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Scientists Unveil Periodic Table Of G****rs

U.S. — The nation's leading scientists unveiled a new periodic table of g****rs to help everyone keep track of the evolving g****r spectrum. Experts are recommending the table be rolled out to schools across the nation and added to each state's curriculum for grades 9-12.

The g****r table features 114 g****rs in addition to a wild card space that represents the limitless imagination of the human mind.

"One of the biggest struggles with g****r identity is that no one knows what you're talking about," said Dr. Stephen Andross. "I, myself, am amicag****r, which means my g****r identity changes depending on the friends I have. This is distinct from someone who is g****rfluid or g****rfuzz and now, thanks to our g****r table, people can easily understand this."

"Why are you laughing?"

Scientists compiled their list of g****rs based on a survey of mentally ill patients and their own personal desires. Later, the information was distilled into a brief but meaningless combination of made-up words and categories.

In a survey of g****r studies majors, it was found to be "mildly helpful."

At publishing time, California legislators v**ed to require teaching on the periodic table of g****rs beginning in kindergarten.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-unveil-periodic-table-of-g****rs

Scientists Unveil Periodic Table Of G****rs

U.S. — The nation's leading scientists unveiled a new periodic table of g****rs to help everyone keep track of the evolving g****r spectrum. Experts are recommending the table be rolled out to schools across the nation and added to each state's curriculum for grades 9-12.

The g****r table features 114 g****rs in addition to a wild card space that represents the limitless imagination of the human mind.

"One of the biggest struggles with g****r identity is that no one knows what you're talking about," said Dr. Stephen Andross. "I, myself, am amicag****r, which means my g****r identity changes depending on the friends I have. This is distinct from someone who is g****rfluid or g****rfuzz and now, thanks to our g****r table, people can easily understand this."

"Why are you laughing?"

Scientists compiled their list of g****rs based on a survey of mentally ill patients and their own personal desires. Later, the information was distilled into a brief but meaningless combination of made-up words and categories.

In a survey of g****r studies majors, it was found to be "mildly helpful."

At publishing time, California legislators v**ed to require teaching on the periodic table of g****rs beginning in kindergarten.