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J in Cleveland got a fair warning
Apr 14, 2022 22:24:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Finding one of the neighborhood kids making faces at others on the playground, J in Cleveland stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, J said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as J had paused, little Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. J, you can't say you weren't warned."

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Apr 14, 2022 23:20:19   #
RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit
 
slatten49 wrote:
Finding one of the neighborhood kids making faces at others on the playground, J in Cleveland stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, J said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as J had paused, little Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. J, you can't say you weren't warned."
Finding one of the neighborhood kids making faces ... (show quote)


I can remember being told that. And it does work.

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Apr 15, 2022 00:25:41   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
slatten49 wrote:
Finding one of the neighborhood kids making faces at others on the playground, J in Cleveland stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, J said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as J had paused, little Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. J, you can't say you weren't warned."
Finding one of the neighborhood kids making faces ... (show quote)


I used to hear that about crossing your eyes. It probably is true if you take a nasty whack to your head at the same time.

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Apr 16, 2022 07:58:35   #
Rose42
 
slatten49 wrote:
Finding one of the neighborhood kids making faces at others on the playground, J in Cleveland stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, J said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as J had paused, little Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. J, you can't say you weren't warned."
Finding one of the neighborhood kids making faces ... (show quote)


I remember hearing that.

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Apr 18, 2022 10:09:09   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Finding one of the neighborhood kids making faces at others on the playground, J in Cleveland stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, J said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as J had paused, little Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. J, you can't say you weren't warned."
Finding one of the neighborhood kids making faces ... (show quote)


Heard that many a time, lol

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