‘Wherever You Want To Go Eat Is Fine With Me’…
May 5, 2022 19:16:52 #
There is not a single gentleman here who has not had such an experience. Enjoy!
https://babylonbee.com/news/wherever-you-want-to-go-to-eat-is-fine-with-me-lies-wife
'Wherever You Want To Go Eat Is Fine With Me', Lies Wife
VALENCIA, CA—When Nick Samuels took his wife out for their weekly date night on Monday, he was pleased to hear that she was flexible on restaurant destinations.
“Wherever you want, honey—I had a late lunch so I’m not too picky tonight.” Excited by his wife Nicholette’s flexibility, Mr. Samuels started rattling off local favorites, including a popular Texas-style BBQ joint, a Korean BBQ joint, and a burger place called Meats, Meats & More Meats. Early reports indicate that his wife was lying when she said “wh**ever you want” as she cut him off at the knees while they were still in the parking lot, insisting that she didn’t have a preference but she “had hoped for a vegetable or two.”
“What about that Italian place we love? The owner sometimes comes by to check on us – you like that, right?” Mr. Samuels had begun looking frazzled, according to eyewitnesses, as he had started driving but realized he still did not have a destination. His lying wife expressed concern about the indecisiveness, which sources say caused a panicked flurry of restaurant recommendations, ranging from Five Guys to Taco Bell and more.
At publishing time, Mr. Samuels could not be located for comment as he had pulled into a gas station to play Temple Run in the bathroom, leaving his wife with instructions to “text me when you decide on a place.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/wherever-you-want-to-go-to-eat-is-fine-with-me-lies-wife
'Wherever You Want To Go Eat Is Fine With Me', Lies Wife
VALENCIA, CA—When Nick Samuels took his wife out for their weekly date night on Monday, he was pleased to hear that she was flexible on restaurant destinations.
“Wherever you want, honey—I had a late lunch so I’m not too picky tonight.” Excited by his wife Nicholette’s flexibility, Mr. Samuels started rattling off local favorites, including a popular Texas-style BBQ joint, a Korean BBQ joint, and a burger place called Meats, Meats & More Meats. Early reports indicate that his wife was lying when she said “wh**ever you want” as she cut him off at the knees while they were still in the parking lot, insisting that she didn’t have a preference but she “had hoped for a vegetable or two.”
“What about that Italian place we love? The owner sometimes comes by to check on us – you like that, right?” Mr. Samuels had begun looking frazzled, according to eyewitnesses, as he had started driving but realized he still did not have a destination. His lying wife expressed concern about the indecisiveness, which sources say caused a panicked flurry of restaurant recommendations, ranging from Five Guys to Taco Bell and more.
At publishing time, Mr. Samuels could not be located for comment as he had pulled into a gas station to play Temple Run in the bathroom, leaving his wife with instructions to “text me when you decide on a place.”
May 5, 2022 19:23:18 #
AuntiE wrote:
color=purple b There is not a single gentleman h... (show quote)
His first mistake was asking her...
The correct method is to say "You're going to be happy with the restaurant I chose tonight"...At which point she goes "Oh, is it that place where we had that delicious dinner with the so and sos?"... And respond "nailed it babe"
May 5, 2022 19:27:09 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
His first mistake was asking her...
The correct method is to say "You're going to be happy with the restaurant I chose tonight"...At which point she goes "Oh, is it that place where we had that delicious dinner with the so and sos?"... And respond "nailed it babe"
The correct method is to say "You're going to be happy with the restaurant I chose tonight"...At which point she goes "Oh, is it that place where we had that delicious dinner with the so and sos?"... And respond "nailed it babe"
What an excellent work around!
May 5, 2022 20:24:35 #
TommyRadd
Loc: Midwest USA
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
His first mistake was asking her...
The correct method is to say "You're going to be happy with the restaurant I chose tonight"...At which point she goes "Oh, is it that place where we had that delicious dinner with the so and sos?"... And respond "nailed it babe"
The correct method is to say "You're going to be happy with the restaurant I chose tonight"...At which point she goes "Oh, is it that place where we had that delicious dinner with the so and sos?"... And respond "nailed it babe"
You’ve obviously had some experience with this!
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