The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
Aug 5, 2022 17:47:44 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has c***ted him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?.
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says,
"Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll k**l you if you don't tell him.."
Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has c***ted him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?.
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says,
"Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll k**l you if you don't tell him.."
Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers
Aug 5, 2022 18:06:43 #
dtucker300 wrote:
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LOL! Very funny, dtucker!
Aug 6, 2022 08:02:42 #
dtucker300 wrote:
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I needed a smile 😃
Aug 9, 2022 09:28:41 #
dtucker300 wrote:
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And a lot of Democrat politicians are lawyers. Go figure.
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