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Oct 29, 2014 11:25:02   #
Brian Devon
 
Many American presidents have to accept the fact that many of their constituents are poorly educated children who never grew into adulthood.

Therefore, they can never say:

1. Charles Darwin was a brilliant man who made a lot of sense.
2. Organized religion is a crutch for weak people.
3. Country music is saccharine, repetitive, and banal.
(No, I don't want to listen to your uninspired twangy whining about
how your woman, dog, and old pickup done you wrong).
4. I would rather have a root canal than do another photo-op, on Sunday morning, at "Six F**gs Over Jesus".
5. I'm an alpha-male chick magnet who has enjoyed lots of sex.
6. I h**e mass produced cheap beer that's been speed-fermented.
with corn or rice.
7. I h**e pork rinds.
8. I can't stand boring fund-raisers where I'm expected to glad-handle every political junkie
with a checkbook.
9. I lose lots of sleep at the prospect of sending men and women into harm's way.
10. Gun arsenals are for the loser-men who are not chick magnets and can't even get it up anymore.

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Oct 29, 2014 11:31:45   #
DJRich Loc: Western Pa
 
Exactly right





Brian Devon wrote:
Many American presidents have to accept the fact that many of their constituents are poorly educated children who never grew into adulthood.

Therefore, they can never say:

1. Charles Darwin was a brilliant man who made a lot of sense.
2. Organized religion is a crutch for weak people.
3. Country music is saccharine, repetitive, and banal.
(No, I don't want to listen to your uninspired twangy whining about
how your woman, dog, and old pickup done you wrong).
4. I would rather have a root canal than do another photo-op, on Sunday morning, at "Six F**gs Over Jesus".
5. I'm an alpha-male chick magnet who has enjoyed lots of sex.
6. I h**e mass produced cheap beer that's been speed-fermented.
with corn or rice.
7. I h**e pork rinds.
8. I can't stand boring fund-raisers where I'm expected to glad-handle every political junkie
with a checkbook.
9. I lose lots of sleep at the prospect of sending men and women into harm's way.
10. Gun arsenals are for the loser-men who are not chick magnets and can't even get it up anymore.
Many American presidents have to accept the fact t... (show quote)

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Oct 29, 2014 11:37:24   #
Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA
 
Brian Devon wrote:
Many American presidents have to accept the fact that many of their constituents are poorly educated children who never grew up into adulthood.

Therefore, they can never say:

1. Charles Darwin was a brilliant man who made a lot of sense.
2. Organized religion is a crutch for weak people.
3. Country music is saccharine, repetitive, and banal.
(No, I don't want to listen to your uninspired twangy whining about
how your woman, dog, and old pickup done you wrong).
4. I would rather have a root canal than do another photo-op, on Sunday morning, at "Six F**gs Over Jesus".
5. I'm an alpha-male chick magnet who has enjoyed lots of sex.
6. I h**e mass produced cheap beer that's been speed-fermented.
with corn or rice.
7. I h**e pork rinds.
8. I can't stand boring fund-raisers where I'm expected to glad-handle every political junkie
with a checkbook.
9. I lose lots of sleep at the prospect of sending men and women into harm's way.
10. Gun arsenals are for the loser-men who are not chick magnets and can't even get it up anymore.
Many American presidents have to accept the fact t... (show quote)

11. Whining for more welfare is no substitute for working.
12. If you want to make more than minimum wage, earn more than minimum wage.
13. Government programs are destroying the Black community.
14. Homosexuals don't belong in the military.
15. You can't be pro-Clinton and anti-sexual predator.
16. If it weren't for illegal v**es, Al Franken would have lost and Obamacare would have never been passed.
17. G****l W*****g is the biggest s**m in the history of mankind.
18. If you're anti-gun, you're pro-criminal.
19. The government does few things well, but nothing efficiently.
20. Democrats need masses of suffering Americans to keep themselves in office.

