14 Things The FBI Found In Donald Trump's Safe
Aug 10, 2022 13:25:39 #
14 Things The FBI Found In Donald Trump's Safe
The FBI raided former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago home and found incriminating evidence that he was once President of the United States of America! While they were there they spent over four hours cracking open a solid gold safe.
Here's what they found:
01 Thousands of McDonald's receipts: Immaculate record keeping!
02 Three pallets of Norvell Premium Sunless Tanning Solution, Dark 1: Only the best for our President!
03 World's best president mug: The mug has been detained for questioning.
04 Barron's Xbox controller because he's grounded from Xbox: This is a relief. We thought he was ghosting us on Xbox Live.
05 The kickstand for Biden's bike: Sneaky!
06 Obama's actual birth certificate: Everyone was wrong. He was born in Zap, ND. Weird.
07 A note that reads "You FBI guys are low IQ. Sad! Not good!": This was found in a safe within a safe.
08 Free verse, reflective poems: So sensitive!
09 Several dozen copies of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York: Probably the inspiration for all the booby traps federal agents had to evade.
10 The actual nuclear codes and not the f**e ones he slipped to Biden: Wait a minute, wouldn't the real president have the nuclear codes?
11 Little tiny shampoos which were stolen from the White House bathroom: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
12 Over a million unsent tweets: Carefully recorded and cataloged on papyrus scrolls.
13 A signed agreement between Trump and Pence that he would not "mean tweet" Pence: Appears to be scrawled in crayon on a KFC napkin.
14 The Mirror of Erised: When he looks into it he sees world peace.
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The FBI raided former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago home and found incriminating evidence that he was once President of the United States of America! While they were there they spent over four hours cracking open a solid gold safe.
Here's what they found:
01 Thousands of McDonald's receipts: Immaculate record keeping!
02 Three pallets of Norvell Premium Sunless Tanning Solution, Dark 1: Only the best for our President!
03 World's best president mug: The mug has been detained for questioning.
04 Barron's Xbox controller because he's grounded from Xbox: This is a relief. We thought he was ghosting us on Xbox Live.
05 The kickstand for Biden's bike: Sneaky!
06 Obama's actual birth certificate: Everyone was wrong. He was born in Zap, ND. Weird.
07 A note that reads "You FBI guys are low IQ. Sad! Not good!": This was found in a safe within a safe.
08 Free verse, reflective poems: So sensitive!
09 Several dozen copies of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York: Probably the inspiration for all the booby traps federal agents had to evade.
10 The actual nuclear codes and not the f**e ones he slipped to Biden: Wait a minute, wouldn't the real president have the nuclear codes?
11 Little tiny shampoos which were stolen from the White House bathroom: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
12 Over a million unsent tweets: Carefully recorded and cataloged on papyrus scrolls.
13 A signed agreement between Trump and Pence that he would not "mean tweet" Pence: Appears to be scrawled in crayon on a KFC napkin.
14 The Mirror of Erised: When he looks into it he sees world peace.
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Oldsailor65 wrote:
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The FBI/DOJ have provided the Bee with an abundant source of material for this week.
Aug 11, 2022 16:59:52 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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And f**gs, many f**gs
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