Observations on growing older.
Oct 29, 2014 15:41:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Go put your car phone charger in the car....N O W!
Done...yesterday! :lol:
Oct 29, 2014 16:16:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
Done...yesterday! :lol:
Did you pack a sweater or jacket, just in case?
Oct 29, 2014 16:58:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Did you pack a sweater or jacket, just in case?
Yes, Mom. :roll:
I found just enough room under my stash of snacks. :-P
Oct 29, 2014 17:20:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, Mom. :roll:
I found just enough room under my stash of snacks. :-P
I found just enough room under my stash of snacks. :-P
You could take second one and use it to wrap the snacks. :!: :!: :-D
Oct 30, 2014 16:40:52 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
WhatIt'sWorth wrote:
Even things like RULES OF GRAMMAR that I used to KNOW COLD...
I find myself typing the OPPOSITE for things like "there" vs "their" -- "its vs it's" -- "ascribe vs subscribe"
ah just caint member no more...
oh - btw - this IS the 'Royals vs Giants in game 7 thread'
isn't it?
I find myself typing the OPPOSITE for things like "there" vs "their" -- "its vs it's" -- "ascribe vs subscribe"
ah just caint member no more...
oh - btw - this IS the 'Royals vs Giants in game 7 thread'
isn't it?
not anymore the Royals lost
Oct 30, 2014 22:58:48 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
slatten49 wrote:
I'm 10 years younger than you, and I can't make it through the day without several 'pre-sleeps'. :mrgreen:
Practice makes perfect! :wink:
Practice makes perfect! :wink:
and your mother lets a child like you outside by yourself?
Oct 30, 2014 23:19:14 #
My wife asked me the other day why the older I get the grouchier I get.
I told her it's the new medicine the doctor has me on.
She said "What medicine is that?"
I told her it's a sedative/hypnotic like Seconal, phenobarbital or nembutal but it's called "fuckital" and it's obviously working. :)
First time in my life I ever seen that woman speechless.
I told her it's the new medicine the doctor has me on.
She said "What medicine is that?"
I told her it's a sedative/hypnotic like Seconal, phenobarbital or nembutal but it's called "fuckital" and it's obviously working. :)
First time in my life I ever seen that woman speechless.
Oct 30, 2014 23:24:17 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
W8_4_It wrote:
My wife asked me the other day why the older I get the grouchier I get.
I told her it's the new medicine the doctor has me on.
She said "What medicine is that?"
I told her it's a sedative/hypnotic like Seconal, phenobarbital or nembutal but it's called "fuckital" and it's obviously working. :)
First time in my life I ever seen that woman speechless.
I told her it's the new medicine the doctor has me on.
She said "What medicine is that?"
I told her it's a sedative/hypnotic like Seconal, phenobarbital or nembutal but it's called "fuckital" and it's obviously working. :)
First time in my life I ever seen that woman speechless.
I'll bet she won't be for long if she reads this
Oct 30, 2014 23:38:29 #
She is sitting right here. She don't go in much for Chit Chat but she can shop till she drops on the internet.
If all you seen of her was all of her shoes you would swear I had married a centipede.
We had a conversation about that one time.
She asked me "Why do you have so many guns?"
I replied.."For the same reason you have so many shoes. The stock on this one matches my belt. The stock on that one brings out the highlights in my eyes.
This one is not blued , its in the white and you can't be a carrying that around after labor day.
That one has a tall magazine, that one has a short magazine.
Those 2 are pump shotguns. How many pumps do you have? I know its more than 2 in that walk in shoe closet of yours.
That one is stainless steel for carrying around the pool, swimming hole or the beach."
By that time she had gone off to the kitchen to bother the grandkids.
That's another thing about getting older. Now I take time to explain things to the wife. :)
If all you seen of her was all of her shoes you would swear I had married a centipede.
We had a conversation about that one time.
She asked me "Why do you have so many guns?"
I replied.."For the same reason you have so many shoes. The stock on this one matches my belt. The stock on that one brings out the highlights in my eyes.
This one is not blued , its in the white and you can't be a carrying that around after labor day.
That one has a tall magazine, that one has a short magazine.
Those 2 are pump shotguns. How many pumps do you have? I know its more than 2 in that walk in shoe closet of yours.
That one is stainless steel for carrying around the pool, swimming hole or the beach."
By that time she had gone off to the kitchen to bother the grandkids.
That's another thing about getting older. Now I take time to explain things to the wife. :)
Oct 30, 2014 23:53:33 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
W8_4_It wrote:
She is sitting right here. She don't go in much fo... (show quote)
I think from your comment about shoes makes me wonder if she is related to my wife
Oct 31, 2014 00:08:13 #
alex wrote:
I think from your comment about shoes makes me wonder if she is related to my wife
The women like the shoes and purses. When my wife gets a new purse I look over at the dog and say "That's a slightly different shade than the other purses. Women can see shades of purse and shoe color that men, dogs and even cats can't see. Shade differences that can't even be detected by the most accurate state of the art colorimeter. Now she is going to have to get a pair of shoes to match that purse".
Sure enough in a few days it shows up.
That's another thing about getting older, we let her do wh**ever she wants shoe and purse wise. We don't say a thing about it. And the dog stays clear of those shoes now.
The poor dog narrowly survived puppyhood after the famous "Jimmy Choo" incident where the dog decided those new pumps would make good chew toys.
To this day I still call them the "Jimmy Chew" pumps.
Oct 31, 2014 00:47:36 #
W8_4_It wrote:
The women like the shoes and purses. When my wife ... (show quote)
Generalizations of such a nature can cause you problems. You might want to be careful. There are members of your inferior species on this site who will explain about my p o w e r s! :hunf:
Oct 31, 2014 00:49:34 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
W8_4_It wrote:
The women like the shoes and purses. When my wife ... (show quote)
but we live in a small apartment and the shelf in our bedroom closet is stacked about as full of bags and we only have one door to hang a shoe bag from and is full and she has boxes on the floor
Nov 3, 2014 08:03:11 #
Floyd Brown
Loc: Milwaukee WI
AuntiE wrote:
Go put your car phone charger in the car....N O W!
I am in awe of you powers.
Thank you for reminding me.
I can't tell you why I brought it in the house in he first place.
It is sitting next to me as I type.
It is only even money or less that it ends up in my van later today.
Nov 3, 2014 08:08:25 #
Floyd Brown
Loc: Milwaukee WI
CowboyMilt wrote:
As one get's into his/her "twilight" years...NAPS become a great perk. & is relatively cheap.
I swear that I don't nap.
If it looks like I am it is just that I am checking my eye lids for pin holes.
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