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Oct 29, 2014 11:51:27   #
Trooper745 Loc: Carolina
 
Super Dave wrote:
11. Whining for more welfare is no substitute for working.
12. If you want to make more than minimum wage, earn more than minimum wage.
13. Government programs are destroying the Black community.
14. Homosexuals don't belong in the military.
15. You can't be pro-Clinton and anti-sexual predator.
16. If it weren't for illegal v**es, Al Franken would have lost and Obamacare would have never been passed.
17. G****l W*****g is the biggest s**m in the history of mankind.
18. If you're anti-gun, you're pro-criminal.
19. The government does few things well, but nothing efficiently.
20. Democrats need masses of suffering Americans to keep themselves in office.
11. Whining for more welfare is no substitute for ... (show quote)


Good post!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Thanks!

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Oct 29, 2014 11:53:37   #
W8_4_It
 
Super Dave, let's keep it going.

21. You are going to lose your plan
22. You are going to lose your doctor
23. The website doesn't work, it isn't ready.
24. This healthcare plan is going to be really expensive but that's OK because you have to pay for it.
25. That crap in Libya wasn't caused by a film.
26. You did build that , but WE are gonna take credit for it and then tax YOU for it.

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Oct 29, 2014 11:54:59   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Ah, the short list.

Super Dave wrote:
11. Whining for more welfare is no substitute for working.
12. If you want to make more than minimum wage, earn more than minimum wage.
13. Government programs are destroying the Black community.
14. Homosexuals don't belong in the military.
15. You can't be pro-Clinton and anti-sexual predator.
16. If it weren't for illegal v**es, Al Franken would have lost and Obamacare would have never been passed.
17. G****l W*****g is the biggest s**m in the history of mankind.
18. If you're anti-gun, you're pro-criminal.
19. The government does few things well, but nothing efficiently.
20. Democrats need masses of suffering Americans to keep themselves in office.
11. Whining for more welfare is no substitute for ... (show quote)

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Oct 29, 2014 11:58:07   #
johnson90
 
Sounds like something a child wrote! Go home loser you have no game.

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Oct 29, 2014 12:00:25   #
Cherokee38 Loc: Atlanta
 
Brian Devon wrote:
Many American presidents have to accept the fact that many of their constituents are poorly educated children who never grew into adulthood.

Therefore, they can never say:

1. Charles Darwin was a brilliant man who made a lot of sense.
2. Organized religion is a crutch for weak people.
3. Country music is saccharine, repetitive, and banal.
(No, I don't want to listen to your uninspired twangy whining about
how your woman, dog, and old pickup done you wrong).
4. I would rather have a root canal than do another photo-op, on Sunday morning, at "Six F**gs Over Jesus".
5. I'm an alpha-male chick magnet who has enjoyed lots of sex.
6. I h**e mass produced cheap beer that's been speed-fermented.
with corn or rice.
7. I h**e pork rinds.
8. I can't stand boring fund-raisers where I'm expected to glad-handle every political junkie
with a checkbook.
9. I lose lots of sleep at the prospect of sending men and women into harm's way.
10. Gun arsenals are for the loser-men who are not chick magnets and can't even get it up anymore.
Many American presidents have to accept the fact t... (show quote)

Brian, since you dislike it here so much why don't you move to where it is the way you like. I bet we could take up enough of a collection to send you anywhere you like, but remember we will only purchase a one way ticket

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Oct 29, 2014 12:08:33   #
Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA
 
21) The government's favorite minorities (in order) are:
..1)Homosexuals (LGTOBARSWA... Wh**ever)
..2) I*****l a***ns
..3) B****s (Holding 3rd until someone else comes along)

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Oct 29, 2014 12:21:43   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Brian Devon wrote:
Many American presidents have to accept the fact that many of their constituents are poorly educated children who never grew into adulthood.

