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Oct 18, 2014 11:29:11   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
I never accused you of being smart, ass or otherwise


Ok swabby, put up yer dukes! or as John Wayne said, "Fill your hands."

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Oct 18, 2014 12:16:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
She has defiantly made a dent on my personality


:lol: I'm not so sure your spelling of 'definitely' was in error. :mrgreen: On purpose, perhaps? :wink:

AuntiE can be quite defiant. :shock:

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Oct 18, 2014 13:01:40   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I wish he were nest door. I would put up with his attitude to get help with the computer. I mean real help not Rock suggesting I exorcise it when it misbehaves. Beside that, I did get a fry pan in the housewares department, as per suggestion, so I am prepared if the kid gets too insulting.



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Oct 18, 2014 14:14:38   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Good dog! Does he bring his owner the cookies he fetched? :-P

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Oct 18, 2014 14:15:03   #
Zeno Loc: Omaha NE
 
Dear Old Gringo:It would be nice if I had a wiseass kid next door whom I could call in the event of a computer problem,but I don't.Most often,I must puzzle it out myself,but this has led to a partial mastery of this sometimes perplexing machine.It's amazing what you can accomplish with the computer if you unplug it and let it reboot.
And speaking of boots,I hope this kid realizes that,if he continues to call his elders disrespectful names,one of them might help him out the door one day with a real boot.Zeno

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Oct 18, 2014 14:18:56   #
bahmer
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
I received this through a PM from another OPP member who wishes to remain anonymous.



As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.

Georgiegrinned..'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down:

ID10T

I used to like Georgie, the little s**thead.
I received this through a PM from another OPP memb... (show quote)


Good one

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Oct 18, 2014 14:22:02   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
:lol: I'm not so sure your spelling of 'definitely' was in error. :mrgreen: On purpose, perhaps? :wink:

AuntiE can be quite defiant. :shock:


It was a typo that I didn't catch. I need new glasses. Actually I need new eyes, but that is harder to get.

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Oct 18, 2014 14:30:43   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
It was a typo that I didn't catch.


I took as a double-entendre...intended or not. :-D

Kind 'a like, but not the same as, a Freudian slip. :wink:

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Oct 18, 2014 14:33:22   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
I took as a double-entendre...intended or not. :-D

Kind 'a like, but not the same as, a Freudian slip. :wink:


NO I DO NOT WEAR SLIPS

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Oct 18, 2014 14:40:11   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
NO I DO NOT WEAR SLIPS


Absolutely NOT...never thought so. :shock: It is not that kind of slip, my friend. :lol:

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Oct 18, 2014 16:11:06   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
I sense AuntiE's influence on you. :lol:


:thumbup:

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Oct 18, 2014 16:28:04   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
Ok swabby, put up yer dukes! or as John Wayne said, "Fill your hands."


I'll beat you to death with my swab

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Oct 18, 2014 17:12:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
I'll beat you to death with my swab


Cotton swab? :shock: Frightening. :lol:

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Oct 18, 2014 17:39:57   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
I'll beat you to death with my swab


I will dazzle you with my foot work :shock: :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :roll:

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Oct 18, 2014 17:44:50   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
I will dazzle you with my foot work :shock: :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :roll:


careful the deck is wet

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