Report: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each Other
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-by-2026-everyone-in-us-will-be-working-for-irs-and-will-all-just-be-auditing-each-otherReport: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each OtherU.S. — A new report is predicting a 0% unemployment rate by the year 2026, as every American will be working for the IRS and be hard at work auditing other American citizens who work for the IRS.
"America's glorious future is upon us," said President Biden to a hangnail on his thumb he mistook for an audience of thousands. "Soon we will have perfect compliance with tax code as everyone becomes a tax collector for the IRS. Everything will be funded and we'll make the t***sition to g***n e****y, and no one will ever suffer again! Come on! It's not rocket science!"
The job will require no intelligence or formal education, as tax calculations can be easily made by computers that will monitor the t***sactions of every American. Workers will simply press a button at their computer to initiate the auditing sequence and will be equipped with a gun and a badge to arrest any friends and neighbors found to be incompliant.
Unfortunately, the report also predicts GDP plunging to zero dollars in 2027 and mass starvation and death by 2028.
PegW,
If you are reading this, do not waste everyone’s time commenting on the fact it is fiction. Everybody else knows the BabylonBee is a satire site.
AuntiE wrote:
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Report: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each Other
U.S. — A new report is predicting a 0% unemployment rate by the year 2026, as every American will be working for the IRS and be hard at work auditing other American citizens who work for the IRS.
"America's glorious future is upon us," said President Biden to a hangnail on his thumb he mistook for an audience of thousands. "Soon we will have perfect compliance with tax code as everyone becomes a tax collector for the IRS. Everything will be funded and we'll make the t***sition to g***n e****y, and no one will ever suffer again! Come on! It's not rocket science!"
The job will require no intelligence or formal education, as tax calculations can be easily made by computers that will monitor the t***sactions of every American. Workers will simply press a button at their computer to initiate the auditing sequence and will be equipped with a gun and a badge to arrest any friends and neighbors found to be incompliant.
Unfortunately, the report also predicts GDP plunging to zero dollars in 2027 and mass starvation and death by 2028.
PegW,
If you are reading this, do not waste everyone’s time commenting on the fact it is fiction. Everybody else knows the BabylonBee is a satire site.
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Trump is a notorious tax c***t and he eliminated IRS positions to the point they couldn’t function. IRS agents who ferret out fraud make our government many times their salaries each year and keep people like Trump from stealing from Americans who pay their taxes.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-by-2026-everyone-in-us-will-be-working-for-irs-and-will-all-just-be-auditing-each-other
Report: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each Other
U.S. — A new report is predicting a 0% unemployment rate by the year 2026, as every American will be working for the IRS and be hard at work auditing other American citizens who work for the IRS.
"America's glorious future is upon us," said President Biden to a hangnail on his thumb he mistook for an audience of thousands. "Soon we will have perfect compliance with tax code as everyone becomes a tax collector for the IRS. Everything will be funded and we'll make the t***sition to g***n e****y, and no one will ever suffer again! Come on! It's not rocket science!"
The job will require no intelligence or formal education, as tax calculations can be easily made by computers that will monitor the t***sactions of every American. Workers will simply press a button at their computer to initiate the auditing sequence and will be equipped with a gun and a badge to arrest any friends and neighbors found to be incompliant.
Unfortunately, the report also predicts GDP plunging to zero dollars in 2027 and mass starvation and death by 2028.
PegW,
If you are reading this, do not waste everyone’s time commenting on the fact it is fiction. Everybody else knows the BabylonBee is a satire site.
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I guess we know how you waste your "waking" hours.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-by-2026-everyone-in-us-will-be-working-for-irs-and-will-all-just-be-auditing-each-other
Report: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each Other
U.S. — A new report is predicting a 0% unemployment rate by the year 2026, as every American will be working for the IRS and be hard at work auditing other American citizens who work for the IRS.
"America's glorious future is upon us," said President Biden to a hangnail on his thumb he mistook for an audience of thousands. "Soon we will have perfect compliance with tax code as everyone becomes a tax collector for the IRS. Everything will be funded and we'll make the t***sition to g***n e****y, and no one will ever suffer again! Come on! It's not rocket science!"
The job will require no intelligence or formal education, as tax calculations can be easily made by computers that will monitor the t***sactions of every American. Workers will simply press a button at their computer to initiate the auditing sequence and will be equipped with a gun and a badge to arrest any friends and neighbors found to be incompliant.
Unfortunately, the report also predicts GDP plunging to zero dollars in 2027 and mass starvation and death by 2028.
PegW,
If you are reading this, do not waste everyone’s time commenting on the fact it is fiction. Everybody else knows the BabylonBee is a satire site.
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-by-2026-everyon... (
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In 2026 none of us will be making any money since the dems will have a 100%tax rate and no IRS will be needed. Our earnings will go directly to the government to feed the crooked elitist c****e politicians while we starve.
Kevyn wrote:
Trump is a notorious tax c***t and he eliminated IRS positions to the point they couldn’t function. IRS agents who ferret out fraud make our government many times their salaries each year and keep people like Trump from stealing from Americans who pay their taxes.
Totally bogus statement and you should be hogtied for even displaying such nonsense.
Tiptop789 wrote:
I guess we know how you waste your "waking" hours.
Get your hands off your Tooben Tictoc, we know how you spend all of your time.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Kevyn wrote:
Trump is a notorious tax c***t and he eliminated IRS positions to the point they couldn’t function. IRS agents who ferret out fraud make our government many times their salaries each year and keep people like Trump from stealing from Americans who pay their taxes.
I have been through three audits. In all three instances, I knew more about the tax law allowing the declarations then did the IRS employee.
Big Kahuna wrote:
Get your hands off your Tooben Tictoc, we know how you spend all of your time.
We, no one let's you speak for them
Tiptop789 wrote:
We, no one let's you speak for them
Big Kahuna speaks for a lot of people, especially Patriotic people who love our country which leaves you out. I am the spokesperson for at least 50 million of my avid fans across our fruited plains, snow covered mountain tops and all of our beautiful National Parks.
I believe that should 535 IRS agents to do a annual tax audit on the members of congress, their spouses, and any and all adult family members, also this should for the executive branch as well which in the president, vp, the members of the cabinet and other members of his white house staff and their families. Each of them must submit their tax information by February 1st and their should be complete by April 15th. The results should read in to the congressional records and the results of the executive branch =ead in to the national regursity ( sp). Period.
Big Kahuna wrote:
Big Kahuna speaks for a lot of people, especially Patriotic people who love our country which leaves you out. I am the spokesperson for at least 50 million of my avid fans across our fruited plains, snow covered mountain tops and all of our beautiful National Parks.
Wow, didn't know you were so popular
Tiptop789 wrote:
Wow, didn't know you were so popular
Yes, if I get any more popular I might end up challenging Trump for the presidency in 2024. The caveat (no not cavetelli) is that my tweets will be meaner than Trumps, my patience with l*****ts and the swamp creatures less than Trumps and my Big Kahuna College and Big Kahuna Casinos more profitable. I will have shoeshine stands in my casinos that you can operate. You can file for employment at Big Kahuna MAGA Resort Casinos in about 2 months. My motto will be, ""Big Kahuna, bigger than Big Foot". My new book will be out soon too, "The Art of the Steal" which will address how I could win more money at my casinos than Demorats stole v**es in the 2020 e******n.
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