Sad: Florida Students Ranked Last In…
Apr 7, 2022 14:16:16 #
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-florida-students-ranked-last-in-subject-of-teachers-sex-life
Sad: Florida Students Ranked Last In The Nation In Subject Of 'Teacher’s Sex Life'
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a recent study conducted by the Department of Education, it was found that Florida students K-3 are quickly improving in math and reading. Unfortunately, they have fallen to dead last in the nation in one crucial area: intimate knowledge of their teachers' sex lives.
"This is all thanks to DeSantis's bigoted 'Don't Say Gay' bill," said local kindergarten teacher Jimbo Pandy (he/him) to reporters. "I am no longer allowed to describe my sexual encounters from last weekend to my 5-year-old students, which has greatly crippled their sexual exploration. I thought this was America! What happened to freedom of speech?"
Independent sources also confirmed that Florida students are falling behind in g****r confusion, q***r history, sexual technique, and a******n rates. Planned Parenthood, America's largest provider of a******n and t*********r hormones, warns that if these trends continue they might make less money.
"DeSantis must be stopped before it's too late... for our Q2 projections," said regional Planned Parenthood director Amy Blud.
Experts warn that if these trends continue, we may see a resurgence in traditional sexual ethics taught by parents, leaving kids woefully unprepared for college g****r studies.
Sad: Florida Students Ranked Last In The Nation In Subject Of 'Teacher’s Sex Life'
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a recent study conducted by the Department of Education, it was found that Florida students K-3 are quickly improving in math and reading. Unfortunately, they have fallen to dead last in the nation in one crucial area: intimate knowledge of their teachers' sex lives.
"This is all thanks to DeSantis's bigoted 'Don't Say Gay' bill," said local kindergarten teacher Jimbo Pandy (he/him) to reporters. "I am no longer allowed to describe my sexual encounters from last weekend to my 5-year-old students, which has greatly crippled their sexual exploration. I thought this was America! What happened to freedom of speech?"
Independent sources also confirmed that Florida students are falling behind in g****r confusion, q***r history, sexual technique, and a******n rates. Planned Parenthood, America's largest provider of a******n and t*********r hormones, warns that if these trends continue they might make less money.
"DeSantis must be stopped before it's too late... for our Q2 projections," said regional Planned Parenthood director Amy Blud.
Experts warn that if these trends continue, we may see a resurgence in traditional sexual ethics taught by parents, leaving kids woefully unprepared for college g****r studies.
Apr 7, 2022 14:18:50 #
Apr 7, 2022 14:27:11 #
AuntiE wrote:
There's not much that could make me happier: children being taught Biblical t***hs and morals and life principles before the progressives get hold of them later inn life. I'm sure this is a source oif great distress for Kevie.
Apr 7, 2022 14:29:50 #
Iliamna1 wrote:
There's not much that could make me happier: children being taught Biblical t***hs and morals and life principles before the progressives get hold of them later inn life. I'm sure this is a source oif great distress for Kevie.
Not only Kevie but woodguru, kemmer, TipTop and Milosia as well as a multitude of others. Henceforth they shall be known as g***mers.
Apr 7, 2022 14:32:24 #
Iliamna1 wrote:
Indoctrinate them with fairytales. Curb critical thinking sk**ls. Make them easy to manipulate sheep. Good plan.There's not much that could make me happier: children being taught Biblical t***hs and morals and life principles before the progressives get hold of them later inn life. I'm sure this is a source oif great distress for Kevie.
Apr 7, 2022 14:37:20 #
RascalRiley wrote:
Indoctrinate them with fairytales. Curb critical thinking sk**ls. Make them easy to manipulate sheep. Good plan.
Schools should be indoctrinating them with language arts, mathematics, and science in the elementary years of schooling. Schools have NO PLACE in teaching/discussing sexual matters in those grades!!!
Apr 7, 2022 15:03:17 #
working class stiff
Loc: N. Carolina
AuntiE wrote:
Schools should be indoctrinating them with language arts, mathematics, and science in the elementary years of schooling. Schools have NO PLACE in teaching/discussing sexual matters in those grades!!!
Nope....much better they get those lessons only off the internet.
It's a different world, AuntiE, than the one we grew up in.
Apr 7, 2022 15:05:29 #
working class stiff wrote:
Nope....much better they get those lessons only off the internet.
It's a different world, AuntiE, than the one we grew up in.
It's a different world, AuntiE, than the one we grew up in.
There are, most assuredly, excellent internet sites for such topics; however, not every family has the wherewithal to know of them and continue to rely on the public uneducation system.
Apr 7, 2022 15:17:30 #
AuntiE wrote:
Schools should be indoctrinating them with language arts, mathematics, and science in the elementary years of schooling. Schools have NO PLACE in teaching/discussing sexual matters in those grades!!!
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