Psychiatrist vs Bartender
Apr 4, 2022 21:31:55 #
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him:
“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”
It's always better to get a second opinion.
So I went to a shrink and told him:
“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”
It's always better to get a second opinion.
Apr 4, 2022 21:45:24 #
debeda wrote:
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear o... (show quote)
😅😅🤣😅 good one, debeda!
Apr 4, 2022 21:51:09 #
Apr 4, 2022 21:52:15 #
debeda wrote:
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear o... (show quote)
Isn't there another section for jokes and chat?
Apr 4, 2022 22:10:45 #
woodguru wrote:
Isn't there another section for jokes and chat?
Yep. What's your address again?🤪🤪😂🤣😂😉😉
Apr 4, 2022 23:12:36 #
debeda wrote:
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear o... (show quote)
A very good one...excellent
Apr 4, 2022 23:12:58 #
Apr 4, 2022 23:13:18 #
woodguru wrote:
Isn't there another section for jokes and chat?
I'm sure your shrink is fully qualified...
Apr 4, 2022 23:36:54 #
Apr 5, 2022 05:56:07 #
debeda wrote:
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear o... (show quote)
That was a good one, laughter is the best medicine, don’t care for anyone who complains about logistics. 👍
Apr 5, 2022 06:01:16 #
debeda wrote:
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear o... (show quote)
Very good, Debeda! There are some on this site who are in desperate need of this advice.
Apr 5, 2022 06:03:01 #
woodguru wrote:
Isn't there another section for jokes and chat?
Good heavens, woodenhead, hits close to home, eh?
Apr 5, 2022 06:30:31 #
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woodguru wrote:
Isn't there another section for jokes and chat?
Right woodgirly, that is the area for all your posts.
Apr 5, 2022 13:31:57 #
iFrank wrote:
That was a good one, laughter is the best medicine, don’t care for anyone who complains about logistics. 👍
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
Apr 5, 2022 13:32:16 #
Big Bass wrote:
Very good, Debeda! There are some on this site who are in desperate need of this advice.
For sure!!🌞
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