Ouch
Oct 12, 2014 18:28:51 #
Last Friday, Jason Garnett greeted a new day, as many men do, with an erection. But 17 hours later, doctors were stabbing the British man's penis with needles in order to end his member's persistent salute, UPI reports.
The 23-year-old North Yorkshire man didn't worry when his erection stuck around the morning after a night of love-making, reports Northern Echo. He changed his tune around lunch time and tried to tame it with an ice bath and a jog, but after a stiff eight hours, he finally asked his roommate for help.
"You should have seen the look on his face he was in hysterics at first, but then he realized how serious the situation was," Garnett says, according to Huffington Post.
Garnett's erection wasn't a blessing, but a serious medical condition called priapism. The rare malady has nothing to do with arousal or desire and can cause permanent damage if left untreated, reports News.com.au.
The "most embarrassing day" of Garnett's life got worse when doctors drew two pints of blood from his penis and injected it 24 times with erection-reducing meds.
"Seeing them stab my penis with a needle was like something out of a horror film. The pain was a 10 out of 10," he says.
Garnett says his penis now "looks like it's been through a war. It's all a bit black and blue." (Read about a woman whose medication caused "unwelcome" orgasms.)
This article originally appeared on Newser: 17-Hour Erection Sends Man to Hospital
The 23-year-old North Yorkshire man didn't worry when his erection stuck around the morning after a night of love-making, reports Northern Echo. He changed his tune around lunch time and tried to tame it with an ice bath and a jog, but after a stiff eight hours, he finally asked his roommate for help.
"You should have seen the look on his face he was in hysterics at first, but then he realized how serious the situation was," Garnett says, according to Huffington Post.
Garnett's erection wasn't a blessing, but a serious medical condition called priapism. The rare malady has nothing to do with arousal or desire and can cause permanent damage if left untreated, reports News.com.au.
The "most embarrassing day" of Garnett's life got worse when doctors drew two pints of blood from his penis and injected it 24 times with erection-reducing meds.
"Seeing them stab my penis with a needle was like something out of a horror film. The pain was a 10 out of 10," he says.
Garnett says his penis now "looks like it's been through a war. It's all a bit black and blue." (Read about a woman whose medication caused "unwelcome" orgasms.)
This article originally appeared on Newser: 17-Hour Erection Sends Man to Hospital
Oct 12, 2014 19:14:53 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
bmac32 wrote:
Last Friday, Jason Garnett greeted a new day, as m... (show quote)
Imagine his partner's first reaction! God that must have hurt
Oct 12, 2014 19:38:54 #
bmac32 wrote:
Last Friday, Jason Garnett greeted a new day, as m... (show quote)
I realize both that priapism is a serious medical condition AND that this article was posted with some sense of humor.
So I just want to say that, as I grow older, I'm just happy to have any erection that stays long enough (pun intended) to be useful.
Oct 12, 2014 19:54:46 #
PaulPisces wrote:
I realize both that priapism is a serious medical condition AND that this article was posted with some sense of humor.
So I just want to say that, as I grow older, I'm just happy to have any erection that stays long enough (pun intended) to be useful.
So I just want to say that, as I grow older, I'm just happy to have any erection that stays long enough (pun intended) to be useful.
That VD clinic give you a small set of tweezers for that?
Oct 12, 2014 20:02:50 #
America Only wrote:
That VD clinic give you a small set of tweezers for that?
Oh America, why are you interested in the size of my g*****lia?
I think you need to direct your thoughts to something more productive!
Oct 12, 2014 20:40:27 #
PaulPisces wrote:
I realize both that priapism is a serious medical condition AND that this article was posted with some sense of humor.
So I just want to say that, as I grow older, I'm just happy to have any erection that stays long enough (pun intended) to be useful.
So I just want to say that, as I grow older, I'm just happy to have any erection that stays long enough (pun intended) to be useful.
at 81 i know exactly how you feel!
Oct 12, 2014 22:49:02 #
It's comical if it's not you but thankfully the young man got medical attention, must have been a long night!
PaulPisces wrote:
I realize both that priapism is a serious medical condition AND that this article was posted with some sense of humor.
So I just want to say that, as I grow older, I'm just happy to have any erection that stays long enough (pun intended) to be useful.
So I just want to say that, as I grow older, I'm just happy to have any erection that stays long enough (pun intended) to be useful.
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