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Twelve Commandments for Seniors
Aug 9, 2022 01:46:22   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS :-

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”

#6 - “On time” is when you get there.

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but hasn't shut you up.

#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.

. . . And one more:

“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.



Keep well & smile - every day is a bonus!!!!

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Aug 9, 2022 14:09:48   #
FallenOak Loc: St George Utah
 
dtucker300 wrote:
TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS :-

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”

#6 - “On time” is when you get there.

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but hasn't shut you up.

#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.

. . . And one more:

“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.



Keep well & smile - every day is a bonus!!!!
TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS :- br br #1 -... (show quote)


I figure that if I don't wake up in a box with the overpowering smell of flowers around me in a very quiet room it will probably be a good day.

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Aug 10, 2022 10:43:01   #
Tazz
 
So true! Thanks for making me laugh today!

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