home is now under siege, surrounded by foreign nationals attempting to circumvent our laws and invade my estate. This is simply unacceptable and must be addressed." (BUT THE 1000’S IN OTHER COMMUNITIES OK?)
The Vice President has already ensured the high-security fence around her home is in good condition and has instructed her Secret Service detail to perform routine, armed patrols of the property's perimeter to maintain strict border security from the busloads of migrants being dropped off outside. (NOT FUNNY WHEN IN YOUR YARD)
When asked about allegations of hypocrisy regarding declaring a border crisis at her home while saying the nation's southern border is secure, the Vice President had this to say: "We understand that time and space are things that cannot be understood. To move forward, we look to the past and hold onto the hope for tomorrow. We have knowledge that isn't knowable, and we know that. Now get these people away from my house." (TOO WHERE DELWARE WOULD BE GOOD)
At publishing time, the Vice President's staff was already working on a plan to have the bused migrants removed from the area surrounding her residence and t***sported back to small, ill-equipped towns along the southern border. When asked why border towns should be expected to withstand the ongoing onslaught of migrants, Harris simply threw her head back and cackled maniacally before telling the press that addressing the border problems is not the job of the Border Czar. (ANYWHERE BUT IN HER BACKYARD IS OK----REALLY AOC YOU’VE MOVED UP ONE NOTCH---HARRIS NOW THE DUMBY)
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