RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.

One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.

Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.

The Soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said, “I think I’ll get up and get a coke.”

“No problem,” said the Soldier, “I’ll get it for you.”

While he was gone, the Marine picked up the Soldier’s shoe and spit in it.

When the Soldier returned with the coke, the Marine in the middle seat said, “That looks good, I think I’ll have one too.”

Again, the Soldier obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Marine picked up the soldier’s other shoe and spit in it.

The Soldier returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the short flight to Houston.

As the plane was landing, the Soldier slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

“How long must this go on?” the Soldier asked.

“This fighting between our services?

This hatred?

This animosity?

This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?”



We should not be fighting amongst ourselves.

keepuphope Loc: Idaho

Lol good post.

elledee

Good one finally a reason for you to be on this sight

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

An American and a Canadian were in the men's room taking a piss.
The American finished up first, shook it off, and headed for the door.
The Canadian hollered at him, "Hey, Yank, in Canada we learned to wash our hand after we piss."
The American smiled and said, "In America we learned not to piss on our hands."

RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

Big dog

Another old and worn out story, only one difference, nobody ever said it was a true story, until the BS from the north rolled south.

keepuphope Loc: Idaho

Big dog

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Wonttakeitanymore

Amen to that!