Worst mistake in my life. Seeking opinions.
Mar 4, 2022 12:15:00 #
On this day in 1983, I married my first wife. We had two children together, and I filed for divorce in July 1996 because she was a mean, lazy, vile, c***ting whore. After a contentious court proceeding, I was awarded the property, livestock, and primary custody of the kids. She never paid a dime in child support, and did everything possible to make my life hell until they became adults.
Now that time has passed, and we have grandchildren in common, and she's on husband number five, we get along pretty well. She even (finally) gets along with the angelic, sweet, and beautiful Mrs. Bunker. Kinda weird.......
I'm thinking of texting her: "Happy Anniversary, Mrs. Bunker says congratulations."
Should I do it?
Now that time has passed, and we have grandchildren in common, and she's on husband number five, we get along pretty well. She even (finally) gets along with the angelic, sweet, and beautiful Mrs. Bunker. Kinda weird.......
I'm thinking of texting her: "Happy Anniversary, Mrs. Bunker says congratulations."
Should I do it?
Mar 4, 2022 12:19:40 #
archie bunker wrote:
On this day in 1983, I married my first wife. We h... (show quote)
I'd leave it alone. She could use your grandchildren against you, she sounds like a real b---h.
Mar 4, 2022 12:24:05 #
WinkyTink
Loc: Hill Country, TX
archie bunker wrote:
On this day in 1983, I married my first wife. We h... (show quote)
Be wary of a set up.
Mar 4, 2022 13:18:18 #
archie bunker wrote:
On this day in 1983, I married my first wife. We h... (show quote)
Stay as far away as you can get. NEVER open up a box of snakes. You will get bit, every time !!!!
Mar 4, 2022 14:11:41 #
Mar 4, 2022 15:03:34 #
skyrider wrote:
Stay as far away as you can get. NEVER open up a box of snakes. You will get bit, every time !!!!
Lol! This snake has no fangs, or venom. It's more like an eel now.
Just slimy! I called her on the phone, and we both had a laugh over it. It's been years, so no need to be mad now. But she did tell me that I don't deserve my sweet wife.
Mar 4, 2022 18:53:09 #
archie bunker wrote:
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Bro... My dad says yes... But he's three times divorced and I pretty much use him as a sounding board on what not to do with women...
Mar 5, 2022 06:14:27 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
archie bunker wrote:
I'm still good friends with my first wife. Our marriage ended when her mother bought a road house in the North Pole Alaska and her whole family moved up there. I was not going to live where it is 50 below all winter and 90 in the summer with the sky blacked out by mosquitoes. I have no rgrets and as it turned out the little cutie pie turned to fat .On this day in 1983, I married my first wife. We h... (show quote)
Mar 5, 2022 09:47:01 #
archie bunker wrote:
On this day in 1983, I married my first wife. We h... (show quote)
Have you ever kicked a hornet nest ??
Mar 5, 2022 10:29:26 #
billy a
Loc: South Florida
archie bunker wrote:
On this day in 1983, I married my first wife. We h... (show quote)
I married my tarantula in 1985...divorced her in 2015. For two years I kept getting over-spray of that relationship, including dog/vet questions, third-person gossip of how lousy I was as a husband [ALL aspects] where's the rake ?...until one day I phoned and asked for a five-minute - visit on the front porch I had built. I left all firearms and bladed tools at my new home. I had printed the word "Divorce", followed by any number of literal definitions, and asked her to please adhere to these guidelines. I gave a copy to our adult daughter, who got a real bang out of it. I've kept my end of the deal ; A Complete and Comprehensive Dismissal of ANYTHING that happened between us up to the date of our [MY ] divorce.
An unexpected glitch DID appear, however : The tarantula's Mother, a nice person and last living parent between us, has developed dementia and has forgotten her daughter is now single [ I guess ]...the woman calls me and I play along like the good son-in-law I'm not. After all, God is watching, and I have no trouble with this woman. Tarantula has gotten wind of this, and, shame on me, is NOT getting any details of our conversations [Daughter knows, everything is directed to making Mom-in-law happy, no ill-will, but Daughter is standing on the agreement, and enjoys watching her mother go ape$hit crazy...] Anyway, Arch, I hope you've gotten at least a grin out of this tale of un-wedded bliss. I now do coffee-dates, and an occasional "Night-on-the Couch for a Movie" Keep on livin' Brother...
Mar 5, 2022 10:31:42 #
Mar 6, 2022 08:58:41 #
billy a wrote:
I married my tarantula in 1985...divorced her in 2... (show quote)
How nice of you… Keeping it real for a mother in law you enjoy(ed)…✨❤️✨
Mar 6, 2022 08:59:38 #
skyrider wrote:
Stay as far away as you can get. NEVER open up a box of snakes. You will get bit, every time !!!!
Soooo glad to see you!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻
Mar 6, 2022 17:48:07 #
archie bunker wrote:
On this day in 1983, I married my first wife. We h... (show quote)
No!! Let go of the past and embrace ur beautiful wife and family! Thank God for new beginnings! When I divorced my first husband I sent him a card that had pall bearers carrying a coffin crying! Then on the inside it said, oops wrong card- happy birthday! Was kinda fun! Actually I don’t think I ever sent it!! Let it go!
Mar 6, 2022 17:49:37 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
I'm still good friends with my first wife. Our marriage ended when her mother bought a road house in the North Pole Alaska and her whole family moved up there. I was not going to live where it is 50 below all winter and 90 in the summer with the sky blacked out by mosquitoes. I have no rgrets and as it turned out the little cutie pie turned to fat .
Fat keeps u warm ! Lol
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