Therefore, they can never say:

1. Charles Darwin was a brilliant man who made a lot of sense.
2. Organized religion is a crutch for weak people.
3. Country music is saccharine, repetitive, and banal.
(No, I don't want to listen to your uninspired twangy whining about
how your woman, dog, and old pickup done you wrong).
4. I would rather have a root canal than do another photo-op, on Sunday morning, at "Six F**gs Over Jesus".
5. I'm an alpha-male chick magnet who has enjoyed lots of sex.
6. I h**e mass produced cheap beer that's been speed-fermented.
with corn or rice.
7. I h**e pork rinds.
8. I can't stand boring fund-raisers where I'm expected to glad-handle every political junkie
with a checkbook.
9. I lose lots of sleep at the prospect of sending men and women into harm's way.
10. Gun arsenals are for the loser-men who are not chick magnets and can't even get it up anymore.
Many American presidents have to accept the fact t... (show quote)


If you're so enamored of f**e fighting - go watch wrestling.

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Oct 29, 2014 12:28:37   #
Brian Devon
 
Cherokee38 wrote:
Brian, since you dislike it here so much why don't you move to where it is the way you like. I bet we could take up enough of a collection to send you anywhere you like, but remember we will only purchase a one way ticket




**************
We did already move to a place that is very progressive and very much to our liking. We do enjoy living on the west coast, where we are surrounded by physical beauty and tolerant, amiable, pro-science, pro-environment folks, who are more than happy to elect NRA- "F" earning liberal Democrats to the U.S. Senate---all six of them.

The West Coast is President Obama country. No reason to leave. Although visiting Amsterdam, London, and Copenhagen, for a month would be rather nice.

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Oct 29, 2014 12:44:01   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
I'm getting this visual of you wearing bright green elf shoes with matching jester's hat, bells on both, and a pink Tutu.
That is the dress code for Southern Cal, right ?

Brian Devon wrote:
**************
We did already move to a place that is very progressive and very much to our liking. We do enjoy living on the west coast, where we are surrounded by physical beauty and tolerant, amiable, pro-science, pro-environment folks, who are more than happy to elect NRA- "F" earning liberal Democrats to the U.S. Senate---all six of them.

The West Coast is President Obama country. No reason to leave. Although visiting Amsterdam, London, and Copenhagen, for a month would be rather nice.
************** br We did already move to a place t... (show quote)

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Oct 29, 2014 12:54:37   #
Brian Devon
 
[quote=missinglink]I'm getting this visual of you wearing bright green elf shoes with matching jester's hat, bells on both, and a pink Tutu.









************
Link, obviously you enjoy fantasizing about such men.

Wh**ever floats your boat. Who am I to say that, based on your preferences, you are an incredibly odd duck???

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Oct 29, 2014 13:31:48   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Hey. Thank you. Your the one that planted the visual. I am always searching for a good laugh.:lol: :lol:

[quote=Brian Devon]
missinglink wrote:
I'm getting this visual of you wearing bright green elf shoes with matching jester's hat, bells on both, and a pink Tutu.









************
Link, obviously you enjoy fantasizing about such men.

Wh**ever floats your boat. Who am I to say that, based on your preferences, you are an incredibly odd duck???

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Oct 29, 2014 19:29:26   #
Cherokee38 Loc: Atlanta
 
Brian Devon wrote:
**************
We did already move to a place that is very progressive and very much to our liking. We do enjoy living on the west coast, where we are surrounded by physical beauty and tolerant, amiable, pro-science, pro-environment folks, who are more than happy to elect NRA- "F" earning liberal Democrats to the U.S. Senate---all six of them.

The West Coast is President Obama country. No reason to leave. Although visiting Amsterdam, London, and Copenhagen, for a month would be rather nice.
************** br We did already move to a place t... (show quote)

Well, now I understand your stupidity. If the rest of the country lived like the west coast, think what our national debt would be. I understand the people out there are so pleased with the tax rate they want to divide the state into 6 smaller states, what so they can spread the joy? Don't worry about being Obama country, in 2 years they are planning on moving out there. Your state has produced some outstanding politicians, Nancy Polisi comes to mind, if that is what you are proud of by all means stay there,but don't expect the rest of us to bail you out

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